You're just an attention whore, Ron is better than you, that's why you felt the need to call the cops on him and snitch, cause you're a pussy. That's all you'll ever be. Same with this guy I'm dealing with. I got time and strength for all of ya.
@WolfeTone I want you to know, sincerely, that this event that totally for realsies happened is awesome. "You must have syphilis with your bald-head", hooo boy! Gottem! I bet he still has trouble sitting down after that one. Holy crap, you're like a badass or something. What a thrilling and just down-right plausible adventure!
Had to come up with it off the top of my head. Don't hate, you'd probably not have thought up a better one as you were walking away, having been threatened for standing on the street.
You're damn right. If someone pointed a gun at me, I'd probably have shit myself and started begging for my life in sobbing hysterics. I doubt I'd even be man enough to come up with a funny zinger that I could edit in after-the-fact when I was retelling the dramatized story to internet strangers for upcummies. So you've got me beat, that's for sure.
He didn't point it at me I don't think, I have glasses so while I was focusing on taking a picture of his license plate he could have, but even if he did I wouldn't have mentioned it, I don't want my right or anyone else's right to defensively posture on their property when God-knows-who is right outside, I'm just trying to stop the noise at 3-4-5-6 AM. Which it seems I have.
Has anyone called you a hero yet? Allow me to be the first. You're a hero, @WolfeTone. And you were wise to christen the halls of our hallowed paypig clubhouse with tales of your honest, truthful and very non-fictional endeavors.
Thankyou for your very sincere praise. I'll take my reddit gold in the form of solid gold bars please.
Cars have to yield to pedestrians in neighborhoods you monkey. I can walk wherever the fuck I want, I can block you if I want and there's not shit you can do about it because it's a residential zone. Reactfags should stay in their discords.
And then the whole bus clapped, and Obama gave you a crisp $100 bill, and then the bum said Oppa homeless style.
Yeah, you really should've. And you've been here long enough to know that, so I really don't understand how this happened.
Read the OP
I did. The whole thing. instead of bothering the dude so you get the cops called on you call the police on him. you literally didn't do that once in the story. what's a petition going to do?
