Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

"Mansion like house"
I’d like to call that “mansion like house” and raise you with a “Joe Average Person”.

Personally I’m starting to be 50/50 on whether it’s social isolation that has caused Phil’s language to degenerate, or whether he’s an alien from Planet Gout who’s doing his darnest to fit in with the locals.

“Hullo fellow Joe Average Person! My name is Phil and as you can see I’m a mahture human ahdult with an on-demand streaming jahb on YouTube! Mind if we go inside your mansion style house?”

*T POSE*

“We can continue this conversation in your rahbust, living style room while eating home cooked meals and having chill kahnversation and pahsitive support?”
 
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Personally I’m starting to be 50/50 on whether it’s social isolation that has caused Phil’s language to degenerate,
Going back and looking at very early DSP khantent his language skill were never that impressive. A lot of the DSP isms we laugh about today was a thing back then as well.

But his launguage skill have clearly deteriorated and that has to be tied to his social isolation, I've pointed out before that since he moved to the Wakando he havent really had any conversation with any person aside from Panda, Khet, his mom and and people that he gets godds and services from. And I suspect that him and Khet are barely talking to each other.

So we have a 80-85IQ person (at best) with no or at best limited interaction for close to a decade that spends 7-8 hours a day only talking to spergs in his North Korean chat. That has to kill you language skill like we see with Phil.

We can continue this conversation in your rahbust, living style room while eating home cooked costum meals and having chill kahnversation and pahsitive support?”
EDIT: Spelling/Grammar 'case I'm a dent.
 
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So we have a 80-85IQ person (at best) with no or at best limited interaction for close to a decade that spends 7-8 hours a day that only talk to spergs in his North Korean chat. That has to kill you language skill like we see with Phil.
don't forget an ego that forces in unneeded or badly used words to seem smarter than he actually is
 
Going back and looking at very early DSP khantent his language skill were never that impressive. A lot of the DSP isms we laugh about today was a thing back then as well.

But his launguage skill have clearly deteriorated and that has to be tied to his social isolation, I've pointed out before that since he moved to the Wakando he havent really had any conversation with any person aside from Panda, Khet, his mom and and people that he gets godds and services from. And I suspect that him and Khet are barely talking to each other.

So we have a 80-85IQ person (at best) with no or at best limited interaction for close to a decade that spends 7-8 hours a day only talking to spergs in his North Korean chat. That has to kill you language skill like we see with Phil.


EDIT: Spelling/Grammar 'case I'm a dent.

One thing that always gets me, is how he always talks about shit in various variations.

A game is a “Piece of shat!” A dent is a “piece of fecal matter tuh huh”, a level is a “steaming pile of crap!”

By the grace of god, DSP, you’re over FORTY years old. Is your constant fecal focus really… Age appropriate? FFS man, it was kinda cringe when he was in his 20ies. Now it’s just sad.
 
king's field
If ever there was a game series where he'd need his hand to be held (through tips, of course), it would be King's Field. And because I seriously doubt anyone that has ever been a fan of his even knows what King's Field is...that series would be wage quit less than 20 minutes in. I enjoyed the games when they came out, but as a mentally deranged person like myself, I found them to be quite cryptic at the age I played them.
 
At 17.:50 you can hear him say "tension" instead of attention. He was talking about how his videos are not getting enough contributions and is comparing it to previous reacts that he made: "If you notice the other react content I did last year, like the Rob Gavigan stuff? That didn't do that well at all, it actually didn't do well, it was very slow and didn't get much tension"


It's also funny that 2 minutes later he is talking about how a video on that channel has 10k views and that's the most he ever had on that channel, then a few seconds later he sees older videos that had tens of thousands of views and excuses it as those are "old vlog videos", I love how his narcissistic mind ignores the reality that he has a dead channel and that a burger review from 8 years ago gets more views than the most popular videos he uploads today.
 
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"There may be a monkey wrench thrown in that."

He said this in his latest daily fap, but checking on pigpiggo he's been saying it a lot. It's obvious what he means but the phrase is simply 'throwing a wrench into X'

 
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At 17.:50 you can hear him say "tension" instead of attention. He was talking about how his videos are not getting enough contributions and is comparing it to previous reacts that he made: "If you notice the other react content I did last year, like the Rob Gavigan stuff? That didn't do that well at all, it actually didn't do well, it was very slow and didn't get much tension"
You high? He pretty clearly says "attention" not "tension."
 
I'll take your word for it, but if you have to slow it down to 0.25x to make it sound like "tension" that's pretty nitpicky.
 
Listen to it again at 0.25x, he never even says the "a" of attention and he didn't finish it the word in "tion", he finished it in "sion", he said tension not attention. I expect an apology email DM.
I'll take your word for it, but if you have to slow it down to 0.25x to make it sound like "tension" that's pretty nitpicky.

I hear tension even at normal speed, but I don't think that's him misusing the word. I think this instance falls under mush-mouth from Mr. Professional On Video Speaker
 
ingenious in reference to people in ToTK making complex machines or something for fun. You're looking for genius dumbass.

Also from when he introduced his latest bubble gimmicks, Bubble juice and 'good quality bubbles'

My brother in christ, bubbles are literally soapy water and air. I can blow bubbles with my hands and I literally have. So glad this retard 100% walks down the kiddy aisle looking like he belongs on the sex offender registry buying more soapy water for his bubbles.
 
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Phil read a superchat claiming to have had their car broken into in an attempt to steal a car seat that the thief failed at removing. Mature adult Phil thought a car seat was the chair the driver or passenger sits on rather than a removable safety restraint for small children.
 
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