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Null said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/51891.html#52025

>>51970
>wizard neckbeards form neo-Roman Legion
>declare war on normalfags
>use captured normals as slaves for our army
>enslave women for sex and reproduction
>massacre communities of normalfags and nail profligates to a cross
Ave, true to Caesar

I would kinda like to see them try. Like imagine police shooting riot shot at a group of neckbeards armed with low quality weeaboo weaponry who claim to have wizard powers. :lol:
 
I think it could work, because it's not like the Roman legions were physically fit professional soldiers with lots of training and whose primary advantage in battle was their cohesion, or anything.

What an embarrassing little footnote of history the spectacularly failed Neckbeard Rebellion would be.
 
>>51970
>wizard neckbeards form neo-Roman Legion
>declare war on normalfags
>use captured normals as slaves for our army
>enslave women for sex and reproduction
>massacre communities of normalfags and nail profligates to a cross
Ave, true to Caesar

Legionnaires were as much engineers as they were soldiers, the idea of wizards building a wall is comical.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
EleSigma said:
Someone needs to make a Wizardchan mod for Fallout 3 or NV now. All the characters in the games never venture outside or have daily routines and have chinless deformed faces.

F3 already had a DLC like that.

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Gollum?
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Actually, that kinda makes sense. I mean, all Gollum ever did was sit in a cave, eat goblins and call in love with an object.
 
So that's how Caesar's Legion in FNV came to be. Lol, they would build walls of ramen cups and take-out bags to defend their conquered lands, with the severed heads of normalfags on pikes around to strike fear in all who have sex!
 
How are these assholes so sure society and "normalfags" shun them when they barely leave their rooms? Let alone do anything social.
 
Black Sonichu said:
So that's how Caesar's Legion in FNV came to be. Lol, they would build walls of ramen cups and take-out bags to defend their conquered lands, with the severed heads of normalfags on pikes around to strike fear in all who have sex!

Legion did oppress women, just saying. Seriously though the idea of a wizard speaking Latin is comical. They barely grasp english.
 
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exball said:
Black Sonichu said:
So that's how Caesar's Legion in FNV came to be. Lol, they would build walls of ramen cups and take-out bags to defend their conquered lands, with the severed heads of normalfags on pikes around to strike fear in all who have sex!

Legion did oppress women, just saying. Seriously though the idea of a wizard speaking Latin is comical. They barely grasp english.

They'd have to take classes to learn Latin. Isn't trying to improve yourself in some way strictly against the "Neet" lifestyle?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
exball said:
Black Sonichu said:
So that's how Caesar's Legion in FNV came to be. Lol, they would build walls of ramen cups and take-out bags to defend their conquered lands, with the severed heads of normalfags on pikes around to strike fear in all who have sex!

Legion did oppress women, just saying. Seriously though the idea of a wizard speaking Latin is comical. They barely grasp english.

They'd have to take classes to learn Latin. Isn't trying to improve yourself in some way strictly against the "Neet" lifestyle?

Classes require a form of social interaction.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
exball said:
Black Sonichu said:
So that's how Caesar's Legion in FNV came to be. Lol, they would build walls of ramen cups and take-out bags to defend their conquered lands, with the severed heads of normalfags on pikes around to strike fear in all who have sex!

Legion did oppress women, just saying. Seriously though the idea of a wizard speaking Latin is comical. They barely grasp english.

They'd have to take classes to learn Latin. Isn't trying to improve yourself in some way strictly against the "Neet" lifestyle?

only if you improve yourself in a way that is more productive. For instance learning how to manipulate the welfare system is pretty in line with being a wizard.
 
It'd be funny if they started learning latin so they could intracommunicate. Any normalfags trying to join their inner circles would have to begin learning latin and no troll would have that dedication.
 
Null said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/51891.html#52025

>>51970
>wizard neckbeards form neo-Roman Legion
>declare war on normalfags
>use captured normals as slaves for our army
>enslave women for sex and reproduction
>massacre communities of normalfags and nail profligates to a cross
Ave, true to Caesar

Enslave women for sex and reproduction? Wait a minute, wouldn't that make you not a wizard anymore and turn you into a normalfag?

Man, would I hate to be forced to suck some neckbeard's dick and be pregnant by them. The hygiene, or lack thereof, would in itself make the whole thing unbearable, to say the least.
 
Null said:
It'd be funny if they started learning latin so they could intracommunicate. Any normalfags trying to join their inner circles would have to begin learning latin and no troll would have that dedication.

I'm learning Latin actually.
 
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