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Count groudon said:Merry Christmas Wizardchan. I hope all of you had a good one
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69098.html
Enjoying things is for normies.
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Thanks for reminding me why I don't read this thread anymore. It's too depressing seeing young people waste their lives like this 
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Springblossom said:Count groudon said:Merry Christmas Wizardchan. I hope all of you had a good one
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/69098.html
Enjoying things is for normies.
CHRISTMAS AND SEEING FAMILY IS FOR FUCKING NORMALS!!!111ONEONE
GrandNumberOfPounds said:Thanks for reminding me why I don't read this thread anymore. It's too depressing seeing young people waste their lives like this
What's even worse is they will continue to waste their lives because none of them will admit they have a problem, and they are simply scared to say anything because they fear they might be labelled as a "normal" and banned. Like Springblossom has said the site is extremely unhealthy and fosters an atmosphere of hate and negativity and encourages social isolation (I mean what fucking website instantly bans you for having friends or even mentioning friends)
Wizardchan has got it into their users head that sitting around all day complaining about how all women are evil succubi, how every activity in the world other than existing is for normals and claiming welfare is more rewarding than an honest days work is the right thing to do and will solve all their problems, and some users quite possibly have issues with social anxiety, is this site really the best tool to cope with their problems, it isn't.
These young men will continue to waste away while the rest of the world carries on, because wizardchan has deluded them into thinking that accomplishing nothing and being depressed is perfectly fine, rather than actually doing something to combat these issues.
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More fun* with wizards and interviews!
I've gotten all my jobs through online applications. I didn't have any experience, I didn't have any friends on the inside, I just put out a couple and one of them called me up.
Oh, yeah, right, gotta do the only thing a wizard is good at: making excuses.
Like Dr. Cuddlebug said, do you really want someone who's going to go, "I don't care about you and the thought of honest work makes me sick, but I need to not starve to death, so just give me money to do work."?
Okay, I'm calling bullshit. I'm certain even the strictest manager would cut a new employee some slack and warn him before writing him up. Also, if your feet are blistered after only a few hours of standing up, then you need to get some better shoes. Or just lean on something when you have a breather to take some of the load off. Also also, immediately classing your coworkers as 'dumb normies' isn't doing you any favors. Open your damn mind and act like an adult. Who knows, you might find something you like OH WAIT wizards don't want to like things.
I don't fucking want to give you my hard-earned money. You're not a cripple, you're not mentally deficient, you probably have all four limbs. You have issues, sure, and I'd be happy to help you if you were trying to learn to function in society despite your issues like I did, but if you're not going to take care of yourself, then I sure as hell don't want to.
*Fun may be relative
**Not actual Wizardchan quote
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That's not what we call an entry-level job. Seriously, my work, which involves doing shit in a warehouse, hired someone with an (old) past of having stolen from his employer. In the end, he stopped showing up for work one day and the HR guy was pissed because he had to cut a couple corners to get a former thief employed but there it is.
I haven't had to look on the job market for three years but what job seriously requires, or even asks about, a social networking site in any way? I really doubt this is a thing for entry-level jobs.
I love how this wizard is so ignorant about entry-level workplaces that he doesn't realize how ridiculous the turnover rate is at entry-level jobs - or how certain shifts are hard to fill due to most of the applicants having families or schooling or other jobs that they have to dedicate time to. These jobs will gladly take a wizard that shows any sign of staying at the job (and actually doing it right) for over a month without creeping on the female workers, stealing shit from the company, or snorting coke in the back room.
Also, I think all but one of my jobs in this city over the past six years has been from an online application. The one that wasn't, I walked into a grocery store, asked for an application, was asked where I'd like to work, said "anywhere, I don't really have a preference though I'm not too fond of stocking shelves", and got told to apply to the hot food side of the deli department because someone had just quit.
Interview was the next day.
Employed within the week.
Written up for being antisocial? That's not a thing. That's shit that managers get fired for. I'm pretty sure that an employee getting fired for "being antisocial" (even just in part) is simply a quick phone call away from winning a lawsuit for unfair dismissal.
I'm pretty sure "antisocial" in this case involved this epic wizard telling his new coworkers to shut the fuck up with all the social grace the wizard community seems to have.
Either a shit manager or BS again. Actually, though, it could go either way. This quote describes the manager being a real breathe-down-your-neck kinda guy with how much he's cracking down on the new guy, so I'm actually inclined to side with the wizard on this one (there are some fucked up managers out there; have seen a few of 'em).
However...
I have to wonder whether it's a job that expects constant vigilance and supervision. A single 20 minute break over an 8 hour shift seems weird, and so does the "monitoring with CCTV" part. I don't think the wizard is describing a standard entry-level job, so they're likely just seeing the inevitable negative consequences about lying on their resume. Pure speculation, though. And mostly bias because the wizard community is one sad as fuck community.
I'm a 25 year old virgin nerd who refuses to make any RL friends after losing touch with several following a move and then having my longstanding best friend turn on me because I dared to have feelings about a girl who used me and threw me aside.
I've been employed just at my current job for three years, and I can regularly hold conversations with people in the real world without choking on some weird disdain and fear.
Eat a bag of rancid dicks, wizard.
This is rich. You'll leave "normalfags" alone if they throw money at you, because you are so far above them that working with them is filthy. Because A) totally believable, bro, B) you're definitely so much better than people who don't turn up their noses at entry-level jobs because working is beneaaaaaath them, and C) yeah, because "normalfags" are the ones who want to be left alone from the almighty wizards.
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Jobs which involve managing a company's social networking page(s). And even then I don't think it's so much a requirement as it is an easy, general indicator of your social networking charisma. And the hawt picture part is exaggeration.Green Nidoking said:
If I were to guess, this wizard probably was looking for jobs he could do while maintaining his real-life reclusiveness and balked at the idea of being social on the internet in order to work over the internet.
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Himawari said:
Well, of course. But that's not really an entry-level position, I wouldn't think (especially as I seriously doubt that's all your job would involve; you'd probably have that as part of your job with much more to actually do), plus the wizard in question said "flipping burgers".
Pft, if I have to guess he didn't even look. Probably just quoted that half-assed rumor as an excuse for not bothering.
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Green Nidoking said:
This
listen to some of their excuses
All of this screams of just chronic laziness and fear. If they try and fail they have nobody to blame but themselves and they know it.
The fact of the matter is if you're unable to get out there and apply as much as possible throughout the day to get a job, you won't get one. You wanna know why? Because there are people out there who will.
Society doesn't owe you anything. We pay for you to loaf around, and asking you to contribute to the society you've leached off for your entire life is just too hard? Maybe you should think long and hard why you're so special that you don't need work when someone else should.
Welfare is there to avoid death by starvation for something like sickness, lack of experience or some kind of sudden disability. But that doesn't mean you're entitled to a job simply because you exist. If you're not good enough to be employed, get good enough. Don't sit around whining that it's too hard, because everyone else has to live on the same planet as you.
You know what people did to get jobs before the invention of the internet? They made friends and didn't arbitrarily consider themselves better than them.
tfw all you talk about with girls is sex and video games
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As unhealthy as wiztardchan is it does do one thing right just like the loveshy forums do and that's natural selection. Most of the traits exhibited by these guys are extremely negative and nature has it's ways of taking negative traits out of the gene pool.
It may seem that I might be just shitting on these guys because they're idiots but if you look at it they show traits that in any other species of animal would cause death. When someone's only ambition in life is to try and get on ssdi or other government program simply so they don't have to apply themselves and waste away with no friends on purpose then what good is it to continue those genes?
It may seem that I might be just shitting on these guys because they're idiots but if you look at it they show traits that in any other species of animal would cause death. When someone's only ambition in life is to try and get on ssdi or other government program simply so they don't have to apply themselves and waste away with no friends on purpose then what good is it to continue those genes?
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The Dude said:
First you have to start being a virgin
Next you have to quit your job and denounce all connections to any normalfags
Then you need to start compulsively watching anime and chronically masturbating while believing one of the characters is in-fact your wife irl
And finally, you need to bitch about your problems whilst doing absolutely nothing to solve them.
Bam, Wizard status granted
Your wizard hat gets mailed to you once you Fed-Ex them your pride and self respect
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http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/68668.html
What wizards do on Christmas
On one thread someone stated the Cwcki was "more assuming than 888chan". Most of the time I'm just linking direct quotes from their site, any assumptions I have are hardly unique and if I shared them with someone else they'd have similar ones.
What wizards do on Christmas
On one thread someone stated the Cwcki was "more assuming than 888chan". Most of the time I'm just linking direct quotes from their site, any assumptions I have are hardly unique and if I shared them with someone else they'd have similar ones.
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Dr. Cuddlebug said:
Does born-again virgin count?
Giving up my friends will be kind of hard...
Contrary to what my avatar suggests, I actually am not an anime fan. Also, I have no interest in wives.
Doesn't half of America already do this?
Sounds like a shit deal in the end. I'll pick up a fake wizard hat from Party City instead.
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These people are like OPL, they're miserable with the life they've chosen for themselves, but they do absolutely nothing to improve their lot in life, like getting therapy or learning a marketable skill that they can do without interacting with other people.
And of course, being the useless flotsam they are, they expect everyone else in the world to bow to their wishes (such as delivering a Swedish supermodel and expert in sex to their door) instead of adapting to the world.
It's sad to see them like this, but it's also hard to feel sorry for them.
And of course, being the useless flotsam they are, they expect everyone else in the world to bow to their wishes (such as delivering a Swedish supermodel and expert in sex to their door) instead of adapting to the world.
It's sad to see them like this, but it's also hard to feel sorry for them.
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