Wizardchan

Status
Not open for further replies.
Count groudon said:
I'm honestly not trying to alog here I'm really not, I'm just saying that if I had a few hours alone in a room full of all the wizards and a flaming chainsaw, I wouldn't complain
Click to expand...

Honestly, I don't really feel much ill will for most of them. I get disgusted by some of their more sick threads (like necro vs. beast, WHY DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT), but a lot of them don't really seem malicious like the loveshies, they've just fucked up big time and are down and out. They need something to give them the oomph to get back up and get back in the fight.

Honest to god, if I was to hang out with a wizard, I don't think I'd troll him or mock him. I think I'd try to help him out, maybe give him some motivation or something. Well, provided he showered and wore clean clothes.
 
Springblossom said:
They need something to give them the oomph to get back up and get back in the fight.

Honest to god, if I was to hang out with a wizard, I don't think I'd troll him or mock him. I think I'd try to help him out, maybe give him some motivation or something. Well, provided he showered and wore clean clothes.
Click to expand...

Springblossom you'd have a lot of your work cut out for you, considering these people largely think they're better than you, or think you lead an easier life than them and they're jealous of your vagina.

Their isolation has really poisoned their minds and clouded their thinking. To the point they've become closed minded to knowledge and unable to understand things. I mean "jus' be urself" as bad advice as it is has it's roots in don't try and be someone you aren't. Whenever you read a self help book one of the best pieces of advice they give you is don't be yourself, be better than yourself. The first girl I ever asked out thanked me for treating her so nicely because she thought all boys were horrible people and nobody outside of her parents had ever paid for her. I didn't even progress in that relationship beyond that first date, but I still treated the girl nicely because it was the right thing to do. Not because I expected sex from it.

I really hope these people get their head dislodged from their ass and seek to change their ways and their outlook on life but I'm not holding my breath. If they are resigned to being emotionally 14 and physically 27 that's really up to them.
 
Lolz they arent going to change. The fact that they go to Wizardchan to affrim their isolationist ideas and hatred of women only means they will suffer indefinatly
 
I wonder... we've probably never heard of these kinds of people before the internet, but is it just because the internet gives them somewhere to bitch without meeting other people in person, or is the internet enabling their attitudes?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Springblossom said:
They need something to give them the oomph to get back up and get back in the fight.

Honest to god, if I was to hang out with a wizard, I don't think I'd troll him or mock him. I think I'd try to help him out, maybe give him some motivation or something. Well, provided he showered and wore clean clothes.
Click to expand...

Springblossom you'd have a lot of your work cut out for you, considering these people largely think they're better than you, or think you lead an easier life than them and they're jealous of your vagina.
Click to expand...

...I didn't know I had one to be jealous of.
 
Springblossom said:
...I didn't know I had one to be jealous of.
Click to expand...
With a name like Springblossom I just guessed. My apologies


~~~

It seems they deleted /self/, their self improvement board. What a tragedy.
Here they talk about childhood dreams they gave up on.
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64172.html
What was your childhood dream?

And why did you give up on it?
Click to expand...
I never had one, my only dream if any while young occured while I was at school, thinking to myself how I wished to be at home, away from this dreadful place.
Click to expand...
I wanted to be a scientist. But didn't realize i grow dependent of my mother, because she always helped me with homework.
Click to expand...
>What was your childhood dream?

That adults would shut the fuck up about dreams and shit because I just want to survive until I got the courage to die.

>And why did you give up on it?

I haven't really. I'm still working on my ultimate lifegoal of suicide. It's very hard, anyone who says suicide is cowardly is full of shit, as we know by the fact the majority of people pussy out from actually doing it again & again & again. I've still got to work up the courage to an hero.
Click to expand...
I never knew what I wanted to be in my childhood. In my teenage years I wanted to be a slacker like the guy in the movie "Idle Hands". Now that I'm into my adulthood I found out that being a slacker wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
Click to expand...

While this is an inherently depressing topic everyone can more or less relate to. The reoccurring trend is "my life is hard and laziness was easier". Even in the childhood abuse stories they still more or less devolve into "and that's why being an isolated asshole to everyone is justified".

There's also another topic where a few wizards talk about how they stay in bed all day and only leave it to eat and piss. And some don't even leave it for that.
 
JarlaxleBaenre said:
That has to be a troll.
Click to expand...

I fucking hope so. Jesus Christ. Fuck you, Wizardchan, I'm allowed to be disgusted by that.

Dr. Cuddlebug said:
With a name like Springblossom I just guessed. My apologies
Click to expand...

S'cool.

There's also another topic where a few wizards talk about how they stay in bed all day and only leave it to eat and piss. And some don't even leave it for that.
Click to expand...

I hope by 'that' you just mean eating. If not...oh my god that's horrifying.

EDIT: Man, today's a good day for hilarious/holywhatthefuck threads.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63764.html

Wizards sperg the fuck out over proper usage of the word 'feel'.
 
Their sexualities (and other attitudes) are so malformed that I'd be surprised if the psychology community isn't aware of these kinds of people. Have any professionals in the field of psychology ever so much as mentioned loveshies/wizards/etc.?
 
HandBanana said:
And yet they claim that we are somehow worse?
Click to expand...
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/62359.html#62402
Wizardchan is incredibly normal though. You only have to look at how often sex girlfriends, friends, etc. are mentioned here (as desirable things).
Also observe how many here consider unemployment bad in and of itself. There are better places than to make your new internet home.
Click to expand...
No, otherwise we would share tips about getting gf and things like that. The point of /v9k/ is being bitter and depressed and enjoying it.
Click to expand...
I know this Feel

Every forum I've ever called home has become infested with filthy normals. I really feel like I'm a homeless loner fighting an uphill battle alone in a post-apocalyptic world. Maybe I am.

Sometimes it just Feels so hopeless that I lose the will to even fight anymore. One day I might find myself in a life or death situation and this lack of will to fight for my life very well might be the death of me. And maybe that would be a good thing; the normals will have won but my pain and suffering may finally come to an end.
Click to expand...
It actually angers me to see any of those normalfags there use "that feel" as if they were capable of having real feels. Fucking normalfags. I guess I will be patient and not leave wizardchan again.
Click to expand...
WTF is wrong with these people?
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Feel is always capitalized on this site, wtf is wrong with these people?
Click to expand...

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/63764.html

'Feels' has been coopted by normies. They use it now.
If they want to sound like a lobotomy patient, that's up to them, but we have a choice.
It's not a badge of honor to be so retarded and unspecific, it's a mark that you disrespect the feelings so much you can't even describe them.
It's just 'that feel when a situation'.
I hope you one day realise how fucking retarded you sound.
Click to expand...

Apparently that's the Wizardchan definition of feel.
 
I must wonder, has any of them ever said they were going to kill themselves? If so what did other wizards say about it?
 
Springblossom said:
It's not a badge of honor to be so retarded and unspecific, it's a mark that you disrespect the feelings so much you can't even describe them.
It's just 'that feel when a situation'.
I hope you one day realise how fucking retarded you sound.
Click to expand...

Apparently that's the Wizardchan definition of feel.
Click to expand...

At least they understand projection
tobacky_vapor said:
I must wonder, has any of them ever said they were going to kill themselves? If so what did other wizards say about it?
Click to expand...
There's a lot of threads on suicide on Wizardchan, a lot of them have even gone as far as to claim they're braver than normalfags because at least they have the common decency to end it all.

I'm not shitting you this entire website sounds like it's written by a 13 year old but a lot of the people writing this shit are close to 30.
 
Now I must ask you one more question. Have the wizards ever considered what their ideal world would be? And I'm not saying living in their basement hiding from the world, I mean a world where they would actually like to live in. A world they would like to be apart of. What's face it as much as they say they love doing what they doing we all know that that's a little horseshit. I really want to know what they really want.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back