CWC, however, is an incredibly gullible full-of-himself pervert who expects the world to fall at his feet and meet his demands (inb4 HI A-LOG). He's constantly lamenting his plight and expecting the world to recognize his "genius," never wanting to do anything for himself and expecting vaginas (or "china" as he so eloquently phrases it) to come rushing in so he can conceive his "prophesied" daughter. He never seems capable of introspection, only preferring to blame the whole rest of the world for his problems. Also, if we are to believe his tale of conquest of a woman (read: hooker) in the sack, complete with euphemism of preparing a "gift basket" for her, he has forsaken his wizard status anyway.