Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Saney]

He can always post from the public library. That's what all the bums around here do.

He cant masturbate to his 2D wife at the library. At least without JERKS stopping him.

I saw a guy attempt to access hentai at the library once.

Nobody seemed to give a shit.

Sadly, so have I. And not just hentai, but real porn too.

 

[Watcher]

Sadly, so have I. And not just hentai, but real porn too.

Did... did you whip it out?

 

[Saney]

Sadly, so have I. And not just hentai, but real porn too.

Did... did you whip it out?

Yes, and everyone was so impressed with my audacity, they made me king of the library.

 

[Obnoxion]

Wizard Souls II - Pure-white Knight

Wizards, you are not virgins.

You never had a chance to be ones. Follow through with your logic: you aren't women, who have it so much easier than you. You were all deflowered by life the moment you were born.

There is no way for you to be virgins - no way for anyone to tell. And with some of you edging for fifteen hours without pause, I'm sure you would last a long time if you paced yourself. Sure, there is some experience to be gained, but you can safely pretend you've had sex before.

Virginity is associated with purity and innocence. You people might be virgins, but you sure don't look or behave like ones. Mentally deranged weirdos, perhaps, but not virgins.

Virginity is meant to be taken. But you won't even allow - even if you actually weren't filled with hatred, jealousy and bitterness, but were pure and innocent - for someone to deflower you in their loving embrace. How could you?…

You couldn't even do that right. You have failed to maintain the virginal virtues.

You are not a virgin, you are not a wizard. You are free - if only you let yourself, if only you set yourself free. You no longer have to exercise the wizard-normalfag dichotomy. We are the same.

You no longer have to be friendless and miserable. There is never too late to salvage whatever is left of - to rekindle whatever is left of the flame that burned within you when you were still alive, before the time you elected to banish yourself to the land of those who are neither alive nor dead.

You made that choice. The power to retract that move is yours and yours alone to use. Right now, you are undead - you will suffer many deaths in your head and get up a thousand times, unable to find peace. If you believe in yourself, and the certainty of your purpose, then maybe you can find a way to reverse your curse and return once again to life.

There is an old saying in my family:
Thou who art Undead, art chosen. In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords. When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know.
Well, now you know… And I can die with hope in my heart…

Please, save yourself. Please.

Spoiler

my name is Oscar

 

[Pikimon]

Wizards pls go die kthxbai

 

[Duke Nukem]

Sadly, so have I. And not just hentai, but real porn too.

Oh yeah, definitely that too. In fact, I know a guy who's been accused of accessing CP IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY. It's a long story, but yeah, if you're a regular, you'll notice people accessing porn on occasion. The normal stuff, of course. But whatever. LOL.

I only go these days to print shit, but I'm sure the wizards can still post from somewhere.

 

[Watcher]

Wizards and eating alone
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/80198.html

Have you eaten alone at an restaurant before?

I'm too cheap and I'd be too nervous to eat at a nice restaurant by myself. It's only fast food places and mall food courts for me.

Lol he uses a picture of Chris at McDonalds

I sometimes get lunch with my Dad at a restaurant and I often notice people sitting alone. It just seems so sad and in a way cringeworthy, I just imagine all normalfags either laughing at them or pitying them. I would never do it.

While in fact it's you that is pitying them, you are the cancer anon.

Normalfags are always judging us. It's just hard to turn your mind off to them.

I think it's more about general anxiety and paranoia many wizards have. And I can't exactly blame them, if a person was bullied or looked down upon for being different or abnormal during school like people claim, and they constantly hear about and talk about how normalfags mock them, it makes sense they would project that onto any activity taking place in public. But really, nobody else actually cares that you are alone. Random strangers in a restaurant are not going to make a fuss about another random stranger being there by himself. They simply don't care. I find it silly to worry about.

>They simply don't care.

Have you ever heard a normalfag talk? They're always shitting on people who are not like them, especially the females. If some female server sees one of us going to the restaurant she works at every week, with our neckbeards and oversized clothing while always eating alone, you can sure bet she'll be talking some major shit about us with the other female servers. They'll probably be in the back laughing while drawing straws over who will have to serve us.

>I find it silly to worry about.

If something feels uncomfortable than why do it? Most of us have anxiety issues and we're not willing to do things outside of our comfort zones, and there isn't anything wrong with this.

Also lol thread derailed. Someone accused someone else of being a "normal" and the thread devolved into bickering about it.

 

[wheat pasta]

If something feels uncomfortable, you do it ANYWAY and learn to overcome your anxiety instead of shying away like a little bitch all the time. BE. A. MAN.


Sincerely, 'female'

 

[caffeinated_wench]

If something feels uncomfortable, you do it ANYWAY and learn to overcome your anxiety instead of shying away like a little bitch all the time. BE. A. MAN.


Sincerely, 'female'

Ewwwww an evil succubus. Disregard opinion.

I do agree, though. If you keep running, it'll never get better. While in some cases it just can't be helped, I'm willing to bet they just don't want to resolve that. It'd give them one less thing to bitch about, after all.

 

[wheat pasta]

Honestly, I have some pretty killer anxiety myself. Including the specific anxiety of ordering stuff from people.. or rather, I did until I started making a point of doing that more often and it got better. I'm also depressed and feel like my life is going nowhere sometimes, so I really can understand their "feels".. I just kinda lose my sympathy when all they do is cry about how it'll never change, just automatically condemning themselves to live the same life they've been living instead of saying "No, I'm going to change this that and the other because I don't want to live this way anymore."
If you want a change, you have to believe in it first. It's as simple as that. Wanting it is never enough.

 

[Watcher]

Wizards envy homosexuals
Link to thread

Women like social status, money, power and extroversion. Gays like… Men…

Born heterosexual and wizard features in these days is born in mud. Oh god, I wanted to be gay…

I don't know. It's bittersweet. On one hand I love women. I feel good and bad at the same time when I see a cute girl outside. Good because I enjoy her beauty, bad because I know I will never be loved by a girl. But still I wouldn't want to be gay. Men making out with each other is just vulgar and disgusts me. Of course I would think differently if I was gay but still.

>tfw not even worthy another man

>tfw males have to be manly but women don't have to be feminine at all

Yesterday I read in another imageboard about a fag saying how he fucked hundreds of guys. And I just wish I had a bf I could hug.

Typical fag, probably has aids by now.

tfw homosexual but romantically attracted to grils

How does that work?

>you will never know how it feels to play life on easymode

but women show a statistically larger spread of sexual preferences with mates than men do…

how so? nigger fucking and dog fucking?

what
women fuck only tall alphas
men fuck everything because it's hard to get laid if you are not Thundercock

They are also in-love with the idea of traps. Because of "Brain of a male, body of a succubi".

 

[c-no]

Wizards envy homosexuals
Link to thread





They are also in-love with the idea of traps. Because of "Brain of a male, body of a succubi".

So would that mean Wizards of homophobic since they do envy homosexuals? Especially since one wizard says he is disgusted by seeing men make out.

 

[Pikimon]

Ironically if Wizards were to "become" homosexual they would probably be rejected in much greater frequency.

 

[Springblossom]

Ironically if Wizards were to "become" homosexual they would probably be rejected in much greater frequency.

I think the wizards would get rejected from anything, no matter what.

I don't mean wizard as in that dumbass internet meme, rather in the sense of the Wizardchan attitude.

 

[Watcher]

Ironically if Wizards were to "become" homosexual they would probably be rejected in much greater frequency.

In their fantasy being homosexual is the best possible solution to their plight.

Because guys won't judge them for being lazy and jobless, and won't leave them for being selfish and unwilling to do anything. While women don't have to do shit and can sit around all day masturbating while playing vidya. And doing that while judging them for not wanting to do anything in life or get their own money

Right?

 

[Yet Another Wizard]

Just passing by.

Well, at 5'3" (160cm)

Enjoy never finding a gf.
See you on wizardchan in the future.

 

[wheat pasta]

Just passing by.

Enjoy never finding a gf.
See you on wizardchan in the future.

This is definitely a productive and helpful attitude which is conducive to finding romance.
PS I'm one girl among many who doesn't mind short guys and in fact finds them adorable.

 

[Arkangel]

I hardly think being short is the worst factor for someone looking for a relationship.

 

[Hakurei]

I hardly think being short is the worst factor for someone looking for a relationship.

It's only a detractor if you end up with a tall person, but that only adds (slight) difficulty to intimacy.
I mean, it doesn't make you incapable to love or something.

 

[Watcher]

I hardly think being short is the worst factor for someone looking for a relationship.

I've linked like two or three posts where people bitch and moan about how their height is literally the only thing stopping them from being knee deep in pussy.

Not the joblessness, obesity, laziness or sexism. No, something you cannot control. How convenient.