Wizardchan

[Foulmouth]

In case it 404s, a guy is asking where the pedo thread went.

Remember the new rules on /v9k/?

I believe it was deleted due to there being discussion about succubi. Although it was a just a little girl, she is still a female.

It probably would've stayed had the gender of the little girl was instead switched to a little boy.

...I'm not going to say anything. If I did, I would start A-logging. I'm just going to go punch a wall wizard instead.

Fixed

 

[Watcher]

Wizards and steaing
http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/35494.html

Normies steal girlfriends/boyfriends and they don't feel bad

Taxes are theft. In this case the man stealing a hamburger was just stealing his own money back.

I like shoplifting and I'm pretty good at it. I even steal things I have no use for. I like the thrill of it, and the mental stimulation of having to conceive a way to steal without being seen. And the reward is quite good. But I've never stolen anything from a specific person.

>was forced by government to do internship, did it in a Internet café
>when nobody was looking I was opening up the cases and took HDD's and RAM to sell that shit later on ebay for a profit

>go to local subway (restaurant) to get something to eat
>woman is using her apple laptop
>she goes to the bathroom
>just finished eating so I grab it and run as fast as I can to my house (no car)
>mfw reformatted and using it right now

A few times I broke into people's houses during the day when they weren't home. I didn't take any of their personal possessions though, just raided the fridge/pantry. There was one place that I went back to a few times because there was a sliding glass door in the back yard that was easy to pop off of its tracks and led right into the kitchen. The last time I went there was a note on the fridge that said "please don't take the yogurt" and I felt bad because I totally took all the yogurt last time I was there. So I took a box of cereal instead.

Begging and scavenging food might have been enough to keep me alive strictly speaking, but after a few weeks of only eating stale donuts and rolls out of supermarket dumpsters I just couldn't take it any more. Like… if you've ever gone shopping for food when you were really hungry, but much worse. Everything starts to look super fucking tasty and you just can't help yourself. When you're broke and starving and you see someone that has so much more than you it becomes very easy to rationalize stealing from them.

There's a shitton of theft stories here, this is only just a few of them

 

[Himawari]

People with gfs feel they have to share everything with their gf otherwise they are "hiding things" and "being distant."
I suspect this is the result of the mental illness known as female.

Oh okay, my gender is a mental illness now.

 

[Watcher]

EDIT: This just popped up: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69650.html

In case it 404s, a guy is asking where the pedo thread went.

To the anon who is molesting his niece, can you keep us updated in this thread? Your antics are the only interesting thing happening.

Due to the recent gaymur gurl drama I think its understandable for them to be like this, one word, one post can suddenly turn into a massive drama and stalking, just because one fucking poster.

Next thing you know WC gets taken down by the FBI or raided by the new faggot Anonymous, because "we're pedos".

Maybe im paranoid but that whole thread looked like a false flag.

 

[Count groudon]

Going on wizardchan is like diving into a septic tank, no matter where you look you'll just find shit

 

[The Dude]

EDIT: This just popped up: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69650.html

In case it 404s, a guy is asking where the pedo thread went.

To the anon who is molesting his niece, can you keep us updated in this thread? Your antics are the only interesting thing happening.

Due to the recent gaymur gurl drama I think its understandable for them to be like this, one word, one post can suddenly turn into a massive drama and stalking, just because one fucking poster.

Next thing you know WC gets taken down by the FBI or raided by the new faggot Anonymous, because "we're pedos".

Maybe im paranoid but that whole thread looked like a false flag.

False flag? So these twats are Alex Jones/Jesse Ventura fans now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Going on wizardchan is like diving into a septic tank, no matter where you look you'll just find shit

On the plus side those Wizards never fail to disappoint!

 

[KatsuKitty]

I can't believe this.

They're genuinely jealous of some guy molesting a little girl because he's still touching a female.

I want nothing more than to punch them right in the testicles.

 

[Springblossom]

False flag? So these twats are Alex Jones/Jesse Ventura fans now? IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!

They were theorizing in the other one that we were the ones posting all the pro-pedophilia stuff.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I just looked on the wizardchan thread on 8-8-8chan. I think we've both been had. The pedophile thing appears to be a copypasta one of them dropped there, sourced from another board. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's what it looks like anyway. If it wasn't 8-8-8chan, it was probably someone else entirely, but the chan found a link to the copypasta: https://warosu.org/jp/thread/S11741411#p11741742_5

Still though, their reaction to it (it violated the "don't want to hear about sex because I'm not getting any" rule) was pretty disgusting.

 

[Green Nidoking]

Oh okay, my gender is a mental illness now.

Yeah, if you weren't a slow-in-the-mind you'd clearly realize that you're a TRUE and HONEST male wizard.

¬_¬

... Okay, I can't even properly make fun of it because it's that stupid.

As for the rest of it, I have to agree with Saney. These fuckers make Castration Guy look reasonable and intelligent.

 

[Springblossom]

Let's get off the topic of pedophilia, it's just leading to A-Logging.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69640.html

It's ok you just need to develop social skills OP.

That's impossible. The social skills of so called normal people, are skills that are achieved through full immmersion in this worthless plane of existence AKA the pleasures of the flesh AKA normalization. feel glad that you always transcended these skills, allowing you greater freedom on a cosmic scale while normies are constrained by death within the realm of the flesh.

...what the holy fuck does any of that mean?

 

[Watcher]

That's impossible. The social skills of so called normal people, are skills that are achieved through full immmersion in this worthless plane of existence AKA the pleasures of the flesh AKA normalization. feel glad that you always transcended these skills, allowing you greater freedom on a cosmic scale while normies are constrained by death within the realm of the flesh.

...what the holy fuck does any of that mean?

Wizards and health
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68444.html

I just love eating. Food tastes good and it makes me happy. The fattier it is, the happier I feel. I am trying to cut back, but I really do not see the point in putting much effort into it. I am just as likely to attract a woman now as I would be if I bothered to lose 100lbs, and it isn't like I will have a long life anyway.

Laugh, and grow fat!

iktf, finding clothes that don't look ridiculous on my skeleton is suffering

Anyone who has weight problems… I guess you guys just don't feel a burning need to move and stay active. You'd have to be amazingly lazy to gain weight. There are so many ways to lose weight… you can fast, you can change your diet, work out more intensely and more often, stop drinking anything that is not water, or if you're really desperate to lose weight I suppose you could temporarily infect yourself with parasites and start wasting away until you're down to a reasonable weight and you kill the parasites.

how do i infect myself with parasites?
please help.

There's something amusing about wizards prescribing parasites to each other

 

[Silver]

just as a general statement

i kind of want to make the female version of wizardchan where the girls complain about incubi and how much they hate men, etc
just to see how the wizards respond

 

[KatsuKitty]

just as a general statement

i kind of want to make the female version of wizardchan where the girls complain about incubi and how much they hate men, etc
just to see how the wizards respond

tumblr

 

[Green Nidoking]

just to see how the wizards respond

"normalfag trap from the CWCki"

 

[Silver]

just to see how the wizards respond

"normalfag trap from the CWCki"

 

[Green Nidoking]

Yeah, they already blame stuff on us apparently. And I don't think they could comprehend the idea of any women being like them.

Though I suppose there's always the nice double standard of having them wall up and shriek "LOL SHE MUST BE A HORRIBLE WHALE THEN" whenever a girl says she can't get dates with decent people.

 

[Arkangel]

It's ok you just need to develop social skills OP.

That's impossible. The social skills of so called normal people, are skills that are achieved through full immmersion in this worthless plane of existence AKA the pleasures of the flesh AKA normalization. feel glad that you always transcended these skills, allowing you greater freedom on a cosmic scale while normies are constrained by death within the realm of the flesh.

...what the holy fuck does any of that mean?[/quote]

I never realized that being a shut in, playing vidyja, and complaining about not getting laid while doing nothing to solve your problems could be so enlightening.

 

[Pikonic]

I never realized that being a shut in, playing vidyja, and complaining about not getting laid while doing nothing to solve your problems could be so enlightening.

From what I've read the ones that are a shut in on welfare collect money that everyone else has paid for. They don't have women because the wimminz will take their monies and spend it on girl shit.
So basically everyone works for them, and they answer to nobody. Truly they are gods.