Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Gorogoroth]

'Sullen were we in the air made sweet by the Sun; in the glory of his shining our hearts poured a bitter smoke. Sullen were we begun; sullen we lie forever in this ditch.'" ~Unending shout by the Sullen (Dante's Inferno, Canto VIII, Lines 121-124)
They've created a nice little hell for themselves. Best thing they could ever hear is that it's their own shitty attitudes that's bought them low. If the world really was conspiring against them then they really would have no hope.

 

[Artard]

http://wizardchan.org/meta/res/19293.html

Spoiler

With the robot in /r9k/ gone (or whatever that is), Wizardchan's /meta/ is now filled with threads complaining about the invasion of /v9k/ and the possible end of the /jp/ board.

The witch hunt continues.

I think it's hilarious that /r9k/ is too fucking whiney even for the screeching black hole of >tfw no gf called Wizardchan.

 

[Pikimon]

It's a good thing they'll never find our sleeper agent among their ranks who is at the moment sowing the seeds of normalfaggotry without any of them noticing.

 

[Watcher]

It's a good thing they'll never find our sleeper agent among their ranks who is at the moment sowing the seeds of normalfaggotry without any of them noticing.

YOU FOOL

Don't let them in on our sooper sekret plans.

 

[José Mourinho]

With /wiz/ still posting about their favourite shootings, how they want the ebola virus to wipe off these dang dirty normiescum and complaining about being banned from 4chan; /v9k/ being all FUCK WOMEN; I think it's back to normal... for now.

Oh yeah, forgot to spot this hilarious edgy post:

 

[Randall Fragg]

With /wiz/ still posting about their favourite shootings, how they want the ebola virus to wipe off these dang dirty normiescum and complaining about being banned from 4chan; /v9k/ being all FUCK WOMEN; I think it's back to normal... for now.

Oh yeah, forgot to spot this hilarious edgy post:

Oh snap, we just go, like, 'thuper burned. Calling people who criticize your lifestyle faggots and wishing cancer on them. Yeah, they sure showed us that they're sane and responsible adults.

 

[Enig]

What the fuck would they even do if they ever "inherited" the earth? They're all so reclusive and lazy that they'd never leave the house and the world would probably degrade to the point were it would be like a slightly lamer version of fallout .

Bitching and moaning. Bitching and moaning has changed.

 

[Arctic]

'Sullen were we in the air made sweet by the Sun; in the glory of his shining our hearts poured a bitter smoke. Sullen were we begun; sullen we lie forever in this ditch.'" ~Unending shout by the Sullen (Dante's Inferno, Canto VIII, Lines 121-124)
They've created a nice little hell for themselves. Best thing they could ever hear is that it's their own shitty attitudes that's bought them low. If the world really was conspiring against them then they really would have no hope.

Epic poetry is the best way to describe Wizardchan.

"Me miserable! which way shall I fly? Infinite wrath and infinite despair? Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell; And in the lowest deep a lower deep, Still threat’ning to devour me, opens wide, To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven." - Satan

Paradise Lost, book IV: Lines 73-78.

 

[Artard]

Epic poetry is the best way to describe Wizardchan..

"After I had identified a few
I saw and recognized the shade of him
who made, through cowardice, the Great Refusal.

"At once I understood with certainty:
this company contained the cowardly,
hateful to God and to His enemies.

"These wretched ones, who never were alive"

Inferno Canto III
(appropriately, describing the place of the "apathetic" in Hell)

 

[Ryan Rash]

Oh snap, we just go, like, 'thuper burned. Calling people who criticize your lifestyle faggots and wishing cancer on them. Yeah, they sure showed us that they're sane and responsible adults.

Thankfully for all involved, they shall die out in a generations. They abstain from any opportunity to procreate, so they shall be the last of their ilk.

 

[Pine Tar]

Thankfully for all involved, they shall die out in a generations. They abstain from any opportunity to procreate, so they shall be the last of their ilk.

You see, the beauty of that is the fact that wizards aren't created by their parents having sex. They're created by the ultimate culmination of a culture that gave kids awards without even trying, so ergo, they should get laid without putting any effort into improving themselves.

 

[Arctic]

You see, the beauty of that is the fact that wizards aren't created by their parents having sex. They're created by the ultimate culmination of a culture that gave kids awards without even trying, so ergo, they should get laid without putting any effort into improving themselves.

I don't think this culture necessarily created the "wizard", though it probably did spawn a few. There's been people like this ever since there have been autistics and indulgent parents, but now the internet has brought them all together under one name.

 

[Gorogoroth]

It's a shame they're not out and about, some of these guys are really fucking hilarious. I get most of my laughs these days from wizardchan.

Some of their replies are so venomously funny.The different Feels and frogs they use cracks me up, this one here in particular. I think, just get out there and b urself , bro.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

It's a shame they're not out and about, some of these guys are really fucking hilarious. I get most of my laughs these days from wizardchan.View attachment 5182
Some of their replies are so venomously funny.The different Feels and frogs they use cracks me up, this one here in particular. I think, just get out there and b urself , bro.

They're too focused on playing victims to society, unfortunately. All that rage and hatred isn't healthy.

 

[Artard]

I've been collecting "wizard porn" for awhile, these are a couple of my favorite images. I'm never going to visit Africa so I have to take my honkey David Attenborough impulses out on another form of wildlife.

A comic for those who don't like to read.

Spoiler: living the dream

This one requires reading, a recent post that became one of my favorites.

Spoiler: can we even understand his magic

 

[Pine Tar]

They're too focused on playing victims to society, unfortunately. All that rage and hatred isn't healthy.

They need to get laid.

 

[Null]

They need to get laid.

I think the majority of them just need something to give a shit about.

 

[Count groudon]

I think the majority of them just need something to give a shit about.

Like getting laid

 

[Null]

I don't think sex changes people.

 

[Dio Brando]

I don't think sex changes people.

That is true. Afterall, look at Chris.

And as for wizardchan.....This is just sad. Why ENCOURAGE being a lazy fuck with no future?