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Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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Being sad about your parents dying is a first world problem? Fuck this guy
What's funny is that Phil is so stupid that he doesn't understand obvious phrases, whilst speaking big words pretending that they are part of his vocabulary. He never disappoints when it comes to being a lolcow.
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DSP is the living definition of what having "first world problems" means.
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Cancer is a universal problem, Internet fundraising is a first world attempt at a solution to said problem. Dave doesn't understand what he's arguing with people about as usual.
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Is it too late to change my vote that this all and act and “DarksydePhil” is a character created by comedic genius Philip Burnell in order to troll the internet?
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Ah, and as a double throatpunch, he also demonstrates his comprehensive ignorance of the meaning of "intangible", lol.
And as usual, plugs this little gem of his tenuous grasp on the English language right in the middle of a grandstanding, acidic rant of showing his entire ass off about some other phrase he's using without a shred of awareness as to its reality-based definition.
Lol I have to wonder how much of this shit is just how dim he is, vs. if this kind of shit is still what spits out of him after he frantically consults the innurnets after he gets called out on his word/phrase-related retardations.
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This one is wrong though. He calls playing a game "cold turkey" when he hasn't read or watched anything about the game prior to playing it for the first time.
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Agreed. Normal people call it "playing blind" or "thrown in cold water". The last phrase might have caused the confusion in Phil, but by his valedictorian smartness it may mean "racial genocide" or some shit.
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I say this all the time, but you speak/write in excellent English, far above the level of most native speakers I know. This makes you sort of a poor example but it still needs to be pointed out that it's not even your first fucking language & you roll that derpy spacker up & smoke his ass constantly on this front.
Makes it even more hilarious than it already is when you pop up with new observations about his dyslexicon.
Valedictorian....
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Half of intermediate level English speakers would destroy Philburt on idioms, I mean there's so many examples in this thread of Phil using idioms incorrectly that we should ask ourselves if there's any idiom that he does use correctly.
Now when it comes to learning English as a second language with a teacher, it usually depends on the country or even on the teacher on whether they even teach idioms and what method they use if they do. In my experience where I'm from they teach idioms in context with a sentence and help students by either putting a sentence right below it but with the idiomatic phrase substituted for a plain one, or they put in an idiomatic phrase from our language that has the exact same meaning so hey associate that phrase in English with the one in their native language. Half the students will not get it and not know the meanings of idioms and half of them will understand all of the idioms, some of which not even needing the sentences which are there to help them grasp the meaning because they got it just from the context. That's just how learning languages works, in the general population some will be much worse than it than others.
Now Phil, according to an earlier post which pointed out what he said, has studied idiomatic phrases in detail at some point in his schooling. I know that he said that he studied one phrase just one semester, but I think he meant to say that it was just one of the phrase that was taught in that semester in high school. I have no idea how a native English speaker, let alone a VALEDICTORIAN, can learn all of those idiomatic expressions wrong.
Did the teachers not correct him which is why he learned the wrong meaning to so many idiomatic phrases? Did he go to school with a bunch of 70 IQ troglodytes where he was just the biggest fish in a small pond? Is Phil just a dirty liar? I'll just let you decide.
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Not sure if anyone made a summary clip for the rainy day funds... but I made one.
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Does his high school alma mater have or had a separate valedictorian for the special ed program?
What amazes me is that these idioms are so obvious. I'm not a native speaker and had never heard of "rainy day funds", but the meaning is so evident.
Phil has got to be autistic. Jesus. I wonder what other gems are hidden inside that gouty head. Is a "blessing in disguise" a blessing with a mustache hiding from the person to be blessed? "Once on a blue moon" is something so rare that it never happens, since I've never seen a blue moon.
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When people did the research, his high school was one of the lowest ranked in the state for education but one of the highest in diversity and athletics.
My guess is many of his classmates dinna speaka the English or were blacks who didn't study and just played sports.
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I doubt even the slummiest schools over the planet would teach their students incorrect meanings for phrases. DSP is just a massive tard.
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“Bahg” standard - “I’ve never heard that terminology before.“
Another annoying old Phil-ism is to sing to the tune of the “Pure Imagination” song from Willy Wonka.
Another annoying old Phil-ism is to sing to the tune of the “Pure Imagination” song from Willy Wonka.
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Not sure if this has already been said but "Ghost of SUSHI-MA"
Of course he doesn't know what a Karen is, haha, I bet he thinks those women are acting perfectly normal if it weren't for their masks.