Michael Janke
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is it just me or does phil sound slightly more comprehensible when he's mocking the superchat in slow speak.
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Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"
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micromanage: control every aspect all the way down to the finest mundane detail
dsmicromanage: control barely any aspect
dsmicromanage: control barely any aspect
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He also often confuses micromanagement with microanalyzing. As in"Trolls micromanage my life". The only subjects managing his life are his both moms.
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It kind of triggers me hearing him say "thus" instead of "this", for example recently in this video (just watch the first 15s and try not to vomit at the burps and snorts):
I am guessing he thinks it makes him sound like a big brain ye olde English scholor, like some autist using words like "thou" or "whom" all the time. And if he was someone else I might even think they were trolling. But Phil has demonstrably shown that is he a complete idiot living in his own bubble where he is the smartest, most infallible man on the planet. He did nothing wrong, and did everything correct! And I am sure if someone ever challenged him on this, like "hey Phil, you are using thus wrong, it actually means "therefore" and not "this"" he would pigsplain that is DOES mean "this" and every English teacher in his life told him that, so it must be true or you just learned differently or don't understand.
Case in point for why this entire thread exists:
I am guessing he thinks it makes him sound like a big brain ye olde English scholor, like some autist using words like "thou" or "whom" all the time. And if he was someone else I might even think they were trolling. But Phil has demonstrably shown that is he a complete idiot living in his own bubble where he is the smartest, most infallible man on the planet. He did nothing wrong, and did everything correct! And I am sure if someone ever challenged him on this, like "hey Phil, you are using thus wrong, it actually means "therefore" and not "this"" he would pigsplain that is DOES mean "this" and every English teacher in his life told him that, so it must be true or you just learned differently or don't understand.
Case in point for why this entire thread exists:
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I think it finally just clicked for me on how he came to fundamentally misunderstand what a rainy day fund is. I'm imagining his English class he claimed to study the meaning of a rainy day fund was actually discussing idioms and "save it for a rainy day" was one brought up.
A rainy day fund is an actual thing with a financial definition. It's naming is based on the idiom so I think that's what confused him. Phil's mind must have thought: a fund is a pool of money. Money saved for a rainy day is set aside like a fund. Therefore that's what a rainy day fund is.
If you apply his definition of rainy day fund to the idiom instead of the financial term it's much more in line with some of the ways people use the phrase; especially how a school student who doesn't have to worry about their income would come to understand it. Grandma gives me $50 and says save it for a rainy day. It literally rains and ruins my plans, I can use the $50 to do something else. It doesn't have to be financial: I'm saving this frozen lasagna for a rainy day. I was stuck in traffic for three hours because some idiot crashed his car on the highway and now I can't make a fresh gourmet robust meal. I will prepare the rainy day lasagna tonight.
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You aren't the only one, I agree as thus. I think it would be great if thusly one of his paypigs asked him to address thus thudly, "Hey Phil how comes you seem to use thus as a replacemnt for this? They don't have the same meaning and it makes you look bad." thudly.
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New Entry: Qualifying Question
He's used this phrase 3 times already and another 2 times just in today's prestream.
DSP's definition: A question that begs the point. For example, today someone asked "Why do you slur in the modern era?" To which he said "This is a qualifying question, because it assumes that I slur in the modern era"
What he meant to say: Leading Question or Loaded Question
He's used this phrase 3 times already and another 2 times just in today's prestream.
DSP's definition: A question that begs the point. For example, today someone asked "Why do you slur in the modern era?" To which he said "This is a qualifying question, because it assumes that I slur in the modern era"
What he meant to say: Leading Question or Loaded Question
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Not to mention "qualifying question" is a term used by salesmen, it's most likely a term Dementia Phil learned when he went to business school.
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Today's prestream January 19, 2022 he mentioned being a Blue Collar Worker all because he plays video games.
Blue-collar worker refers to workers who engage in hard manual labor, typically agriculture, manufacturing, construction, mining, or maintenance. ... Blue-collar originates from the common appearance of a manual worker's attire: blue jeans, overalls, or boilersuits
Words have meaning, DSP.
Blue-collar worker refers to workers who engage in hard manual labor, typically agriculture, manufacturing, construction, mining, or maintenance. ... Blue-collar originates from the common appearance of a manual worker's attire: blue jeans, overalls, or boilersuits
Words have meaning, DSP.
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That's right. If we were to use his logic, he's closer to a white-collar worker. Since he works in an "office".
Nothing about this makes sense.
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lol. White collar guys come home from the office to become blue collar workers just because they play video games.
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No they only get the blue when in addition to playing videogames they start to talk. Quite the heavy lifting, oof.
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The credit for compiling the bits goes to An1337, it gives all the context for the blue collar thing.
You can see him brainwashing himself into believing his ridiculous analogy as he speaks, arguing this in the context of content creation but it still fails.
He sees himself as the honest underdog that has to rely on quality and dedication in order to keep streaming, while others have to resort to clickbait, gimmicks, etc. This is what people call cope, his lack of success is excused by this.
So in his mind the white collar worker gets sponsors, hires editors and exploits the algorithm for views; the blue collar like him "puts in the work", AKA clicks start recording, tweets, waits for tips and clicks upload. His commentary is often lackluster and the topics always end up in fast food so don't get me started, it's quantity over quality.
You can see him brainwashing himself into believing his ridiculous analogy as he speaks, arguing this in the context of content creation but it still fails.
He sees himself as the honest underdog that has to rely on quality and dedication in order to keep streaming, while others have to resort to clickbait, gimmicks, etc. This is what people call cope, his lack of success is excused by this.
So in his mind the white collar worker gets sponsors, hires editors and exploits the algorithm for views; the blue collar like him "puts in the work", AKA clicks start recording, tweets, waits for tips and clicks upload. His commentary is often lackluster and the topics always end up in fast food so don't get me started, it's quantity over quality.
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I'm curious where in his gin soaked mind he pulled that phrase from, but it seems like it will be the new thus.
Just imagine if he hadf to do that. He would complain about his nonexistant back injury all day long.
On a more seriopus note I fully believe he heard of post nasal drip and other medical ailments he claims to have from a medical journal or something he read a decade ago and started using it as pity bucks.
Draventren
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I like to try and decipher what the fuck Phil is trying to say when he says retarded shit like this. I think, and bare in mind this is me trying to take apart his entirely logical and rational mind so I could be completely off base, that what he is trying to say is either:
1. He's the working man's content creator. That people come home from their labour jobs, kick off their steel toes, and sit down to hear his opinions on video games and what kind of poop or dick they are. I don't know why he would think thus, since: his streams are in the middle of the work day for most blue collar workers (same for most white collar workers frankly) and from what we know about his fans they're not really in the situation for any blue collar work that isn't greeter at Wall-Mart.
2. He meant low-brow. Which is accurate.
The tangent he went off on just seems like his usual fake shit about how he's the little guy. I don't think, in his head at least, he was claiming to be blue-collar. He never would since it's beneath him. I think he was trying to draw a line between how the common man is a seen as a blue collar worker, and he's the common man's gamer.
In short, he's a retard who's brain don't work so good, regardless of what he meant.