Wizardchan

[The Mass Debater]

I'm not saying I'm going to go over to Wizardchan and try talking to them, I'm saying that this is what I would do in the incredibly unlikely hypothetical event that I were to be in a room with a wizard.

It's not like I'm going to actively look for ways to make this hypothetical a reality good lord.

Fair enough.

It's just... these are just people who take pride in not being "normalfags". I, personally, would probably have a lot in common with an average wizard - and I don't think I could break through that mindset. Not in a single meeting. They seem to be too deep into it. Hell, Chris seems to be more socially adjusted then they are, judging by a lot of their topics.

For all but a few of the more deranged Wizards it seems to me that their 'pride' is just brief moments of denial while they spend most their time wishing they were 'normalfags'. I think like most Loveshys and SJWs, talking to a moderate Wizard would probably be a fairly uneventful occurance. An extreamist might freak out and cry, running home to post about your normalfag opression to the scent of , but I dont think they would actually say anything coherent about how they are proud wizarding men who dont need no succubi.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I just want to throw this one post out there:

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/16920.html

Specifically:

went to a walk in clinic and told the doc that i might become a rapist if he doesn't help, and that if i do become a rapist, the blood of the victim will be on his MANOS.
He quickly prescribed it to me, and since it's Canada, its also free.
Now i would never become a rapists, it's just that my addiction to porn and depression because of tfw no gf makes my life miserable. Without testosterone it's so much easier now.

He's taking Depo Provera to suppress his sexual desires? So now they're chemically neutering themselves? wow

What does tfw mean? Some wizard shorthand for the real world, I'm sure. When I looked at Wikipedia all I got was listing of air force squadrons, and a fashion show in the Republic of Georgia.

 

[Silver]

I just want to throw this one post out there:

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/16920.html

Specifically:

went to a walk in clinic and told the doc that i might become a rapist if he doesn't help, and that if i do become a rapist, the blood of the victim will be on his MANOS.
He quickly prescribed it to me, and since it's Canada, its also free.
Now i would never become a rapists, it's just that my addiction to porn and depression because of tfw no gf makes my life miserable. Without testosterone it's so much easier now.

He's taking Depo Provera to suppress his sexual desires? So now they're chemically neutering themselves? Wow

What does tfw mean? Some wizard shorthand for the real world, I'm sure. When I looked at Wikipedia all I got was listing of air force squadrons, and a fashion show in the Republic of Georgia.

"that feel when"

 

[exball]

I just want to throw this one post out there:

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/16920.html

Specifically:

went to a walk in clinic and told the doc that i might become a rapist if he doesn't help, and that if i do become a rapist, the blood of the victim will be on his MANOS.
He quickly prescribed it to me, and since it's Canada, its also free.
Now i would never become a rapists, it's just that my addiction to porn and depression because of tfw no gf makes my life miserable. Without testosterone it's so much easier now.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I just want to throw this one post out there:

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/16920.html

Specifically:

went to a walk in clinic and told the doc that i might become a rapist if he doesn't help, and that if i do become a rapist, the blood of the victim will be on his MANOS.
He quickly prescribed it to me, and since it's Canada, its also free.
Now i would never become a rapists, it's just that my addiction to porn and depression because of tfw no gf makes my life miserable. Without testosterone it's so much easier now.

That's a testosterone blocker. Is that all I really need to do if I want to start transitioning? That sure makes side-stepping the usual trans bureaucracy pretty easy. "I'm a rapist. Give me female hormones."

I can't believe a walk-in doctor actually prescribed that. No wonder everyone in this country's on bloody drugs.

 

[Green Nidoking]

I just want to throw this one post out there:

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/16920.html

Specifically:

went to a walk in clinic and told the doc that i might become a rapist if he doesn't help, and that if i do become a rapist, the blood of the victim will be on his MANOS.
He quickly prescribed it to me, and since it's Canada, its also free.
Now i would never become a rapists, it's just that my addiction to porn and depression because of tfw no gf makes my life miserable. Without testosterone it's so much easier now.

That's a testosterone blocker. Is that all I really need to do if I want to start transitioning? That sure makes side-stepping the usual trans bureaucracy pretty easy. "I'm a rapist. Give me female hormones."

I can't believe a walk-in doctor actually prescribed that. No wonder everyone in this country's on bloody drugs.

You're Canadian? I had the impression you were in the States.

And yeah, I can't believe that either. >_>

 

[HandBanana]

I will just leave this as the copy and paste response to anything wizardchan has to say about anything ever.

[youtube]mmLRTVYgEq4[/youtube]

 

[Duke Nukem]

Fair enough.

It's just... these are just people who take pride in not being "normalfags". I, personally, would probably have a lot in common with an average wizard - and I don't think I could break through that mindset. Not in a single meeting. They seem to be too deep into it. Hell, Chris seems to be more socially adjusted then they are, judging by a lot of their topics.

Forget Chris's warped view of autistic people, some of these wizards are the real "window into Hell."

That's a testosterone blocker. Is that all I really need to do if I want to start transitioning? That sure makes side-stepping the usual trans bureaucracy pretty easy.

"I'm a rapist. Give me female hormones."

 

[KatsuKitty]

You're Canadian? I had the impression you were in the States.

That's "Columbia, Maryland".

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69867.html

Who else here is proud to be a NEET? 'Cause if you aren't, then you should be! I know I am. I may be 29 and still living with my parents, but the NEET life is a life of privilege and luxury. Who else can say they haven't been woken up from blissful sleep since 9/11? Certainly not wage slaves. Sure, a girl may never find us dateable, but why date when we can simply fuck escorts? While normals stress over school, work, and relationships, the most stress we endure is having to throw the garbage. As long as my parents are alive and kicking, I'll never have to worry about a thing, and once they die I'll simply kill myself. Life is fucking great as a NEET, and don't ever let any normals tell you otherwise, because they are ignorant and clearly brainwashed by society (aka the rich elite (aka jews)). Appreciate what you have, my fellow NEETs, because others hate you for it.

I don't really hate you. I look in on your childish fantasy world, and I feel very, very sad. I see the man inside, with a cartoonishly large grin on his face, living as a child would. I wonder, does he sometimes realize what the difference between us and him is? He understands that we surrender our freedom, but does he understand what we gain?

Then I say, "Eh, fuck it" and go back to my happy life and bright future.

This made me feel much better, thank anon.

"I needed my daily hit of asspats! I get self-aware if I don't get them."

 

[Green Nidoking]

You're Canadian? I had the impression you were in the States.

That's "Columbia, Maryland".

The post you quoted has the OP in Canada, and you said "no wonder people in this country are on drugs"

Buut yeah, I might not have looked under your profile picture. >_>

I don't really hate you. I look in on your childish fantasy world, and I feel very, very sad. I see the man inside, with a cartoonishly large grin on his face, living as a child would. I wonder, does he sometimes realize what the difference between us and him is? He understands that we surrender our freedom, but does he understand what we gain?

Pft. That fool is entirely dependent on his parents' ability and good will. If either ever ran out he'd be on his own.

He doesn't seem to grasp just how precarious his situation is, though, so I doubt you could explain to him the sheer independence and real freedom you get when you can sustain yourself.

 

[exball]

Who else here is proud to be a NEET? 'Cause if you aren't, then you should be! I know I am. I may be 29 and still living with my parents, but the NEET life is a life of privilege and luxury. Who else can say they haven't been woken up from blissful sleep since 9/11? Certainly not wage slaves. Sure, a girl may never find us dateable, but why date when we can simply fuck escorts? While normals stress over school, work, and relationships, the most stress we endure is having to throw the garbage. As long as my parents are alive and kicking, I'll never have to worry about a thing, and once they die I'll simply kill myself. Life is fucking great as a NEET, and don't ever let any normals tell you otherwise, because they are ignorant and clearly brainwashed by society (aka the rich elite (aka jews)). Appreciate what you have, my fellow NEETs, because others hate you for it.

This is just depressing. When his parents die and he can't leech off of them anymore he plans to just kill himself.

 

[Arkangel]

Who else here is proud to be a NEET? 'Cause if you aren't, then you should be! I know I am. I may be 29 and still living with my parents, but the NEET life is a life of privilege and luxury. Who else can say they haven't been woken up from blissful sleep since 9/11? Certainly not wage slaves. Sure, a girl may never find us dateable, but why date when we can simply fuck escorts? While normals stress over school, work, and relationships, the most stress we endure is having to throw the garbage. As long as my parents are alive and kicking, I'll never have to worry about a thing, and once they die I'll simply kill myself. Life is fucking great as a NEET, and don't ever let any normals tell you otherwise, because they are ignorant and clearly brainwashed by society (aka the rich elite (aka jews)). Appreciate what you have, my fellow NEETs, because others hate you for it.

I want to believe that this guy isn't serious.

 

[Himawari]

I'm pretty sure it's a troll, but even if it isn't the part about having sex makes him a dang dirty normalfag!!

 

[Watcher]

Considering the thread 404'd pretty sure the administration thought it was a troll.

Wizards talk about ways on convincing a Psychiatrist you have mental problems

The irony is so beautiful

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69763.html

I have an appointment with a psychologist next week.
How do i convince her that i have assburgers or autism? You know why i need this for.
Do i like shake my body and look at the floor and stutter in speech? It's my once in a life time opportunity. I must not fail.

start off with clothes.

shirt = minecraft or MLP

suit jacket and tie over that

trousers - ripped jeans

shoes = bummy trainers or steel toe boots

top it off with a black trilby

thats just if your going for the normalfag autist look

The rest, I dunno, I just spoke the honest truth to a psychiatrist after being forced to see him and he ended up diagnosing me an aspie. Felt weird, I was convinced that I was normal but just a loser.
Good luck and enjoy the neetbux if you get em

On the autismbux application paper it says i need to be permanently handicapped and unable to work, can people with assburgers even work or do i need to be more retarded?
like some kind of tourette syndrome lol

>see therapists all my life
>they all think that i have an autistic spectrum disorder
>never officially diagnosed because parents don't want me disqualified from certain jobs
>now 26 years old, NEET, shut in my room for most of the past 8 years
>only leave to go to therapy because otherwise parents will kick me out of the house
>can't get autismbux because i was never officially diagnosed so have no history

GEE THANKS MOM AND DAD

I GUESS I'LL JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF THEN

>being interviewed by a her
If this isn't enough to make you lose your spaghetti, you dont deserve any autismbux

 

[Foulmouth]

If these fuckers put the same effort into getting a job as they do trying to get "autismbux" (fuck ,it hurt to type that) they'd be able to actually get a life and stop being such pathetic wastes of air.

 

[Springblossom]

If these fuckers put the same effort into getting a job as they do trying to get "autismbux" (fuck ,it hurt to type that) they'd be able to actually get a life and stop being such pathetic wastes of air.

But that's actual normalfag work, and it's hard. They might have to actually take a shower and dress up nicely, then they have to talk to someone and make themself sound good. Then after they get a job, they have less time to hump their disgusting-smelling anime body pillows, and they have to be around people all the time. Then they'd have to deal with fulfillment and happiness and all those other normalfag emotions. Much easier to just leech off other people and bitch about 'feels'.

Also, a suicide thread: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69720.html

as soon as I have to get a job and stop neeting, that's it I'm out.

I do feel so many feels.

First I think often about how it feels like to stop existing.

I mean it's hard to answer this since you can't really feel anything when you stop existing right?

But this makes me think.

-Why bother living if you are going to stop existing and forget everything anyways?

or

-You have this one life. You won't be reborn. And if you are then you lose your memories and conciousness anyways so it won't be you anymore. Once you are dead you feel nothing. So why not try to enjoy life as well as you can?

But I also just want to escape my shitty life. My head starts hurting and my heart racing when I think about my future. It looks really bleak. I am a failure that can barely live. I can't imagine myself ever becoming a normally functional adult human being. And it's only going to be worse with time.

This chance-controlled world just makes me angry. Why was I not born rich, smart and good looking? I know there are people that have it worse than me but still. Why do I have to have it so bad? Why why why why?

It frustrates me. The world is so ugly and yet beautiful. I am conflicted.

But whatever I do I will never have another chance at life. This is it. This is my only chance at experiencing life and I can only experience a tiny fraction of it because I am a poor, depressed, socially retarded, ugly wizard.

I dont know what to do. I feel so helpless.

I know what you mean. There are things I want to do, things I want to contribute to this world, and a strong desire to make some people like me, to enjoy what I do for them.

But there is so much to do to reach that point, so much work to do before I won't be a failure, and I could just die in my sleep tonight. I could bust my ass and pull myself up and work so hard for 2 years, going through even worse agony and tiredness and stress and making it close to the point that I desire, just to BAM drop dead before reaping any rewards. That thought makes me feel like why bother, why not just take it easy, avoid real stress, and not take the risk of living in hard-working misery with a goal in mind that may never be reached, rather than calm, lazy misery and not having to stress over trying to do something that may or may not ever even come to fruition.

Summary: You're going to die, so why bother living?

>How often do you think about suicide?

Every single day, multiple times a day. At least 20% of my daily mental rumination is all about suicide.

>I think about killing myself almost everyday,in fact a "good" day for me is a day without a single suicide thought.

I can't recall any days I haven't thought about kill myself. A good day is one that I sleep through. I fucking hate life and just want to dream forever.

>Funny thing is that my life is not that shitty (except that I don't have gf,friends you know…the usual) but I can't stop thinking about having some eternal peace.

All life is shit.

>I don't think I will ever off myself but…the thoughts are there.

My greatest aspiration is to kill myself and I hope I succeed in doing so.

>What about you?

The day I kill myself will be the best day of my life.

Translation: PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

I consider suicide to be a manly death. I imagine it takes tremendous balls to drive a sword into your own chest until you die.

If I could die the way a samurai or a Roman general would die, I consider myself in the best of company. And I would feel honoured. I don't want to go out like a pussy. I have been a pussy for all my life. I may have fucked up life… but my death will be a worthy death. Worthy end to an unworthy existance.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

bunch of emo bullshit

[youtube]dnwEujJVbYs[/youtube]

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your arm

Kill yourself, kill yourself
Why don't you kill yourself

Don't rely on no one else
End it all just kill yourself

Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go don't make a big deal
No dramatics, don't overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you've gone away

You're a loser, there's nothing left for you
A worthless loser, at everything you do

 

[Count groudon]

Suicide is the manly way to die? Then why do they call it the cowards way out?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

The phrase "get busy living or get busy dying" isn't a call to suicide. It's a call to get a life.

We don't have to worry about these guys committing suicide or raping anyone. They're about as likely to do that as Chris.

As embarrassing as it is, I'm a lot like these wizards. I'm unemployed, have no girlfriend and live with my parents. I am trying to get a job and hope to get my own place, and there are plenty of things I want to learn, so it's not like I've given up on life.

I honestly don't get these wizards, and their lifestyle repulses me.