Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Count groudon]

I'm genuinely curious if Nick Bate is a wizard or not. The similarities he shares with many of the wizards we've seen in the past is uncanny at times, so I wouldn't be too surprised if he's used the site before.

Nah, Nick's not a wizard. He's still a terrible person though.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/78784.html

Wizards whine about the difference between depression and boredom.

>NEET
>bored all the time
>play videogames, browse chans, listen to music, masturbate, program and still feel bored and unsatisfied

Is it depression or boredom bros?
How does one stop this feeling?

Has nothing to do being a NEET.

I have been a sheeple for almost 3months now (Monday to quit though).

And I haven't done anything in my free time other than the same when I was a NEET.
So, pretty much nothing.

My initial drive to do anything at all has been always low.
I have realized that I wasn't meant to be anything great and be good at anything when I was a kid.

I know this Feel…

What eats me up the most is that I used to enjoy all of these things so much, when I was younger and still had hope that one day things might change.

But now I'm a bitter 26 year old jobless NEET virgin with no future, exhausted of life, and all of these things I used to enjoy just don't do much for me anymore, even in my best mood. I re-visit my old favorites and the magic isn't there anymore like it used to be; I've grown bitter and cynical and the sense of wonder and amazement that I used to have has been lost during some point in the struggle of my life that has made me so hardened and callous. Now what used to amuse and captivate me has dulled and become mere distraction, and a reminder of the past sense of wonder and amazement that I will never get back to experience ever again.

I Feel like the bad experiences of my life have traumatized me and killed my emotions and passions that I used to have. I am now dead inside. All I Feel anymore is loneliness, suffering, lament, and regret. The normals did this to me. I'm afraid I'll never get my living spirit back. I wish I was never born.

Boredom comes from lack of challenge, anon.

The whole work/play thing is emphasized for a reason. If you don't have something shitty to compare it to, playing all day begins to get old. Same thing with working all day.

You need a contrast in your life to provide meaning.

That's why I don't envy NEETs. They quite literally don't have any challenge, and that is more challenging in itself than going out into society and at least getting something to do with your time all day.

implying challenge is a good thing
implying challenge at work isn't just the fear of being laid out resulting in stress and depression
implying challenge isn't a normie thing
implying what we need is just a lot of money and love and sex and virtual reality.

I hate when slave wages come with challenges argument.

"Finding something positive about working? NORMALFAG!"

 

[wheat pasta]

The normals did this to me.

Spoiler

 

[WiseOldBadger]

Mates, this is wrong planet, an autism forum :http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums.html

Am I right in thinking this isn't really like wizard chan at all, if only for the fact that the people on this forum are generally seeking help and trying to improve their lives?

 

[RP 520]

Mates, this is wrong planet, an autism forum :http://www.wrongplanet.net/forums.html

Am I right in thinking this isn't really like wizard chan at all, if only for the fact that the people on this forum are generally seeking help and trying to improve their lives?

As awful of a place WrongPlanet can be, yes it's not Wizardchan as they actually do try to offer help and improve each others lives. Though WP could lean more towards the SJW side of things as there is a chunk of the community that thinks autism isn't a true disorder and is simply a different way of thinking and want "rights for autistics" ...whatever that is.

 

[Watcher]

I really do think their "plight" if you can call it that has more to do with laziness and boredom than it does with depression.

I know a lot of people will disagree with me on that, but if they actually got some genuine hobbies and interacted with other human beings outside. They'd start to grow as human beings and would cease to see the value in a sight like Wizardchan.

 

[Cwckifan]

Seriously though, that's a pretty warped interpretation of a woman's life, even by loveshy standards.

These aren't loveshy standards, these are WizardChan standards and they're even lower.

I'm just measuring against the monsters I usually encounter. But speaking of the loveshy crowd, yeah, they are truly godlike compared to the denizens of Wizardchan.

For what it's worth, loveshys (the non-crazy ones, anyway) aren't much more than hopeless romantics who congregate online over being unable to court the person of their dreams. They're generally not hostile, often work\socialize, are willing to change themselves to become more attractive, listen to women, and do form friendships (of sorts) with other loveshys. Really, they're typically far from the misanthropic, misogynistic, society-hating wizards who explicitly decry advancing beyond being an entitled toxic leech with no capacity to enrich the lives of themselves or others

 

[Daario Naharis]

implying what we need is just a lot of money and love and sex and virtual reality.

Correct me if I'm wrong... I may be mixing up Wizards and Loveshies here... But aren't they always bitching about how girls won't love/have sex with them?

 

[Watcher]

Correct me if I'm wrong... I may be mixing up Wizards and Loveshies here... But aren't they always bitching about how girls won't love/have sex with them?

No they're trying to find justification for why women won't have sex with them and coming up with weird ways to avoid women. Case in point, here's a guy who's sworn off masturbation.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79105.html

I am a 21 year old kissless virgin wizard apprentice. I have been doing NoFap for a little over a week and I want to describe some changes I've been going through:

I started NoFap because I read that it makes you more sociable. Being the melancholic faggot that I was, I decided to give it a try in hopes that it would magically make me find a girlfriend.

This was bordering on pseudoscience, but I decided to give it a shot since there was nothing else I could do.

The first 4 days or so were some of my worst. I was severely depressed. On the 3rd and 4th day, I spent hours fantasizing about killing myself. I felt especially depressed by how everyone could find a gf but I am too socially inept to find one, and I found comfort only in knowing that through suicide I could escape this life. These days were not just dull sadness like most days; they were agony.

But after I got to day 6, something changed. Girls didn't magically flock to me like I hoped they would. But that doesn't bother me.

For the past 3 days (I am on day 9 right now) I no longer am depressed about being a "hopeless" virgin. I don't even have a sex drive anymore. I don't even "fall in love" as severely with "cute faces" anymore. Women don't look that pretty to me anymore. My sex drive is DEAD, and my heart doesn't sink as much when I see attractive women. It's like I have been castrated. It is now within my willpower to block all thoughts concerning women out of my head. It feels so liberating.

In the NoFap community, this loss of libido is known as "flatlining". I really hope this loss of libido will continue for me permanently.

This has cured my immense sadness. I now feel just like I did when I was 12 years old - full of optimism and I have more of a desire to learn. I've been studying for my classes all day, and everything really "clicks". Learning is fun again.

I don't know if it really made me smarter, or if I am just feeling this way because with the distraction of succubi gone, I am able to focus on more important things.

BTW, in case you are wondering, the pic is of a girl who used to be in my class in the 5th grade that I used to have a crush on. Look how disgusting she looks today. The pic is a reminder that all looks fade, and half your income is a ridiculous price to pay for a companion who temporarily has a pretty face.

Side note: One interesting thing I have noticed while on NoFap is that caffeine seems more potent to me now. I used to need 200mg of caffeine to avoid a severe headache, and 400mg for any energy. I went two days with only drinking small amounts of tea (~50mg), and I had no headache and I was able to stay focused.

he will be normie soon, ban him!

Wait what? How is he going to be a normie?

You know what the one thing this guy didn't try to do in order to get a girlfriend? Going up and talking to them.

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Spoiler

Correct me if I'm wrong... I may be mixing up Wizards and Loveshies here... But aren't they always bitching about how girls won't love/have sex with them?

No they're trying to find justification for why women won't have sex with them and coming up with weird ways to avoid women. Case in point, here's a guy who's sworn off masturbation.

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/79105.html

I am a 21 year old kissless virgin wizard apprentice. I have been doing NoFap for a little over a week and I want to describe some changes I've been going through:

I started NoFap because I read that it makes you more sociable. Being the melancholic faggot that I was, I decided to give it a try in hopes that it would magically make me find a girlfriend.

This was bordering on pseudoscience, but I decided to give it a shot since there was nothing else I could do.

The first 4 days or so were some of my worst. I was severely depressed. On the 3rd and 4th day, I spent hours fantasizing about killing myself. I felt especially depressed by how everyone could find a gf but I am too socially inept to find one, and I found comfort only in knowing that through suicide I could escape this life. These days were not just dull sadness like most days; they were agony.

But after I got to day 6, something changed. Girls didn't magically flock to me like I hoped they would. But that doesn't bother me.

For the past 3 days (I am on day 9 right now) I no longer am depressed about being a "hopeless" virgin. I don't even have a sex drive anymore. I don't even "fall in love" as severely with "cute faces" anymore. Women don't look that pretty to me anymore. My sex drive is DEAD, and my heart doesn't sink as much when I see attractive women. It's like I have been castrated. It is now within my willpower to block all thoughts concerning women out of my head. It feels so liberating.

In the NoFap community, this loss of libido is known as "flatlining". I really hope this loss of libido will continue for me permanently.

This has cured my immense sadness. I now feel just like I did when I was 12 years old - full of optimism and I have more of a desire to learn. I've been studying for my classes all day, and everything really "clicks". Learning is fun again.

I don't know if it really made me smarter, or if I am just feeling this way because with the distraction of succubi gone, I am able to focus on more important things.

BTW, in case you are wondering, the pic is of a girl who used to be in my class in the 5th grade that I used to have a crush on. Look how disgusting she looks today. The pic is a reminder that all looks fade, and half your income is a ridiculous price to pay for a companion who temporarily has a pretty face.

Side note: One interesting thing I have noticed while on NoFap is that caffeine seems more potent to me now. I used to need 200mg of caffeine to avoid a severe headache, and 400mg for any energy. I went two days with only drinking small amounts of tea (~50mg), and I had no headache and I was able to stay focused.

he will be normie soon, ban him!

Wait what? How is he going to be a normie?

You know what the one thing this guy didn't try to do in order to get a girlfriend? Going up and talking to them.

There's also the fact that he's treating it as if it's some sort of life-changing revelation, when he just hasn't masturbated for a week and a half.
wow much lifechange, very science, such asexual.

 

[Cwckifan]

This guy talking about how the looks of his childhood crush have faded, is he trolling?

 

[Watcher]

This guy talking about how the looks of his childhood crush have faded, is he trolling?

No just absurdly jealous and unable to let things go.

Some more responses that made me lol a little.

>be neet
>edge dick for 12+ hours
>play vidya on one screen and fap to porn on the second screen
>cum like a firehose and spray tons of semen while almost collapsing from orgasming
>orgasm goes on for several minutes and feels intense as fuck
>whole body shaking and feel relieved
>go and take a shower and then go to bed
>wake up next day and repeat
>do this for years and still do
>one time I was fapping for 15 and a half hours

fuck nofap

masturbation is also one of the 4 pleasures that I need

Nofap is just normie bullshit. The only reason its even popular is because normals can have sex with succubi and still feel superior to everyone else. Look at this shit. One of the top results on a search for "sex" on the subreddit. There's no actual "struggle" if you can just go bang your girlfriend instead. They haven't quit anything, they're just transferring their sex drive onto something else. Imagine what would happen if normals had to give up all sexual contact for nofap instead of just masturbation.

Although I said all that, congratulations man. You're on the path to becoming a true wizard.

Same here, I can't go more than a minute without cumming

>TFW can't even enjoy fapping to waifu

There's also a few really disgusting and graphic stories on there. This is also nowhere near the first masturbation thread on Wizardchan and almost certainly not the last.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

>be neet
>edge dick for 12+ hours
>play vidya on one screen and fap to porn on the second screen
>cum like a firehose and spray tons of semen while almost collapsing from orgasming
>orgasm goes on for several minutes and feels intense as fuck
>whole body shaking and feel relieved
>go and take a shower and then go to bed
>wake up next day and repeat
>do this for years and still do
>one time I was fapping for 15 and a half hours

Um, I'd say this is... a not-completely-unremarkable ability.

If this guy enjoys sexual stimulation so much, maybe he should consider leaving his wizard basement after all and try to chat up some ladies... I mean, it's a bit of a talent wasted, no?

 

[Saney]

>be neet
>edge dick for 12+ hours
>play vidya on one screen and fap to porn on the second screen
>cum like a firehose and spray tons of semen while almost collapsing from orgasming
>orgasm goes on for several minutes and feels intense as fuck
>whole body shaking and feel relieved
>go and take a shower and then go to bed
>wake up next day and repeat
>do this for years and still do
>one time I was fapping for 15 and a half hours

Um, I'd say this is... a not-completely-unremarkable ability.

If this guy enjoys sexual stimulation so much, maybe he should consider leaving his wizard basement after all and try to chat up some ladies... I mean, it's a bit of a talent wasted, no?

The air outside of their basements is toxic to Wizards.

 

[exball]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my hands all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

 

[homerbeoulve]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my MANOS all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

Holy

 

[Night Terror]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my MANOS all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

I'm jealous

 

[Overcast]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my MANOS all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

Is that an exageration for how often this guy faps or does he ACTUALLY do that for 15 hours straight? If it's the latter, goddamn. That's just pathetic.

 

[Zim]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my MANOS all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

At least his girlfriends (the suave yet sensual lefty and the sensual yet suave righty) leave satisfied I guess.

I absolutely regret reading that.

 

[Watcher]

NSFW or eyes or sanity, open at your own risk.

Spoiler

>fapping for 15+ hours
>was drinking 3 or 4 litres of water over that timeframe
>need to piss very badly but need to cum first
>wasn't standing for 15 fucking hours and I also need to take a shit
>dick is already red and erection is sometimes hard but gets soft because its not easy to cocentrate
>feel that cum is starting to boil in my balls, all that precum made my MANOS all sticky and everything smells like old semen in my room
>i'm getting closer and closer
>suddenly my balls go numb and I get the hardest orgasm ever
>cum is exploding out of my penis and I'm so light-headed that I don't manage to get paper towels ready
>cum over PC/printer/keyboard/table/my seat/monitor and cum on myself
>after orgasm it feels like I get cramps in my balls
>20 minutes later I stand up and almost fall on my fucking face because my legs are ded
>it also takes fucking forever to remove that sticky shit
>balls still hurting
>i'm completely soaked in sweat, my fucking ass is also wet
>crawl to shower taking care of my balls so they don't touch anything
>get into shower after a few minutes I start to take a huge piss
>mfw it feels like a second orgasm, intense feel as long as I keep pissing
>get out of shower
>realise I still need to take a dump
>after i'm done I shower again
>get out of shower and crawl into bed
>balls are still hurting and my dick isn't shrinking like it should, its as big as it is when its hard
>wake up 5 hours later
>everything is fine
>turn on PC
>start up porn
>it begins again….

Is that an exageration for how often this guy faps or does he ACTUALLY do that for 15 hours straight? If it's the latter, goddamn. That's just pathetic.

When you have nothing to do all day you have a lot of time to practice.