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[The Dude]

Wait, middle school drinking parties? Those are a thing? When I was in middle school (like 3 years ago) all anyone did was play yu gi oh and play vidya and things like that.

Shit dawg, we had parties with hookers, blow, scag, all that shit when I was in Jr. High. Pshh... Yu Gi Oh.

 

[Hyperion]

Wait, middle school drinking parties? Those are a thing? When I was in middle school (like 3 years ago) all anyone did was play yu gi oh and play vidya and things like that.

Yeah it happens. I never drank until I was 16 and given a bottle a brandy by a gang banger. They wanted me to no shit join their little gang of 30 year old manbabies and deal drugs for them lol

 

[homerbeoulve]

Wait, middle school drinking parties? Those are a thing? When I was in middle school (like 3 years ago) all anyone did was play yu gi oh and play vidya and things like that.

Shit dawg, we had parties with hookers, blow, scag, all that shit when I was in Jr. High. Pshh... Yu Gi Oh.

Card games on motorcycles?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70107.html

Wizards talk about how nothing was their fault and they were just doomed by circumstance.

I like how in the past CWCki thread about us in /wiz/ they posted about how they were so "b..b..b..but unlike these assholes... I sometimes blamed myself for my mistakes!!1" and now we got to this.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Wizardchan doesn't have any "true" wizards
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70165.html

My definition of 'true wizards' are people who wear robes and pointy hats, have long beards and cast spells

Not whiny virgins who hate the world.

 

[Green Nidoking]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/34096.html#36750

A topic about lucid dreaming. I'll sum up what most wizards seemingly want to do in their lucid dreams with a single word:

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

rape

...

rape a horse

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Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company.

I certainly hope you have no female relatives that ever come around, then.

Edit: Ooh, ooh, I forgot to mention this. There's also a bunch of them talking about how, since they do these violent things in lucid dreams, they're black on the inside or channeling their inner nigger.

Wizardchan: now with racism!

 

[exball]

I came so damn close to lucid dreaming with the WILD method last night.
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Go pee
>Get back in bed and decide to try and trigger sleep paralysis
>Lay on my back perfectly still
>Over time my limbs feel more numb and distant
>Finally it's like some effect from a video game just sweeps over me
>A tingling sensation shoots over my entire body and suddenly my breathing is now out of my control and very heavy
>My heart sounds like it's about to explode it's racing so hard
>Try to calm it down and relax, knowing this is just the first stage of sleep paralysis
>After a while I start to see some light in my left eye
>Keep waiting for another five or so mins
>Can't hold it any more so I swallow my saliva
>Eventually realize one of my eyes has opened and that's what the light is it was coming through my sleep mask
>Swallowing broke me out of the early stages
>Get up disgruntled and pee again

>>34820
>I became aware that I could breathe underwater, yet I still didn't realise I was dreaming. You would think given that I've been so focussed on reality checks I would become lucid at that point, but apparently not. Maybe I'm just stupid

Breathing underwater fit the narrative of your dream. That's why it didn't wake you up at all. The only things that will in the dream world are things you've specifically conditioned yourself to look for.

Huh?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

As someone who has been here for almost a year, I can say this is no surprise, this place is indeed a joke and laughing stock for normies and beta normies, the reason I keep posting is because we can keep the topics virgin and wizard related. But make no mistake, normies, Chad Thundercock and their friends are among us, and they are the majority.

All of them are just pretending.

I know in my spare time that I love to pretend an unwashed, unloveable shut-in.

Do these people even read the shit they write?

 

[KatsuKitty]

I came so damn close to lucid dreaming with the WILD method last night.
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Go pee
>Get back in bed and decide to try and trigger sleep paralysis
>Lay on my back perfectly still
>Over time my limbs feel more numb and distant
>Finally it's like some effect from a video game just sweeps over me
>A tingling sensation shoots over my entire body and suddenly my breathing is now out of my control and very heavy
>My heart sounds like it's about to explode it's racing so hard
>Try to calm it down and relax, knowing this is just the first stage of sleep paralysis
>After a while I start to see some light in my left eye
>Keep waiting for another five or so mins
>Can't hold it any more so I swallow my saliva
>Eventually realize one of my eyes has opened and that's what the light is it was coming through my sleep mask
>Swallowing broke me out of the early stages
>Get up disgruntled and pee again

>>34820
>I became aware that I could breathe underwater, yet I still didn't realise I was dreaming. You would think given that I've been so focussed on reality checks I would become lucid at that point, but apparently not. Maybe I'm just stupid

Breathing underwater fit the narrative of your dream. That's why it didn't wake you up at all. The only things that will in the dream world are things you've specifically conditioned yourself to look for.

Huh?

This is an actual lucid dream technique. You stay conscious as you're falling asleep. Sounds contradictory but is possible. Very hard to do. I'm suprised wizards bothered putting in the effort.

 

[wheat pasta]

Your mind stays awake but your body falls asleep. The thing he was describing was actually closer to an OBE (out of body experience, which is different from a typical lucid dream) exit-- the tingling and the out of control heartbeat. Though in fairness, one can easily melt into the other. I've ended up in a strange dream instead of a full-on exit more times than I can count.
Too bad I'm a succubus! I'd love to discuss this stuff with that Wizard otherwise.

PS: lol @ most of them just wanting to have dream-sex. When I have erotic dreams I try to escape them

 

[Green Nidoking]

PS: lol @ most of them just wanting to have dream-sex. When I have erotic dreams I try to escape them

If your dream-sex goes like theirs does, no wonder.

 

[SupCuz]

Return of Kings had an article about these guys.

http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the- ... e-internet

 

[wheat pasta]

PS: lol @ most of them just wanting to have dream-sex. When I have erotic dreams I try to escape them

If your dream-sex goes like theirs does, no wonder.

tbh it's never scary or negative.. I just have better things to do than to waste precious lucid time getting it on with my subconscious. To aspire to such is a little strange for me.

 

[CatParty]

Return of Kings had an article about these guys.

http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the- ... e-internet

Saw that article months ago. Pretty amusing.

 

[Green Nidoking]

tbh it's never scary or negative.. I just have better things to do than to waste precious lucid time getting it on with my subconscious. To aspire to such is a little strange for me.

To these guys, sex is as important as it is to those ROK guys, just in a radically different way.

Their ideal is dreaming of raping women every night in the same way the ROK guys want to bang a new 9.5 every night and laugh about kicking her ass out if she doesn't get to her knees and service them when they command.

Basically:



Also, is it wrong of me to want Wizardchan and ROK to get into an internet flame war now? Because that would be amazing.

 

[Watcher]

Return of Kings had an article about these guys.

http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the- ... e-internet

You missed the boat like 30 pages ago

~

Wizard whines about life
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/70334.html

Spoiler

Fuck this world. Fuck life. All I want is just to stay at home and relax. Play video games, watch anime, movies and listen to music, take walks and travel. But no you have to work every day. And then when you return from work you are all burnt out. Unless you inherited a lot of money. But how many people are that lucky? Or if you were smart enough to make a lot of money in some clever way. But again how many people were smart enough for that? Fuck college. Fuck having to study math and physics and other bland shit. But you have to know that to get a decent job. I want to make the world a better place but why is studying science so fucking boring? Also fuck College. Fuck assignments. Fuck having to study for some shitty test to get some shitty points. I feel like quitting life. Fuck work. Fuck everything. I understand that everything you use was made with someone elses work. But this is what I hate about life. You are born with necessities you need money to fulfil. You need to eat. You need to sleep somewhere. You need a room with flowing warm water, gas and electricity. So to afford this you have to work. fuck work. Fuck this shitty life. But no you have also parents and relatives that love you unconditionally so you cant kill yourself. Also as much as life sucks there are things that you enjoy so you cant kill yourself. Also pain. Fuck pain. Why is there no less painful way of telling that something in our body is wrong? Imagine your computer kicking you in the balls the next time it bluescreens. Fuck how everything is determined by chance. Fuck how you cant choose how good you will look. How smart you will be. In how rich of a family you will be born. Fuck nepotism. Fuck how skills dont matter but how good you can "network" to get a good job (which means basicly sucking up to people). Fuck how even your skills are determined by luck even if you worked hard for them. But your motivation to work hard is determined by luck as well. Why even bother to live? Once you die you forget everything. Fuck everything is so pointless. Yet I live on. Also fuck how normal everyone is. Fuck how everyone complains about his normal problems. Fuck how everyone has a girlfriend. Fuck how much endurance everyone has and makes me feel bad. They can go to college, study and even work while I cant even manage one of those things. Why do I even bother living? Man I dont know. Fuck this life.

Life is not fair

You live in one of the most privleged societies that have ever existed. If you were born in Africa you would be lucky to not be born with AIDs and get shot. While also having to walk to a dirty stream 10 miles away to get your water. If you were born 100 years ago you'd very likely die in childbirth or from some disease that'd be curable today. Even then you'd very likely have to work in some extremely shitty factory job with no benefits and no safety. Making 2 dollars a day.

Stop whining, you're reading words made of light sent straight to your eyes, and you get water and food seemingly given to you. The fact of the matter is you're not entitled to things in life, and your parents should have taught you that.

Spoiler

No. I want to be an engineer. Humans are so fragile. Some sick fuck could kidnap you and torture you painfully. And you could do nothing. Some suicide bomber could take the life from you if he wanted to.
Or he could make you lose your limbs.
I would want to help humanity advance. Make artifial limbs that are as good as real ones. Develop some technology that would allow you to make "backups" of your body so in case you die you could just be reborn in your artificial body. But fuck college is so fucking boring. Maths, physics, computer science. All those assignments. I am letting the world down. But then I wonder if the world is even worth saving. It's a constant contrast. I look at beautiful paintings, music, read or watch a nice story. Think that the world is worth saving. Then I look at how stupid we are. Being easily manipulated by our instincts ( mind you I am no better). When I see a bum I feel sad. But then I also wonder if he wasn't a normalfag when he was young. If he didn't bully people that were awkward and had no friends like me.

I want to help the world but I am just a fucking lazy guy with average intelligence. Why do I even exist.

Sorry if this makes no sense but I am drunk.

Also I love being drunk. People say they were rather an unhappy human than a happy swine but fuck it. If I could enter a capsule where I would be in come but experience happyness till I die I would do it. Fuck reality. Fuck needing to be unhappy to realize how happy you are. Fuck life. Fuck how people philosph but still go on with their daily lives as if philosophy was just a joke. Fuck everything. Fuck me.

If you're unwilling to study inorder to achieve your dreams you don't deserve them. Because there are people that are 10x more passionate than you that will. Essentially some normalfag is both smarter than you, and more committed than you. You know why? Because he overcame laziness and wants to do something with his life, unlike you.

Spoiler

I wish I could be a NEET.

But I am a fucking pussy. I just can't tell my parents that I want to be a NEET and do nothing. I can't dissapoint them. I am still a kid mentally that is afraid of being scolded by his parents. I am pathetic.

But I am also scared of, when I am 40 or so realizing that I wasted my life on imageboards and games instead of studying or doing something.

It's all so confusing.

No that's something called shame, it's a healthy part of your psyche that tells you what your doing isn't productive or good for you. You should probably listen to it.

 

[Green Nidoking]

I wish I could be a NEET.
But I am a fucking pussy. I just can't tell my parents that I want to be a NEET and do nothing. I can't dissapoint them. I am still a kid mentally that is afraid of being scolded by his parents. I am pathetic.
But I am also scared of, when I am 40 or so realizing that I wasted my life on imageboards and games instead of studying or doing something.
It's all so confusing.

For crying out loud.

I'm sure most people would love to do nothing and be granted the luxury to live comfortably in spite of that. But the world doesn't work that way. The guy's parents wouldn't just be "disappointed", they'd be pissed that he expects them to provide for him for the rest of his life.

 

[Springblossom]

I wish I could be a NEET.
But I am a fucking pussy. I just can't tell my parents that I want to be a NEET and do nothing. I can't dissapoint them. I am still a kid mentally that is afraid of being scolded by his parents. I am pathetic.
But I am also scared of, when I am 40 or so realizing that I wasted my life on imageboards and games instead of studying or doing something.
It's all so confusing.

For crying out loud.

I'm sure most people would love to do nothing and be granted the luxury to live comfortably in spite of that. But the world doesn't work that way. The guy's parents wouldn't just be "disappointed", they'd be pissed that he expects them to provide for him for the rest of his life.

Oh, this gets so much worse.

Life isn't about pleasing your parents, it's about being happy. If the endless grind doesn't please you, then find a way to escape the cycle.

To hell with everyone else.

"To hell with everyone else! Wait, don't go! I need my disability and welfare! Why are you judging me, normalfag? Just pay for my anime and vidya, that's all I want! You're calling me a leech? Haha! You work for those Jews!"

This bullshit consumerist life is really just like the endless grind of WoW. In WoW you need to get better gear, so you can do tougher instances, so you can get better gear.

In real life you need to get a job so you can afford school, which will get you a better job so you can keep buying a bunch of shit you don't really need.

They're both endless grinding, and arguable just as pointless.

Well, life grants you physical and mental fulfillment, while WoW sucks your time away. Of course, wizards don't seem to grasp the concept of fulfillment. Oddly, they understand regrets just fine.

But being happy for me is impossible.

Right now the only way to be happy for me is being a Leech on society.

Theoretically I could but my parents would be so fucking dissapointed. I know I should lead my own life but it's just something I can't bear. Maybe because I am so immature.

Also the government would still (rightfully) try to bug me to get a job so I couldn't relax even with NEETbux.

No shit it's impossible, because you fucking said it's impossible. You're giving up on life, and there's never an excuse for that. Grow the fuck up.

The recent brouhaha concerning that board is entirely unwarranted.

Please, by all means, try to defend the above paragraphs. I love a hearty laugh.

 

[Night Terror]

I can't fault their wishes, I'd love to be able to sit on my ass and chill all day long without any worries.
But the world doesn't work that way. You can't ignore reality forever. When their parents kick them out or kick the bucket, they're going to be in a really bad place.

 

[exball]

I came so damn close to lucid dreaming with the WILD method last night.
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>Go pee
>Get back in bed and decide to try and trigger sleep paralysis
>Lay on my back perfectly still
>Over time my limbs feel more numb and distant
>Finally it's like some effect from a video game just sweeps over me
>A tingling sensation shoots over my entire body and suddenly my breathing is now out of my control and very heavy
>My heart sounds like it's about to explode it's racing so hard
>Try to calm it down and relax, knowing this is just the first stage of sleep paralysis
>After a while I start to see some light in my left eye
>Keep waiting for another five or so mins
>Can't hold it any more so I swallow my saliva
>Eventually realize one of my eyes has opened and that's what the light is it was coming through my sleep mask
>Swallowing broke me out of the early stages
>Get up disgruntled and pee again

>>34820
>I became aware that I could breathe underwater, yet I still didn't realise I was dreaming. You would think given that I've been so focussed on reality checks I would become lucid at that point, but apparently not. Maybe I'm just stupid

Breathing underwater fit the narrative of your dream. That's why it didn't wake you up at all. The only things that will in the dream world are things you've specifically conditioned yourself to look for.

Huh?

This is an actual lucid dream technique. You stay conscious as you're falling asleep. Sounds contradictory but is possible. Very hard to do. I'm suprised wizards bothered putting in the effort.

Interesting as that is what I'm really confused about his dream. Actually, never mind. It's wizardchan, this is normal for them.