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Dynastia said:
You're lying, Dude. Chad goes everywhere via pogo'ing.

And he doesn't need a pogo-stick.
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Nah, man. Chad only does that to show his physical prowess. He drives that Super Bee because he has class. Chad has style. He restored that car by himself. Blueprinted the engine and tuned it single handed...without tools. He lovingly restored every piece of that car and applied 12 coats of paint for that deep down shine.

You know who's car it was originally? His Dad's. Chuck Thundercock. Chad was conceived in the backseat of that car. Chad restored it before Chuck died because he loved his Dad. Chuck was the first one to drive it after the restoration. The next day Chuck Thundercock died with a smile on his face.
 
Who ready for Chad Thundercock, It's various spellings, and Chad Thundercock1- Chad Thundercock9001
 
Pikonic said:
Who ready for Chad Thundercock, It's various spellings, and Chad Thundercock1- Chad Thundercock9001
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I, for one, welcome our Thundercock overlords.
 
Someone else has probably mentioned this pages and pages ago, but I seriously wonder if Nick Bate is a wizard. The similarities between Nick and the wizards we've seen in the past are uncanny at times.
 
A black wizard joins the site
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/75784.html

Tfw Black wizard apprentice
>most wizards hate me
>Black people consider me to White
>Black women more hypergamous than white women. only go after black drug dealers.
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>being a minority in the western world
>its completely acceptable to live on welfare and accuiring minoritybux
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>tfw there are entire generations of niggers that live on welfare and free housing, never get shit for it
>tfw white
>tfw just the very thought of getting any form of aid from the government makes you "white trash" and it seems impossible to get good bux

At least you black wizards can get NEETbux easier then us.
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Blacks kill white people in their droves, that's one of the hundreds of reasons why I dislike blacks.
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minoritybux is a right wing myth designed to distract you from your true enemy, the bourgeois
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Whenever I am outside my comfort zone, there is always a group of loud immigrants, shouting and jumping around and making me more uncomfortable. I see only benefits of them not being in my country and they are also destroying the welfare system. Every year it get more tight and restricted for us native to sustain the hordes of immigrants, and they get more money than natives. There are probably lots of them that are tolerable or even good but I rather have them since it does not outweigh the bad. But I have no say in it, which just makes it more frustrating grows my hate towards them.
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I love the last guy's statement, he's annoyed at immigrants because they're "destroying the welfare system" essentially leaving him with no "autismbux" he can mooch off of.
 
The hypocrisy is astounding. It's perfectly ok for these guys to leech of the welfare system because they can't handle the real world, but if immigrants are on welfare, well that's just awful.
 
I like their use of bourgeois because it's a catch 22. Either they meant "the wealthy" and are try-hards using words they don't understand, or they meant "the middle class" and are fucking retarded.
 
Null said:
I like their use of bourgeois because it's a catch 22. Either they meant "the wealthy" and are try-hards using words they don't understand, or they meant "the middle class" and are fucking retarded.
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Women who place personal ads in the Daily Worker say appearance isn't important.

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Sometimes I'm worried that a wizard might vote in elections, then I realize they never leave the house and I can sleep well again.
 
You know for a community that exists for sharing the "feels", I'm not surprised they're racists....kinda.
 
Glad to see this thread return. I just hope people stop freaking out when the wizards stage another invasion.

That being said, I don't really mind them being here all that much. As far as them complaining about immigrants making it harder to get :tugboat: I'm not at all surprised. If these guys want to argue properly, they can at least be consistent about their beliefs.

Makes me wonder, what kind of jobs would a wizard be able to do? I have a friend from work who hasn't left the house for like three weeks except to get to and from his job. I mean, not everyone can be on "autismbux."
 
Black Sonichu said:
Makes me wonder, what kind of jobs would a wizard be able to do? I have a friend from work who hasn't left the house for like three weeks except to get to and from his job. I mean, not everyone can be on "autismbux."
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Some Wizards have jobs and enjoy things like handing out newspapers to people while listening to music. I remember reading a thread about it a while back. Which isn't a terrible job actually and one I know some handicapped people enjoy.

Others complain about life being too hard and how their only life ambition is to stay in bed watching anime.

Mostly they prefer jobs where they don't have to interact with people whatsoever. Lest they run into an issue where a succubi might approach them.
 
If they're disabled, they can get a job at Goodwill and work in the backroom. But they're a lot like Chris and would rather have everything handed to them rather than make a positive contribution to society.

I'm surprised some wizards have jobs, but I've seen them complain about them on past pages.

I'm looking forward to reading this thread again. I hope no wizards attack us again.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
If they're disabled, they can get a job at Goodwill and work in the backroom. But they're a lot like Chris and would rather have everything handed to them rather than make a positive contribution to society.
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I might wanna chime in on this a little as a person who tried applying to thrift stores and Salvation Armies. At least in Canada the majority of them are run by volunteers, and usually expect you to work there for a good solid few months before you get the opportunity to get a paid position. Just as well volunteering there already looks good on your resume and if you're looking for work at the same time it increases your chances. And makes you look less like a lazy punk.
 
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