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So one of them was talking about a shy girl they knew in high school, some of them were pretty cool about it, then...well this
>She was kawaii, but not hot,
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Remind me why they keep coming back here again?
 
Count groudon said:
So one of them was talking about a shy girl they knew in high school, some of them were pretty cool about it, then...well this
>She was kawaii, but not hot,
KILL YOURSELF NERD
KILL YOURSELF NERD
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Remind me why they keep coming back here again?
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Because they need to keep refuelling their victim complexes.
 
Foulmouth said:
I'd pay money to see this wizard preach his theories to some gangsta types in real life. :pickleman: vs :tomgirl:
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Keep your cash in your pocket because I've witnessed it. Dude in his mid-20s yelling at a bunch of tall muscular black dudes with do-rags outside a Whole Foods about "savages taking the white women away" and "niggers are blah blah blah" the only thing they did while the dude yelled his lungs out was stand there and listen with completely stoic faces.

After a few minutes of yelling the crazy racists stopped yelling and was obviously quite winded from yelling. That's when the black dudes just all started laughing. It was the kind of laugh you see in 1980s movies when the unpopular nerd gets humiliated by the popular kids, where everyone is primarily focused on the subject of the laughter.

The crazy racist uncomftorably squirmed a bit in his spot and walked away with shoulders hunched, leaving his groceries in his cart.

To this day I wonder how in the hell did the dude explode like that outside of a Whole Foods of all places.
 
Pikimon said:
Foulmouth said:
I'd pay money to see this wizard preach his theories to some gangsta types in real life. :pickleman: vs :tomgirl:
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Keep your cash in your pocket because I've witnessed it. Dude in his mid-20s yelling at a bunch of tall muscular black dudes with do-rags outside a Whole Foods about "savages taking the white women away" and "niggers are blah blah blah" the only thing they did while the dude yelled his lungs out was stand there and listen with completely stoic faces.

After a few minutes of yelling the crazy racists stopped yelling and was obviously quite winded from yelling. That's when the black dudes just all started laughing. It was the kind of laugh you see in 1980s movies when the unpopular nerd gets humiliated by the popular kids, where everyone is primarily focused on the subject of the laughter.

The crazy racist uncomftorably squirmed a bit in his spot and walked away with shoulders hunched, leaving his groceries in his cart.

To this day I wonder how in the hell did the dude explode like that outside of a Whole Foods of all places.
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That is glorious.
 
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64884.html

At the bottom of the page:

I used to sit alone at lunch because I didn't have any friends. I was fine with it since I could just relax and read while I ate, but apparently there's something wrong with eating alone because one day a group of girls came over and sat down at my table. At first I ignored them so they started talking to me directly, asking questions like why I was always alone and didn't I have any friends and was I gay or something? This made me visibly uncomfortable so of course they kept it up, acting really slutty and flirtatious and asking if I wanted to fuck them and how big my dick was and if I had a boner. They were clearly just making fun of me; if I'd reciprocated they would have just called me a loser and made fun of me for thinking that a girl could ever like me. This kind of stuff happened pretty often, and in hindsight it's probably why I secretly suspect that any girl who's showing interest in me is just making fun of me even today.

After sitting alone for a while I started sitting at a table with some other boys from my grade. They asked me why I was sitting with them and said that I should leave because nobody likes me and other things like that, but I just sat there and took it. Every day I was the group's punching bag and they constantly called me a faggot and joked about how I was gay and loved sucking dick and sticking things up my ass. They also spat in my food, pushed my tray off the table when I wasn't paying attention, and put gross stuff on my chair, among other things. This continued for most of the year, until eventually I decided to just spend my lunch periods hiding in a bathroom stall. My biggest fear was that somebody would discover that I was going in there every day at lunch and start a rumor about how I was jerking off and watching people piss or something.
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> it's probably why I secretly suspect that any girl who's showing interest in me is just making fun of me even today.

I was with you till there. Fucking normie scum get the fuck out, if a girl has shown any interest in you at all you have no fucking business being here. You are the cancer ruining wizard chan fucking faggot
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I kind of want to spread information about Wizardchan around various other sites and get more normies interested, just to see if they would ratchet up their stupid little witch hunts even more. If Wizardchan was a real-life community, it would make The Crucible look like an episode of Friends.
 
Springblossom said:
I kind of want to spread information about Wizardchan around various other sites and get more normies interested, just to see if they would ratchet up their stupid little witch hunts even more. If Wizardchan was a real-life community, it would make The Crucible look like an episode of Friends.
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I don't believe that person's story.

It reminds me of something a compulsive liar would tell someone else to make them feel sorry for him. It has all the regular tropes like cliche villains and being oppressed by someone else for doing nothing wrong.

In reality most likely he did something like insinuated the girl had an easier life than he did and she and her friends set out to make fun of him. A lot of the comments state the Wizard should have fought back and defended himself. Which would be amazing if he had the balls to do so. But posting an embellished story just to get pity from other virgins already proves he doesn't.

Some more of their stories are a little more realistic and clearly happened since the Wizard was acting like a prick and he got his just deserts for doing so.
Once in a programming class, I was done with a task and asked if I could leave. I was told by my teacher to go help other students in the class. I told him I couldn't, that it wasn't my thing.
He then asked me: "Well, what are you good at then?"

I didn't know what to say. I didn't say anything. I just let out an awkward laugh of some kind.

He really got to me. He knew. He knew just how useless I was. Hence his question.

Ah, to not be good at a single thing. It's terrible because you feel like such a worthless waste of space.
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This is more believable since he thinks he's a victim when in reality if you read the story from a different perspective he was acting like a prick and was of course laughed at.
 
Yeah I'm guessing most that story isn't believable. Granted I actually ate lunch alone in high school and was away from cafeteria, but the fact that use putting up with that shit for over year, come on that's a load of horseshit.

The irony is even if it was true, the fact that he thought the girl had interest in him, automatically makes the wizards turn on him. One thing I've never understood is how this site doesn't implode in on them.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
The irony is even if it was true, the fact that he thought the girl had interest in him, automatically makes the wizards turn on him. One thing I've never understood is how this site doesn't implode in on them.
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Like I said, they are insanely paranoid of any hint of normalfaggotry among themselves. I don't know if it's because of them knowing people like us are watching them or if it was always like this, but I swear it has gotten worse since this thread was started:

Had one friend several years ago? WTF U NORMALFAG GTFO
Capable of placing an order with the cute girl at McDonalds? UR A NORMALSHIT SCUM KILL YOURSELF NOW
Held hands with a girl at seven? UVE BEEN FARTHER THAN A PROPER WIZARD SHUD LEAVE DIS SITE
 
The business opportunist in me makes me wonder if dating Sim games that are popular in Japan could sell really well here in the states because of wizards like this. But to be fair, I wonder what the ratio of wizards who have the money to afford it is.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
The business opportunist in me makes me wonder if dating Sim games that are popular in Japan could sell really well here in the states because of wizards like this. But to be fair, I wonder what the ratio of wizards who have the money to afford it is.
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If sci-fi conventions (and more recently, bronies) have taught us anything over the years, it's that nerds going nowhere in life are an extremely lucrative market that is only tapped into on accident.
 
tobacky_vapor said:
The business opportunist in me makes me wonder if dating Sim games that are popular in Japan could sell really well here in the states because of wizards like this. But to be fair, I wonder what the ratio of wizards who have the money to afford it is.
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As I understand it, there are a good number of dating sims getting digital English-language releases (though I think they might be less popular and thus less expensive licenses for now?). I don't know for sure first-hand, I'm fluent enough in moonspeak that I just buy the Japanese versions of any dating sims I want to play so I don't pay much attention of what's going on in the English-speaking side hahaha.

Not sure we'll be seeing physical releases even if they rise in popularity though, since the industry as a whole seems to be moving more and more towards digital downloads and mobile gaming.
 
Springblossom said:
tobacky_vapor said:
The irony is even if it was true, the fact that he thought the girl had interest in him, automatically makes the wizards turn on him. One thing I've never understood is how this site doesn't implode in on them.
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Like I said, they are insanely paranoid of any hint of normalfaggotry among themselves. I don't know if it's because of them knowing people like us are watching them or if it was always like this, but I swear it has gotten worse since this thread was started:
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It's a really big sense of insecurity. If they were actually secure in their thought that having friends was cancerous or some shit they would allow girls and "normalfags" to go on their site, because then it would only prove them right since a normal couldn't break their worldview.

As it stands however they regularly observe people making fun of them on different sites. And they immediately ban anyone who shows the faintest hint of not wanting to die alone.
 
what if wizards are friends with other wizards and only other wizards
is that allowed
 
Altissimo said:
what if wizards are friends with other wizards and only other wizards
is that allowed
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Nope. They're not allowed to swap any kind of contact info, or they get banned for attempted normalfaggotry.
 
Springblossom said:
Altissimo said:
what if wizards are friends with other wizards and only other wizards
is that allowed
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Nope. They're not allowed to swap any kind of contact info, or they get banned for attempted normalfaggotry.
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My that's just pathetic. I vote we make our own wizardchan about how great life is and support eachother!
 
Count groudon said:
Springblossom said:
Altissimo said:
what if wizards are friends with other wizards and only other wizards
is that allowed
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Nope. They're not allowed to swap any kind of contact info, or they get banned for attempted normalfaggotry.
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My that's just pathetic. I vote we make our own wizardchan about how great life is and support eachother!
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Call it Mugglechan. I'd be in for it.
 
Count groudon said:
My that's just pathetic. I vote we make our own wizardchan about how great life is and support eachother!
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Call it Fighterchan

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