Phil is playing a WWE game and a wrestler with a skeleton costume makes his entrance on the ring and is walking like a zombie, Phil says the following:
"Looks like this skeleton myha back issues, I think he might be mabba(??) be checkout by a uhh..by a bone doctor"
Are there even bone doctors? The best result I can get by googling it is orthopedic doctor, and by the way I'm only typing like a retard because that's how much of a mush mouth Phil is, it's just that our brains fill in the blanks and we kinda get the message.
"He couldn't even walk in, he's got he's got
*looks to the side because his retarded mind can't remember the word* bone...atrophy...syndrome" (he said this 3 words with 1 second pauses in between).
Bone atrophy? Does this dent mean osteoporosis? 10 seconds before saying this instead of saying "I hope he doesn't walk like that in the ring" he said "IHUA he doesn't walk like that in the ring" , this mush mouth drunk can't even pronounce words properly, it's so frustrating when you are trying to transcribe his words because even though your brain fills in the blanks he sounds like a absolute drunk retard with stroke mouth.
Also after he said "bone atrophy syndrome" he followed up with "he needs a marrow transplant, someone contact the authorities, and the doctor and everyone" This commentary is so fucking retarded, why would you need to contact the authorities because a guy needs a marrow transplant? how is that funny? why would you contact, in the context of that joke, your municipal government or state government, why would they give a shit? A doctor I understand but he says "the doctor" as implying there is only one capable of doing it , it would be like if there is a fire in the game and he said "contact the firefighter" , and why would you also contact
everyone? Why does everyone need to know he needs a marrow transplant? I'm used to him being a terrible streamer but when you sit down to transcribe his words you realize how retarded and boring his commentary is.
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I forgot to mention that when the skeleton wrestler enter the rings he enters in such a way he falls to the mat rather than walking in normally (because he is pretending to be a zombie or something) and Phil in response to this is ACK ACK ACKing loudly and leaning to the side for some reason, how is that funny? how is the wrestler acting like a zombie funny? because he fell down on the mat? does he laugh at characters falling over like a 5 year old watching a cartoon? Jesus. This whole post is about 30 seconds of his stream, you could do this all the time, his commentary is so dented and boring you could micro-analyze it all day.
