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HandBanana said:
junglist said:
i wonder what age these guys mostly are; 30 plus?
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Mid-20's mainly.
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It ranges, there are some on it that are still in high school

Mid-20s to early 30s is the most conservative average, the early 30s crowd seem to be the more pessimistic wheras the mid 20s crowd seems to be the most naive and wierd.

Like the 30's crowd are the ones that typically drone on about how evil women are and whenever "normalfags" come on they tend to be the ones that come up with inane arguments for why they're virgins. Wheras the mid 20s crowd seems to be the ones that have fetishes and talk about how often they masturbate.
 
junglist said:
At secondary school (high school) they told us everyday "if you don't fall maths you will be fucked in life and you wont even get into college
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I spent my first three years of secondary school in England and from day one in Year 7 it was drilled into our heads the we had to pass our GCSE's and A/O Levels or we will end up flipping burgers for a living.
 
To try and slowly transition the conversation back to awkward virgins in their basements from discussion about mathematics. One thing I've noticed being discussed on self help forums is how social skills are something one must "work at". That you either develop social skills naturally or must work at it until it becomes natural.

I tend to see a lot of Wizards as just really lazy or really egotistical now.
 
Springblossom said:
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/58081.html

My whore of a sister has her slutty friends over and they're in the living room which leads straight to the kitchen.
I am so hungry I haven't eaten for 3 hours now but I don't want to come out 'til they gone which doesn't seem to happen any soon.
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Where do I begin?
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Ok, that one physically hurts me. With any luck, he'll starve to death.
 
Saney said:
Ok, that one physically hurts me. With any luck, he'll starve to death.
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This post is a fucking goldmine.

Man the fuck up.

You're a superior being, never forget. Laughing means nothing if it comes from dumb whores.
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There's so many snarky things I could say about this, I don't even know where to start.

Come back to us when you have been in that situation for 9 hours. Then you can tell us that you are hungry.
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Fucking amateur, try two days.
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*jaw hits floor*

Wow, Saney called it.

I know that feel.

Yesterday I was stuck in my room for 6 hours straight because my roommate had friends (including girls) over. You have to walk through the kitchen to get to my room and they were in the kitchen so I couldn't even leave the apartment to get some take-out. Meanwhile I had to listen to their talking and laughing so I couldn't sleep either.

>tfw they probably laughed at me hiding in my room

But if I were you OP I would still go out and take some photos of your sister and her friends to masturbate to later, even if it's hard to now.
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If I ever have a kid who turns out like this, I will kill him.
 
Wizards have page after page bitching and complaining about how they are friendless virgins that can't talk to girls yet they ban anyone they even remotely suspect of having a vagina.

LOGIC!
 
HandBanana said:
Wizards have page after page bitching and complaining about how they are friendless virgins that can't talk to girls yet they ban anyone they even remotely suspect of having a vagina.

LOGIC!
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Or touching one, for that matter. You'd think that if they were so up in arms about being virgins, they'd be super excited whenever one of their number loses his virginity and be all over him about how he did it and all.

It's a forum for stagnation, is what it is.

Also from the post about the sister:

>Put on headphones
>Walk out
>Quickly wave/say "hi"
>Continue to kitchen
>Get what you want, return to room

People don't usually start conversations with people who have headphones on. Plus, if you seem like you have a purpose (not lingering around, going straight to the kitchen and back), they will think you're busy programming or something.
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Holy crap, actual decent advice. How much you wanna bet this guy gets called a normalfag?
 
Springblossom said:
I know that feel.

Yesterday I was stuck in my room for 6 hours straight because my roommate had friends (including girls) over. You have to walk through the kitchen to get to my room and they were in the kitchen so I couldn't even leave the apartment to get some take-out. Meanwhile I had to listen to their talking and laughing so I couldn't sleep either.

>tfw they probably laughed at me hiding in my room

But if I were you OP I would still go out and take some photos of your sister and her friends to masturbate to later, even if it's hard to now.
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If I ever have a kid who turns out like this, I will kill him.
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The jerk off to their sisters now?
 
Saney said:
Springblossom said:
I know that feel.

Yesterday I was stuck in my room for 6 hours straight because my roommate had friends (including girls) over. You have to walk through the kitchen to get to my room and they were in the kitchen so I couldn't even leave the apartment to get some take-out. Meanwhile I had to listen to their talking and laughing so I couldn't sleep either.

>tfw they probably laughed at me hiding in my room

But if I were you OP I would still go out and take some photos of your sister and her friends to masturbate to later, even if it's hard to now.
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If I ever have a kid who turns out like this, I will kill him.
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The jerk off to their sisters now?
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Does this answer your questions?

Every two to three days, or whenever the smell/ taste runs out I go to the laundry hamper my sister puts her panties in and take a pair.
Whenever I masturbate I smell them, wear them and lick her sweet taste off of them.
When I first started doing it I felt an immense amount of guilt, like I had killed a dog or something. Now it doesn't even faze me and is a part of my routine every few days.
My sister is a complete cunt but I am so happy to have her around just for her stinky soiled panties.
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HandBanana said:
Every two to three days, or whenever the smell/ taste runs out I go to the laundry hamper my sister puts her panties in and take a pair.
Whenever I masturbate I smell them, wear them and lick her sweet taste off of them.
When I first started doing it I felt an immense amount of guilt, like I had killed a dog or something. Now it doesn't even faze me and is a part of my routine every few days.
My sister is a complete cunt but I am so happy to have her around just for her stinky soiled panties.
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This is fucking horror movie shit.

I mean good god these people need fucking help. He needs to be committed.

The parents need to actually parent their child I mean holy shit.

Just the fact he thinks because his sister is a cunt it justifies incest just shows how deep the rabbit hole of delusion goes. This site poisons people's minds and makes them believe their lazy and stupid thoughts are actually worth more than they are, and they leave what little sanity they have left at the door.

What is especially troubling is how he only views his sister as a panty making factory. Not realizing that likely the reason his sister acts like a bitch to him is because he smells her fucking panties I mean my god if this person had a singe self aware thought his head would explode.
 
Dr. Cuddlebug said:
HandBanana said:
Every two to three days, or whenever the smell/ taste runs out I go to the laundry hamper my sister puts her panties in and take a pair.
Whenever I masturbate I smell them, wear them and lick her sweet taste off of them.
When I first started doing it I felt an immense amount of guilt, like I had killed a dog or something. Now it doesn't even faze me and is a part of my routine every few days.
My sister is a complete cunt but I am so happy to have her around just for her stinky soiled panties.
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This is fucking horror movie shit.

I mean good god these people need fucking help. He needs to be committed.

The parents need to actually parent their child I mean holy shit.

Just the fact he thinks because his sister is a cunt it justifies incest just shows how deep the rabbit hole of delusion goes. This site poisons people's minds and makes them believe their lazy and stupid thoughts are actually worth more than they are, and they leave what little sanity they have left at the door.

What is especially troubling is how he only views his sister as a panty making factory. Not realizing that likely the reason his sister acts like a bitch to him is because he smells her fucking panties I mean my god if this person had a singe self aware thought his head would explode.
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And I myself thought the internet has its crazy moments but this is just messed up. As you said, this is horror movie material. I'm just gonna avoid looking at wizardchan if I want to value any sanity I have.
 
HandBanana said:
Every two to three days, or whenever the smell/ taste runs out I go to the laundry hamper my sister puts her panties in and take a pair.
Whenever I masturbate I smell them, wear them and lick her sweet taste off of them.
When I first started doing it I felt an immense amount of guilt, like I had killed a dog or something. Now it doesn't even faze me and is a part of my routine every few days.
My sister is a complete cunt but I am so happy to have her around just for her stinky soiled panties.
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Suddenly I'm glad I don't live with either of my brothers while I'm at school. (:_(

(Kidding, I love both my brothers to bits, and as they're both fantastic, well-adjusted guys, I'm fairly sure they'd never do... that.)
 
HandBanana said:
Wizards have page after page bitching and complaining about how they are friendless virgins that can't talk to girls yet they ban anyone they even remotely suspect of having a vagina.

LOGIC!
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I think they believe that there is something innately wrong with them that is metaphysical about their looks and how they socialize and communicate that prevents them from ever making friends and getting laid. Therefore, it's okay to ban women and call them sluts because it's like burning down a house and then preventing people from living there -- they wouldn't be able to anyways, and all that remains is a danger of hurting yourself. They can't understand that, no really, their behavior is what turns people off to them, nothing else.
 
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