Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Springblossom]

http://i.imgur.com/OgaP6k1.jpg

WHY IS HE WEARING A SKYRIM CAP?

They're saying it's a normalfag game. Just like...pretty much any other game that isn't a hentai VN, probably.

That was actually me. I've been doing some low-level trolling on wizardchan in my spare time just to rustle some jimmies. Not sure how that's looked upon in these threads, but I'm not much of a CWCki poster either, so I guess I retain 'lone nut' status. In the interests of full disclosure, I'm not old enough to be a wizard, have had sex on multiple occasions, and drink alcohol infrequently.

I don't think anyone's really going to mind, as long as you don't start trying to organize some kind of epic ween trolling scheme, or get a bunch of angry wizards shitting the place up or something.

 

[Watcher]

Wizard bullying stories
http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/78587.html

80% of my bullying experience was caused by succubi. They normally mock me, ridicule me and tell me how ugly I am and they don't want to date me. Ew, Gross, Yuck are three most common words they use against me. My self-esteem is slowly eroded away over the years by multiple succubus. My sense of self worth is zero that I can't even find a job or interact with people without being suspicious of their motives. Whenever a group of succubi laughs, I feel like they are laughing at me and my anxiety just goes up. This torment began in high school. Now I am here. A wizard apprentice is made.

I never really had to put up with anything other than mild harassment. I'm amazed I never got put through worse seeing as I was such an easy target and was so socially retarded.
Maybe Cho's rampage did some good after all.

>Maybe Cho's rampage did some good after all.
This.

Everyone was artificially nice to me and I've heard multiple (probably close to a dozen) people say I looked like I was going to shoot up the school.

Same story with me. I still got laughed at and all but it never got worse than that. Others' fear was my shield against their sadism all throughout school.

I don't condone Cho's actions but I think they did serve a purpose. A lot of normalshits have the idea that people like us are going to turn into homicidal lunatics if they take things too far, so even though we're still losers, we don't have it quite as bad - some of us, at least.

>Life is as bad as it can get
>Have nothing to lose
>Have a burning hatred for people who have wronged you

Why haven't you guys tortured to death these bullies? Serious question. I mean hell, most of you are already suicidal. Why not take some asshole out with you?

>torture

No matter how evil and immoral somebody is, they don't deserve to be tortured since their decisions are ultimately determined by circumstance. Killing them, on the other hand, if perfectly justifiable and even morally obligatory. They create suffering for their own sadistic enjoyment, so their existence can't be morally justified.

I'd imagine that it would be pretty easy to detect sociopaths if we were really determined to. Since they lack empathy, we could test children's reactions to certain imagery or situations that would invoke some sort of feeling in a normal (non-sociopath) person. If it's determined that somebody is a sociopath, they should be euthanized for the sake of others' well being and because they themselves are inherently evil. We could even take it a step further and euthanize anyone with certain behavioral patterns (i.e. bullying) - it would be a great way to control the population and enforce eugenics.

>bully beats the shit out of you all the time
>you fight back once
>YOU are the one to get in trouble
Fuck this shit I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT AND FUCK EVERYONE YOU SHUT THEIR MOUTHS AND SAID NOTHING FUCK YOU TEACHERS WHO DIDNT GIVE A SHIT AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOR MAKING MY LIVE A LIVING HELL FOR BEATING ME UP EVERYDAY FOR MAKING THOSE STUPID PRANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE FOR MAKING ME CRY TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR RUINING EVERYTHING FOR MAKING ME DROP OF THE SCHOOL ROBOTICS CLUB FOR MAKING FUN OF ME FOR LIKING ANIME FOR MAKING ME SCARED TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR MAKING ME FEAR PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME LOSE ALL MY SELF-ESTEEM FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER DONE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU YOU HAVE RUINED WHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE HOW NOW YOURE RICH AND SUCCESSFUL THERES NO WAY A LOVING GOD WOULD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN FUCK EVERYTHING THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU FROM YOUR NASTY ATTITUDE, HOW POPULAR YOU WERE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE TO THE SCARS THAT I HAD TO HIDE EVERY DAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Springblossom]

I never really had to put up with anything other than mild harassment. I'm amazed I never got put through worse seeing as I was such an easy target and was so socially retarded.
Maybe Cho's rampage did some good after all.

>Maybe Cho's rampage did some good after all.
This.

Everyone was artificially nice to me and I've heard multiple (probably close to a dozen) people say I looked like I was going to shoot up the school.

Same story with me. I still got laughed at and all but it never got worse than that. Others' fear was my shield against their sadism all throughout school.

I don't condone Cho's actions but I think they did serve a purpose. A lot of normalshits have the idea that people like us are going to turn into homicidal lunatics if they take things too far, so even though we're still losers, we don't have it quite as bad - some of us, at least.

I'm kind of hoping Hrodvitnisson or some other wizard white knight comes back and starts going on about how they're harmless, just so I can quote this and point out the holes in his argument.

>bully beats the shit out of you all the time
>you fight back once
>YOU are the one to get in trouble
Fuck this shit I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU ITS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT AND FUCK EVERYONE YOU SHUT THEIR MOUTHS AND SAID NOTHING FUCK YOU TEACHERS WHO DIDNT GIVE A SHIT AND FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOR MAKING MY LIVE A LIVING HELL FOR BEATING ME UP EVERYDAY FOR MAKING THOSE STUPID PRANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE FOR MAKING ME CRY TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOR RUINING EVERYTHING FOR MAKING ME DROP OF THE SCHOOL ROBOTICS CLUB FOR MAKING FUN OF ME FOR LIKING ANIME FOR MAKING ME SCARED TO GO TO SCHOOL FOR MAKING ME FEAR PEOPLE FOR MAKING ME LOSE ALL MY SELF-ESTEEM FOR EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER DONE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU YOU HAVE RUINED WHAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE HOW NOW YOURE RICH AND SUCCESSFUL THERES NO WAY A LOVING GOD WOULD ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN FUCK EVERYTHING THERE IS NO PLACE FOR ME IN THIS WORLD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU FROM YOUR NASTY ATTITUDE, HOW POPULAR YOU WERE EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE TO THE SCARS THAT I HAD TO HIDE EVERY DAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

So I guess this is what happened to Kefka before he became a Magitek Knight...

Sorry for double posting, but this is hilarious. I can't tell if it's a troll or a genuine post, and either way it's the funniest fucking thing.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79959.html

Wizard whines about seeing a girl's panties. Yes, I'm serious.

I am very sad right now. I need to tell people and you will probably laugh at me but that is fine. Let's just get to the story.

Currently, I am a kissless, hugless, hand-heldless, virgin. I have never even gotten close to anything sexual. BUT… some fucking bitch ruined my occipital virginity today. This fucking cunt bends over, and guess what I saw? That's right, her panties. RIP my dreams of dying a kissless, hugless, handheldless, never even seen panties on a woman virgin, now I'm just 3/4. My eyesight pretty much lost its virginity (and, no, porn doesn't count.) This is really killing me, I feel like shit right now, now I feel like I am even too much of a "normalfag" for certain imageboards! All because some foolish girl could not wear a belt.

If it's a troll, the replies are pretty hilarious. If it's real...oh my god.

Let me make this clear. You have seen, in the flesh, panties, on a 3D woman? I am not talking about behind a computer or on a poster, I mean a real human being with a vagina wearing panties in front of your own 2 eyes. I thought only normals did that.

Before I dropped out of college I was living in the dorms. One day I walked outside and some dude was smoking across the street from the doors. He was like 'hey dude look at this' and pointed to a second story window.

A cute girl was in the middle of changing in her room with her boobs all hanging out and the blinds up. I was like whoa those are pretty nice. Kind of made me want to hang out across the street like smoker guy.

Might not be. I remember the first time I saw a succubi naked and every time I see a thread like this the images come back forward to haunt me. It was a little mentally scarring, and panties are only one step away.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Saw this and laughed since this applies to these losers.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

 

[Duke Nukem]

Saw this and laughed since this applies to these losers.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

HAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Watcher]

Sorry for double posting, but this is hilarious. I can't tell if it's a troll or a genuine post, and either way it's the funniest fucking thing.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79959.html

Wizard whines about seeing a girl's panties. Yes, I'm serious.

It's either a troll post or someone who is extremely insecure in their own sexuality.

When I went to theatre school a lot of guys I knew would shield their eyes from seeing a girl change in front of them. It's not that much of a stretch to think of them being ashamed of doing it.

However I'm still more convinced it's the former, it's pretty blatant how silly the whole thing is.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

This 100%

If their "waifu" was an irl 3D woman she wouldn't have sex with and make sandwiches for a guy who doesn't work and constantly talks about how women have easier lives.

 

[Springblossom]

I don't know if you are talking to me, but I mean, shit, killing myself doesn't sound like that bad of an idea. The ONE thing I'm good at, the ONE thing I can be proud of… part of that was taken away from me. For a while now I have taken solace in these thoughts, "At least I can die in peace saying I never gave in, and died how I wanted; a kissless, hugless, handheldless, never seen panties virgin." Now that part of that is taken away from me, I am an even bigger piece of shit then before. If this keeps up, I won't be a normalfag, but I will not be a true wizard either, just a big fat piece of shit, trying to find my place, knowing that I don't belong anywhere.

Okay, this is a troll. I'm sure of it. He's trying way too hard.

Saw this and laughed since this applies to these losers.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

If I wasn't permanently bann from Wizardchan, I would post that there and bathe in their tears.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Saw this and laughed since this applies to these losers.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

If I wasn't permanently bann from Wizardchan, I would post that there and bathe in their tears.

Someone do it for us!

Edit 2:

 

[Duke Nukem]

Saw this and laughed since this applies to these losers.

http://funnymama.com/post/267378

If I wasn't permanently bann from Wizardchan, I would post that there and bathe in their tears.

Someone do it for us!

Edit 2:

http://i.imgur.com/wVvQmW9.jpg

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79952.html

 

[Bob's Fries]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79952.html

 

[Duke Nukem]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79952.html

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/ ... f-clap.gif

Wait for it...

Never mind, they didn't take the bait.

 

[House Of Reeves]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/40431.html

What started as a scavenging thread quickly turns into a heated debate about gypsies. Story at 11:00.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/40431.html

What started as a scavenging thread quickly turns into a heated debate about gypsies. Story at 11:00.

Unsurprising given the vast amount of racists on the board.

This depends entirely on location, but college towns and around colleges is great for picking up tons of free stuff. Check out the dumpsters and the specialty wings (say, the architecture department or whatever) and student heavy apartment buildings. I've found tons of thrown out food (all good, prepackaged, etc), clothes, furniture and other random stuff. It's great.

Wizards now scavenge in dumpsters for food. Reminds me of Pamperchu.

I do love this one Wizard that points out the hypocrisy of the userbase.

you a gypsy son? Gypsies are fucking lazy pieces of shit with no redeeming value, I don't see how you can fail to see this. Picking berries doesn't make them industrious

Somebody has to defend them. They're people just like you or me. Most of the people on here aren't willing to pick berries for money. They just leach of society/parents forever. Who's the real asshole?

They also blatantly insult the fuck out of anyone who has an alternate opinion. In both this thread and the /pol/ thread. I don't understand why people want to post on a site filled with such hostility to any sort of alternate thinking.

 

[Springblossom]

They also blatantly insult the fuck out of anyone who has an alternate opinion. In both this thread and the /pol/ thread. I don't understand why people want to post on a site filled with such hostility to any sort of alternate thinking.

They rave about how normies are so judgmental and won't accept them for whatever reason, but a lot of the normies I've met have been way the hell more accepting than Wizardchan is. I wonder if they pick up on the irony.

 

[Count groudon]

Anonymous 03/01/14 (Sat) 02:35:46 No.79972
My sister is a hot lesbian. She lives the exact same life as me, alone and with no real personal connections, except she makes twice as much as me and has lots of anon sex. Yet my parents hate her less than they hate me. Fuck this heterosexual earth.

Has there ever been one wizard who has a healthy relationship with his family that doesn't border on incest?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

When I went to theatre school a lot of guys I knew would shield their eyes from seeing a girl change in front of them.

Guys at a theater school, not wanting to look at naked or semi-naked women?

Well color me absolutely shocked.

 

[Drakodan]

Just registered so I can say:

Me again, I just want to point out that saying "Normalfags carrying condoms because they expect to get sex" is a fucking stupid argument.

79532 has it right when he says he carries one JUST IN CASE. You don't wear a seatbelt in a car because you 'expect' to crash, do you? You wear one IN CASE you crash. Same logic in this case.

Sometimes I think people are willingly and knowingly self-loathing around here.

You can't say no to a car accident.

But you can say no if some random slut wants to fuck with you. If you are not degenerate you don't need condom "in case".

Sex = degeneracy. Where the shit do these people get these ideas?

Glad my seatbelt analogy post caught your eye.

 

[CatParty]

Just registered so I can say:

Me again, I just want to point out that saying "Normalfags carrying condoms because they expect to get sex" is a fucking stupid argument.

79532 has it right when he says he carries one JUST IN CASE. You don't wear a seatbelt in a car because you 'expect' to crash, do you? You wear one IN CASE you crash. Same logic in this case.

Sometimes I think people are willingly and knowingly self-loathing around here.

You can't say no to a car accident.

But you can say no if some random slut wants to fuck with you. If you are not degenerate you don't need condom "in case".

Sex = degeneracy. Where the shit do these people get these ideas?

Glad my seatbelt analogy post caught your eye.

Wouldn't they have to have had sex in order to make a judgement?

 

[Drakodan]

^ That is literally the next thing I was going to comment on. All the shit they say about "sex is degenerate" "why would you want to have sex anyway" "carnal pleasure is meaningless" etc etc, all the arguments in that vein, how the hell are they in a position to make a sound judgment on it??? It's like me saying that I hate a food I've never tried before. How would I know whether I like it or not?

If you ask me, it's just another attempt at a defense mechanism on their point, being in such utter denial to the point where they convince themselves they do know better if they just repeat it enough times, as though that'll somehow make it true.

 

[Watcher]

^ That is literally the next thing I was going to comment on. All the shit they say about "sex is degenerate" "why would you want to have sex anyway" "carnal pleasure is meaningless" etc etc, all the arguments in that vein, how the hell are they in a position to make a sound judgment on it??? It's like me saying that I hate a food I've never tried before. How would I know whether I like it or not?

If you ask me, it's just another attempt at a defense mechanism on their point, being in such utter denial to the point where they convince themselves they do know better if they just repeat it enough times, as though that'll somehow make it true.

You don't sound like a usual poster on Wizardchan