Wizardchan

[Saney]

They're still at it. How can they judge us when they've spent almost a hundred pages talking about us?

I think that this says more about them than it does us.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

For a group who claims to not care about what others think of them, they sure do spend a lot of time caring about what we say in this thread.

 

[Springblossom]

For a group who claims to not care about what others think of them, they sure do spend a lot of time caring about what we say in this thread.

There was a thread the other day about the anti-Wizardchan posts on /cow/. It was pretty extensive, though not so much as their thread on us.

Also, why is it that the interesting threads always 404 before I get the chance to see them?

 

[Saney]

For a group who claims to not care about what others think of them, they sure do spend a lot of time caring about what we say in this thread.

There was a thread the other day about the anti-Wizardchan posts on /cow/. It was pretty extensive, though not so much as their thread on us.

Also, why is it that the interesting threads always 404 before I get the chance to see them?

I guess they don't want us to think even less of them than we already do. What we think of them is very important to them apparently.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Some people just want to be miserable. I thought CWC was pretty pathetic once, but he has nothing on the wizards.

I wonder if one of them will come on this site and try to defend themselves like Rika did? They literally have nothing better to do.

 

[Springblossom]

Some people just want to be miserable. I thought CWC was pretty pathetic once, but he has nothing on the wizards.

I wonder if one of them will come on this site and try to defend themselves like Rika did? They literally have nothing better to do.

There was one, called wizardembassy or something, who showed up earlier in the thread and basically started preaching to us about how horrible his life was because feels or something. It was a pretty inane argument.

 

[Watcher]

I wonder if one of them will come on this site and try to defend themselves like Rika did? They literally have nothing better to do.

They have tried to defend themselves earlier in this thread or just trolled the forum in some capacity a few times. They usually get marked with the "WIZARD" usertitle. These are all the instances I remember.

So this is Chad Thundercock apparently, but yeah I was shocked at how big of a loser these guys were, seemed like a bunch of lazy idiots that feel the need to complain about things because of how bad they fucked up in life

Good evening CWC. Wizardchan member here, you guys are funny.

You claim we are the freaks, but we are not so different. Two sides of the same coin.

I'll be back one way or another.

Hello,

I'm a wizard chan user and self described permavirgin.

I know you hate us. And I agree that some of my brothren are dillusional and hateful (racist, etc).........

But the core thing we all have in common is the pain of being a virgin with no hope of losing it. It's hard to find people to relate to about this issue. Even on the internet, few communities understand. And so I sympathize with these people (even the loveshies) despite denouncing some of the things they say and attitudes they harbor. I feel at home with these folk because no one else empathizes with this virginal pain and NO HOPE of losing it.

You may say it's not a big deal get over it. Or stop complaining and do the work to help yourself lose your virginity. Or hire a prostitute. But I feel these are wrong and if you want to I will explain why I think so (or maybe I am wrong, myself, and you can explain to me).

I know my brethren may hate me for posting here...but I just wanted to after reading 12 forum pages worth of straight of pure bashing and hate and little sympathy and understanding from people here (although there was some). Sorry if I'm being a buzzkill. I know this is a "lolcow" thread and so is for circlelolling, so I hope I don't get banned for breaking the circlelol.

[That feel when no intimate female contact. Ever.]

You attract mates because you are being yourself and what you are is attractive (and I don't mean looks [alone]).

I am unattractive to the opposite sex. It's the fact that who I am as an individual, as a personality, at the core of my being, is unattractive to women.

And who am I? I am a person who is a mute. Fears people. And only wants sex. These are things women hate. They hate men who are quiet (and I am COMPLETELY quiet). They hate it when they only want sex. They hate cowards.

I can't change these things about myself without lying and putting on a false mask. Therein lies the conundrum. I desire something from the opposite sex: sex. Yet I'll never obtain it without being fake.

Excuse this analogy, but I am like the ugliest woman on earth who no man wants to bone. And it is very difficult for her to change her looks. So she will suffer loneliness and no one to have her children and hold her at night
The difference is that my pain stems from sexual lust. I can survive no relationship and no children but I EXTREMELY desire sex. Prostitutes don't offer real intimate sex...it is fake.

I want sex without strings yet also I want real sex where the person cares about me. But that is impossible because women hate shy men and so my desire will never be fulfilled. I am realistic. Unlike some of my brothren who turn this realization into a hate towards women, I just accept it apathetically (but of course I resent it....maybe the same way women resent the fact that men are biologically wired to think about women's physicality?).

Still think changing my attitude is the right thing? Change my attitude about being true and authentic? Is this what you're saying to me? If it is then I agree with you. You can be yourself and be liked, but I have to fake it. Maybe I should do that?
/long post

TL;DR: I'm shy. Women don't want sex from shy men. I can't change this about myself (without being fake and going against my true nature). Thus, my desire for true sexual reciprocation will never be fulfilled (despite sex workers being an option).

the shun of women is fueled by anger and resentment because of nosex.

we are jealous of "normalfag"s because they have the sex we want to have (and friendships for those who want it [I personally don't care about friendships]) and experiences (like traveling...because we are afraid to go to new places because of fear but some would like it).

that being said, just because we are mainly jealous of normies, doesn't mean we want to completely be them. by "normalfags" we usually mean people who are oblivious to how the world really is...they're not stupid...they just lack the knowledge we have, thus we are wizards because we have knowledge they don't have. we are aware of the workings of the world without rosecolored glasses (although we have our own special types of delusions caused by, once again, our being virgins)...

the irony is that the having of this knowledge probably is a main reason for our virgindom. ignorance is bliss
/condescension

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

OK, I didn't realize they were on here before. Too bad it wasn't as funny as Rika.

 

[Watcher]

OK, I didn't realize they were on here before. Too bad it wasn't as funny as Rika.

These people are funny in different ways. Remember CWC's infinitely high boyfriend factor?

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/66648.html

There's something that has puzzling me for a very long time.

It seems like almost every girl (or at least almost every girl in her late teens and early 20s) has a boyfriend. Even ugly and obese girls have boyfriends.

I remember overhearing a table of 5 average looking girls talking about their boyfriends - all of them had boyfriends.

However, even though there is an equal number of males and females, it seems very common for young men to be single. How is his mathematically possible?

you will never have a pure virgin gf>>66657

I will never have a gf, period

Obviously there are men hoarding gfs.

but even if, she wouldn't be a virgin, she would already have fucked billions of other guys and you're nothing more for her than temporary fun while you will always remember her she will have forgotten about you 2 days later

Thankfully some people have mentioned in this thread the painfully obvious that not all girls have boyfriends. That some indeed lie about it. If a girl doesn't have a boyfriend it's seen as wierd, and telling your friends you have a boyfriend means they don't have to worry you'll be a cat lady.

What I used to do if I asked a girl out who said she had a boyfriend, what I'd say is "I'm in a relationship too. I just wanna be friends and take things easy." It gets past all her programmed defenses and puts her in a position where you can impress her and she'll be more likely to say yes. If she says no after that and stresses she has a boyfriend than she actually has one. If she says no anyway than tell yourself she wasn't worth it anyway and meet someone else.

 

[Springblossom]

OK, I didn't realize they were on here before. Too bad it wasn't as funny as Rika.

These people are funny in different ways. Remember CWC's infinitely high boyfriend factor?

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/66648.html

There's something that has puzzling me for a very long time.

It seems like almost every girl (or at least almost every girl in her late teens and early 20s) has a boyfriend. Even ugly and obese girls have boyfriends.

I remember overhearing a table of 5 average looking girls talking about their boyfriends - all of them had boyfriends.

However, even though there is an equal number of males and females, it seems very common for young men to be single. How is his mathematically possible?

you will never have a pure virgin gf>>66657

I will never have a gf, period

Obviously there are men hoarding gfs.

but even if, she wouldn't be a virgin, she would already have fucked billions of other guys and you're nothing more for her than temporary fun while you will always remember her she will have forgotten about you 2 days later

If they weren't watching us, I would totally post there and try to get them to start using the term 'boyfriend free girl' or 'IHBF'.

Also:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/66496.html

I love this fucking place. Once someone starts making fun of them, they all accuse each other of being 'CWCki spies' or trolls or some shit. Can we get some other boards in on this and see if the whole board implodes?

 

[exball]

Why do they even talk about us? We just laugh about their paranoia.

 

[Foulmouth]

Why do they even talk about us? We just laugh about their paranoia.

You gotta admit though, it would be fun to poke them with sticks.

 

[exball]

Why do they even talk about us? We just laugh about their paranoia.

You gotta admit though, it would be fun to poke them with sticks.

Burning sticks.

 

[Count groudon]

I may be partially to blame for the paranoia. I actually posted on wizardchan a few time to sorta try to mingle with them and see how thery were, some of them weren't too bad, actually somewhat cool. Them a made a comment about how I had friends, they all freaked out, I let slip I was part of the cwcki forums and they closed down the thread.

 

[Saney]

Why do they even talk about us? We just laugh about their paranoia.

You gotta admit though, it would be fun to poke them with sticks.

Burning sticks.

Tone it down a notch. Let's keep it to physical discomfort.
...
I should probably point out that that was a joke.

 

[Watcher]

I may be partially to blame for the paranoia. I actually posted on wizardchan a few time to sorta try to mingle with them and see how thery were, some of them weren't too bad, actually somewhat cool. Them a made a comment about how I had friends, they all freaked out, I let slip I was part of the cwcki forums and they closed down the thread.

They found out about the Cwcki forums a few times from a few other sources.

The fact of the matter is nobody is to blame for them finding this thread. Rather they would've found out about it anyway and come here due to their own insecurities.

I stress that if they actually thought their worldview of being extremely lazy and fearing women was correct. They would let women and people with friends post on their site. Because then they could see how superior their lifestyle is. Rather they hide away on their site, fearing that a "normie" will come on there and make them feel more depressed. But they still want to know what the normies are saying about them because it gives them attention and fuels their ego. If someone was gossiping about you on some forum, would you not read what they said about you?

It's why it's better to abstain from telling them they should commit suicide or other horrible things like that. Rather point out how actually ordinary these people are, and that we just called them "lazy" rather than "Wizards". You don't hold any moral or intellectual superiority when you tell people they should commit suicide.

 

[Springblossom]

I may be partially to blame for the paranoia. I actually posted on wizardchan a few time to sorta try to mingle with them and see how thery were, some of them weren't too bad, actually somewhat cool. Them a made a comment about how I had friends, they all freaked out, I let slip I was part of the cwcki forums and they closed down the thread.

That's an admirable but pointless endeavor. I've tried a few times to reach out to them over Wizardchan, and it's never worked. It's going to have to be something in the real world that gets through to them. Wizardchan is not an environment that fosters change.

All we can do is observe and hope for the best. I don't hold any ill will towards them*, and I would like to see them get help and be happy.

*Exceptions being the ones who idolize serial killers and school shooters. They can rot in hell for all I care.

 

[Himawari]

I get the feeling that most (if not all) of the ones idolizing murderers are just trolling and dicking around, but if there are any that sincerely mean it... well, I wouldn't wish death back on them, but they clearly have some severe psychological problems that aren't being effectively addressed, and that's really sad and worrying.

 

[Silver]

If someone was gossiping about you on some forum, would you not read what they said about you?

There was a time about seven years back when most of the people in the forums I frequented hated me. There was a Youtube video that existed for the sole purpose of discrediting a claim I frequently made about Pokémon; there was a (rather self-absorbed) wiki with information about these two dudes' internet lives and there was a page on me and how I was such a drama queen. I was only 12. Needless to say those both upset the hell out of me and I'd rather not know that they had existed.

 

[Watcher]

If you guys remember a few weeks back I posted about a Wizardchan steam group, and how the leader of that group posted a big long rant about the site. Well the group seems to have been closed down now. I'm assuming he noticed his rant was being posted elsewhere. Here's a repost of the original rant.

Spoiler

To those wondering, I am the founder of Wizardchan who was forcibly removed from the staff and permanently banned.

But why, you may ask?

The new owner of the site is a believer that the principles of Wizardchan must be sacrificed in order for the site to gain higher post counts.

This is why recently you have seen the introduction of the /b/ board, unchecked normalfaggotry, a general disregard for the original intent of the rules, and deteriorating post quality overall.

To him, this is all great news so that he can continue to show off higher traffic numbers to his e-friends at 4chon.net and brag about the so-called success of this site to his loyal followers on IRC.

When he bought the site from the previous owner, he made IRC a more integral part of the site and required all staff members to be on it constantly. Sensibly, I chose not to participate, as I never have been a fan of IRC circlejerking, and it is at seriously great odds with the intents of global rule 9. I single-handedly moderated Wizardchan for many months without the use of IRC.

Nonetheless, I was demoted then permanently banned for choosing not to participate, though I continued my moderating duties on the site until the day I was betrayed.

Why am I telling you this?

There is nothing more I can do. I have no more power at Wizardchan, and of course I am essentially unknown to all users of Wizardchan since I never flaunted my identity.

Many now complain that the moderating of Wizardchan seems different than a year ago, or even several months ago. Now you know why. The new admin was not even a staff member until several months ago, when I promoted him.

There is good news though. The good news is that you can demand better of the new admin. What he cares about is post QUANTITY, rather than post QUALITY. You should log onto IRC and state your opinion that he is destroying Wizardchan (do not post on /meta/, because your post will be deleted), and that you will stop posting until he and the rest of this new staff remembers the founding principles of the site.

At the current path, a year from now, Wizardchan will be unrecognizable to a degree exponentially greater to how unrecognizable it is now from a year ago.

The reason why I proposed my idea for Wizardchan is that there is no longer any place on the Internet for people like us. Every corner of the Web has been infested by normalfags who dumb down the quality of content and make everything appeal to the lowest common denominator. It has happened to too many sites, and it grieves me greatly to see it beginning to happen to the site I founded.

You are not alone. Wizardchan is the greatest community I've ever had the privilege to be a part of. Let us show our fellow KV brethren that Wizardchan shall never be lost. These are dark days, but we will be a bastion that shall proudly stand against the normalfag hordes in the years to come.

Wizardchan has ALWAYS been about post quality, NOT post quantity. Never forget that, because prioritizing quantity has always been the slippery slope to becoming a shit board.