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exball said:
c-no said:
exball said:
I can only assume you saw the gates of hell didn't you? Tell me, does it make a geyser of blood come out of both your eyes?
My soul is bleeding. Two words, dick pony.
I'd ask what you would mean by that but I don't want to scar you with that question. I will ask this though: Were the pictures something you would find on Encyclopedia Dramatica?
 
c-no said:
I'd ask what you would mean by that but I don't want to scar you with that question. I will ask this though: Were the pictures something you would find on Encyclopedia Dramatica?

Some of them were.
 
Springblossom said:
c-no said:
I'd ask what you would mean by that but I don't want to scar you with that question. I will ask this though: Were the pictures something you would find on Encyclopedia Dramatica?

Some of them were.
If that's the case then I should avoid clicking the link even if I do want to see the ramblings of the wizards. I can only imagine the pictures are ED quality, the kind that lets you know that despite any blood or bodily waste, someone bears the sick grin on their face as they whack themselves off as they think to themselves(since this involves ponies and not animu girls) "Oh Rarity" as they "clop" to a white unicorn that is getting violated.
 
Most of their threads typically don't go on for that long, but their masturbation thread goes for over 100 posts

http://wizardchan.org/hob/res/2333.html

Well I guess you could argue masturbation is a basic need in life, like eating or drinking, which would mean this thread belongs in /wiz/ but I think it's fine here.
Hey Wizard's I've been masturbating in a bottle for the past 4 months.
it smells bad.(the bottom is condensed at this point into a moldy solid)
Im trying to fill it up to the top.
im not even half way full of a 1.5L
I used to masturbate once a day but I seem to have formed this strange fetish for women getting fucked in front of their boyfriends by huge cocked blacks. I initially thought it would be humiliating for the woman but it was meant to shame the man and it makes me sad because I have a small dick and just reminds of another reason I will never be with a woman.
I've seen frustration over circumcision on other parts of the site as well. Maybe we should form some kind of group in which we discuss it and think of ways to spread knowledge of this evil practice around. We could be the Wizards Against Circumcision (WAC, pronounced like "whack") and the members would be "Wac-a-moles".

And the kicker

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/14100.html#14100
Is it still losing your virginity if it's to something like an animal or a corpse?

I really don't have to say anything. They even have terms for this

>druid
>necromancer

Those words are forbidden here. They are the mark of the normal.
Necrophilia is disgusting no matter how fresh the corpse is. Go for zoophilia instead, every normal girl fucks her dog at least once in her life anyway, it's pretty normal.
 
I wonder how long their sexual frustration will build before they all turn "prison gay" just so they can have sex with a human?
 
Judge Holden said:
exball said:
Springblossom said:
So how about some crossovers with other lolcows?

Wizardchan + MLP/cloppers: http://wizardchan.org/b/res/13787.html (NSFW, also ewwww)
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Feh, pussy. Just be glad you were never forced to wade through the rule 34 site's MLP section by a sadistic ex girlfriend
So, you had a sadistic ex who forced you to go through the rule 34 site's MLP section? Was there anything deprived even by brony standards such as diapers and :briefs: ?
 
Springblossom said:
If Wizardchan does die, I'd be both happy and sad to see it go. Happy, because such a socially unhealthy website and community are gone, but sad because laughing at them makes me feel even better about myself than normal.

The site won't likely die out. More than likely the admins are just going to go around banning people and making the rules really stringent. Or this site will just die out and they'll make another one with a different name under new management. Or a bunch of other derivatives.

The fact of the matter is this site is just a symbol of a growing problem in modern society. 20 years ago nobody would've made a website like this but they do now, and it's only going to start getting more and more prominent in the next few decades. While there is a dedicated site toward it this sort of talk is also on 4Chan and a lot of other imageboards.

Once realistic sexbots get invented believe me, there's going to be a lot more of these websites. I would not be surprised if women started protesting the internet because men don't need them anymore.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Most of their threads typically don't go on for that long, but their masturbation thread goes for over 100 posts

http://wizardchan.org/hob/res/2333.html

Well I guess you could argue masturbation is a basic need in life, like eating or drinking, which would mean this thread belongs in /wiz/ but I think it's fine here.
Hey Wizard's I've been masturbating in a bottle for the past 4 months.
it smells bad.(the bottom is condensed at this point into a moldy solid)
Im trying to fill it up to the top.
im not even half way full of a 1.5L
I used to masturbate once a day but I seem to have formed this strange fetish for women getting fucked in front of their boyfriends by huge cocked blacks. I initially thought it would be humiliating for the woman but it was meant to shame the man and it makes me sad because I have a small dick and just reminds of another reason I will never be with a woman.
I've seen frustration over circumcision on other parts of the site as well. Maybe we should form some kind of group in which we discuss it and think of ways to spread knowledge of this evil practice around. We could be the Wizards Against Circumcision (WAC, pronounced like "whack") and the members would be "Wac-a-moles".

And the kicker

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/14100.html#14100
Is it still losing your virginity if it's to something like an animal or a corpse?

I really don't have to say anything. They even have terms for this

>druid
>necromancer

Those words are forbidden here. They are the mark of the normal.
Necrophilia is disgusting no matter how fresh the corpse is. Go for zoophilia instead, every normal girl fucks her dog at least once in her life anyway, it's pretty normal.

I am just sad now :( :( :(
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Once realistic sexbots get invented believe me, there's going to be a lot more of these websites. I would not be surprised if women started protesting the internet because men don't need them anymore.

I don't think women will mind if men like that don't need them.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Once realistic sexbots get invented believe me, there's going to be a lot more of these websites. I would not be surprised if women started protesting the internet because men don't need them anymore.

I don't think women will mind if men like that don't need them.

It'll drop the chances of them procreating from 0.016% to a straight 0% across the board, as well as keeping them inside for most of the day. Really, it's a service to everyone.

Also, I didn't see this until now:

Necrophilia is disgusting no matter how fresh the corpse is. Go for zoophilia instead, every normal girl fucks her dog at least once in her life anyway, it's pretty normal.

I'm pretty sure that's not true at all. Fucking ew.

EDIT: Oh fucking god now they're arguing about...that. Eeeeeugh. Now I'm back to hoping the site gets taken down entirely.
 
What, that guy really thinks girls have sex with their dogs?
What????
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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Hey Wizard's I've been masturbating in a bottle for the past 4 months.
it smells bad.(the bottom is condensed at this point into a moldy solid)
Im trying to fill it up to the top.
im not even half way full of a 1.5L

emot-barf.gif
 
wheat pasta said:
What, that guy really thinks girls have sex with their dogs?
What????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
THEY DON'T?????????? The mrs. is kind of justified in slapping me. Thanks a lot wizards.
 
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