Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Balr0g]

“idiot”
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"moron"
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"stupid"
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"dumb"
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I call these graphs "the toxification of DSP"

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"pertinent"

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil is reviewing some flavored berry energy drink and said he can't tell which berry was used for it, "I can't tell any definitive berry" , I think he meant to say specific berry.

He said at 11:09:10 of PoP re-stream.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

"a lot of people"

 

[Iron Father]

Is it just me or has he been overusing "do you know what I am saying" recently?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Is it just me or has he been overusing "do you know what I am saying" recently?

Graph proves you right.
"know what I'm saying"

 

[marlintan]

Graph proves you right.
"know what I'm saying"
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No I do not know what you are saying.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

No I do not know what you are saying.

It's a graph of how many times he said that phrase per month, genius.

 

[Preferred Penne]

It's a graph of how many times he said that phrase per month, genius.

 

[Pass_The_Remote]

If I hear him say that he will "imbibe himself on alcohol" one more time...

I'm just sick of him using bigger words in a way to make himself feel smart, gis dents are already cult members leave the English language alone.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

“double new release day”
Phil’s meaning: any day where he plays 2 recently released games
actual meaning: when you get day 1 views on 2 games in the same day
“adpocalypse”
Phil’s meaning: his shitty Nostalgia Crtiic ripoff react to commercials marathahn
actual meaning: something about YouTube changing the way the ad system works

 

[Swallow Moon]

A term Phil uses as an insult often, that just bugs me: "Mouth-drooling"

Isnt that redundant? Where else would you drool from?

He seems to fall into redundancy more often when he is trying to insult someone or something. "This is stupid, stupidly dumb," is something he said in a TIHYDP I watched for instance.
The salt devolves him to the point he can only call things a stupid dumb idiot, then make a few scat references to drive the maturity home.

 

[Iron Father]

Yeah the "mouth-drooling" thing feels to me like a DSPism that comes from "mouth-breather," which actually makes sense.

 

[Corpun]

Human characteristic imbued moose

Ogre-style enemy

 

[ZehnBoat]

was farting around on the social style media when a word caught my eye

https://twitter.com/LightSydePauI/status/1592562172177313798

THEREFORE
the precursor to thus
completely unneeded here

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

“physics barrier”
origin: Sonic Frontiers playthrough
what Phil actually meant: invisible wall
context: “the physics barrier is bugged, I can’t get past it”

 

[RougeRed]

Man, we need a thread just for these, I forgot how much fun PigPigGo charts are.

 

[RougeRed]

 

[UncleTusky]

Today's stream showed that Phil still remembers the term "qualifying question" from earlier this year, but now has a different wrong definition:

Real definition: Sales term to figure out what the customer wants and if the sales rep should keep working with him/her.
Old Pigspeak definition: A leading or loaded question.
New Pigspeak definition: An inherently subjective question because the answer depends on the specific life circumstances and value judgments of the person answering (I think, his whole answer was nonsensical because he used the question "What is Kat's favorite holiday" as an excuse to go on a self-pitying, possibly sloshed rant about working retail).

Source:

DSP doesn't know what Khet's favourite holiday is (November 20, 2022)

DSP is asked about Khet's favourite holiday, but can't answer and makes the question about himself. They're soulmates, guys!#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aq...

www.youtube.com

 

[Iron Father]

"qualifying question"

I really hope someone baits him into pigsplaining this one.