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Wait, you have to speak Latin to join certain groups? Edit: Sarcasm detector died

What are these guys? Tryhard Satanists? Or do they just play a lot of Vampire The Masquerade?

Speaking of Satanists, shouldn't we have a thread for them?
 
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/52279.html

These people really are just looking for the smallest defects to bitch about.

Honest to god, I have a Chris-like stutter. Whenever I get even slightly nervous, I end up - I sta- I start repeating phr - I start rephrasing stuff I've been - I'm saying. And since it tends to be triggered by nervousness, once I start stuttering, I can't stop. And yet somehow I'm not a complete social failure doomed to NEET-dom. Wonder how that works?
 
Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/52279.html?

I'm glad I go incognito before I click on any of those links. The last thing I want is for somebody to check my history and think I frequent that sight. I have a lisp which makes me drag out my S's and you don't see me bitching about it.

Then again I sound like a snake, which is awesome.
 
How the fuck do they get pass the requirements to become a sperm donor? That shit's pretty airtight around here. Unless your 6 feet plus, non-smoking, blonde hair, blue eyes you ain't cumming into any cups for money.



Some great supportive reinforcement we have all come to know and love about Wizards.

Wow, you're such an idiot. I seriously raged reading this post. You passed your shit genetics that never found you a gf onto some innocent child who will now grow up with all the same problems. Fuck you, OP. Selfish asshole. Get the fuck out.

I agree with this. You probably made a bad child. I wouldn't ever be a sperm donor because my genes are garbage and the child would probably be suicidal and have anxiety problems.
 
SodomyRocket said:
exball said:
Satan said:
Some are sperm donors:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/52290.html#q52290

Getting paid to fuck up the human genepool. I'm actually a bit worried now.
The more I read of this guys the more worrisome and depressing it becomes.

I'm curious how this guy got through the screening process. His genes must be pretty solid if they let him through.

Or he could be lying ]:(P

One could only hope. GodJesus, the wizards hate everyone, even each other :shock:
 
Black Sonichu said:
SodomyRocket said:
exball said:
I'm curious how this guy got through the screening process. His genes must be pretty solid if they let him through.

Or he could be lying ]:(P

One could only hope. GodJesus, the wizards hate everyone, even each other :shock:
Again, just like Loveshies. It seems that the wizards are even more disorganised and petty towards each other though.
 
Saney said:
Again, just like Loveshies. It seems that the wizards are even more disorganised and petty towards each other though.

There's a lot more of them though. They're kind of like the Orks from Warhammer.

Except they don't reproduce asexually, since they're constantly bitching about not getting laid. And they don't have an army. And they don't have any weapons. And they aren't awesome in any way shape or form.

But other than that, just like the Orks.
 
exball said:
Null said:
It'd be funny if they started learning latin so they could intracommunicate. Any normalfags trying to join their inner circles would have to begin learning latin and no troll would have that dedication.

I'm learning Latin actually.

Funny I came to this thread the same week I was reading about the ancient Romans for my history class at college. The Romans were well accomplished warriors, unlike the wizards.

Also, there is an ancient legend about how Rome was originally an outpost for raiders and bandits. In the early days of Rome, when it was just that, the inhabitants betrayed another Latin-speaking tribe and raped their women. Of course, this might be the only way the settlement of Wizardville will sustain its population. Of course, any poster in this forum far out-badasses its inhabitants :lol:
 
Black Sonichu said:
Also, there is an ancient legend about how Rome was originally an outpost for raiders and bandits. In the early days of Rome, when it was just that, the inhabitants betrayed another Latin-speaking tribe and raped their women. Of course, this might be the only way the settlement of Wizardville will sustain its population. Of course, any poster in this forum far out-badasses its inhabitants :lol:

A bunch of guys that blame women for all their problems and refuse to get jobs or go to school are going to form a gang?

Is Our Pet Lolcow invited?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Black Sonichu said:
Also, there is an ancient legend about how Rome was originally an outpost for raiders and bandits. In the early days of Rome, when it was just that, the inhabitants betrayed another Latin-speaking tribe and raped their women. Of course, this might be the only way the settlement of Wizardville will sustain its population. Of course, any poster in this forum far out-badasses its inhabitants :lol:

A bunch of guys that blame women for all their problems and refuse to get jobs or go to school are going to form a gang?

Is Our Pet Lolcow invited?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?
 
Saney said:
Again, just like Loveshies. It seems that the wizards are even more disorganised and petty towards each other though.

So just like every other loser in the world who has crippling social, mental, sexual insecurities.
 
Black Sonichu said:
exball said:
Null said:
It'd be funny if they started learning latin so they could intracommunicate. Any normalfags trying to join their inner circles would have to begin learning latin and no troll would have that dedication.

I'm learning Latin actually.

Funny I came to this thread the same week I was reading about the ancient Romans for my history class at college. The Romans were well accomplished warriors, unlike the wizards.

Also, there is an ancient legend about how Rome was originally an outpost for raiders and bandits. In the early days of Rome, when it was just that, the inhabitants betrayed another Latin-speaking tribe and raped their women. Of course, this might be the only way the settlement of Wizardville will sustain its population. Of course, any poster in this forum far out-badasses its inhabitants :lol:

The idea of a love-shy trying to rape a woman in ancient Rome is comical. The men of the tribe would kill them all in a matter of minutes.
 
exball said:
The idea of a love-shy trying to rape a woman in ancient Rome is comical. The men of the tribe would kill them all in a matter of minutes.

The whole of ancient Rome actually did that in its early days. They invited the Sabines, another Latin-speaking tribe, to feast, and while they were distracted, their wives and daughters were stolen and "forcibly married." There were almost no women in Rome at the time, because it was a raiding outpost for local bandits. The only reason they did that was because Rome would not survive otherwise.
 
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