Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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Phil read a superchat claiming to have had their car broken into in an attempt to steal a car seat that the thief failed at removing. Mature adult Phil thought a car seat was the chair the driver or passenger sits on rather than a removable safety restraint for small children.
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That's shocking considering Linda probably had Phil in a car seat at least until middle school.
 
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Fuck I'm glad I never even tried to watch Piggy live he's like fucking Calliou never shutting up "huh, what? why? what's this? Why is this that? Where is that thing do?" If this wasn't him being himself I'd swear he was trying out for a role in an informercial as bumbling idiot #1 that's impressed with a glorified blender that can mix fruit AND yogurt.
 
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I hate how he keeps using business terms for his retarded streams:
  • "I need you guys to buy into SF6": As if people giving him money were acquiring part of the business, you are buying part of the stream wheelchairs! If you buy into a game he will play more of that game, it's similar if you don't think too much about it.
  • "On demand style videos": On demand is something produced when a client needs it, talking to a doctor online, delivery on demand, etc.
  • "Detractor": A marketing term based on the Net Promoter Score(NPS) used to talk about people who are detractors of a product or brand, Passive or Promoters depending on how satisfied they are.
  • "Meaningful": A term used in business to say that your product needs to make a difference in order to be valued by costumers, you need to offer them a value proposition that will improve their life, if you product is not meaningful in the eyes of the customer then they won't buy it.
  • "Liquidity": Example "I have no liquidity because I don't have credit", liquidity means how easy it is to turn into cash, products in a warehouse have low liquidity while a gold coin has very high liquidity, he keeps using words wrong.
  • "My company is not bankrupt": While company includes sole proprietorship this is the equivalent of calling you human instead of a man or a woman, he is trying to make himself like a company owner when he streams from a room in his house, a room that is filled with dust and tangled cables from his electronics, and in that room he plays video games.
  • "Cooling solution": You know how a lot of companies include "solution" in their name? It's because business is all about creating solutions, this language is specially used in the Business to Business environment (B2B), how the fuck is a CPU cooler and thermal paste a "cooling solution"? Sorry I misquoted him, he called thermal paste "thermal gel" instead, it's like calling an SSD a data storage solution.
I'm sure there are more examples I can't remember right now.
 
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Disinfect

He says this every time Jasper scratches him. I admit I don't have too much experience with being scratched by cats. but the few times I have been that shit doesn't need disinfected.

This retard thinks any little scratch will get infected and require amputation.

Also he was talking about how he wouldn't do EVO stuff today because of his family and he misunderstood how tours work, because plenty of musicians, professional sports players, etc are away from their families for months at a time. Phil seems to think if you go on tour you just abandon your family ties.
 
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Corpun said:
This retard thinks any little scratch will get infected and require amputation.

Also he was talking about how he wouldn't do EVO stuff today because of his family and he misunderstood how tours work, because plenty of musicians, professional sports players, etc are away from their families for months at a time. Phil seems to think if you go on tour you just abandon your family ties.
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He's probably allergic to cat scratches.

lmao that's fucking hilarious. In the day and age of instant communication? What planet does he live on?

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"Stats" as in PC specs.

He's been misusing that word like that for at least a decade.
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He's talking about Hogan pixel stats and applying it to everything.
 
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"Thus"

"Thus" is used to indicate when an event is a direct consequence of the previous event.

For example: "I received no tips from OIC today, thus I dined on lunch meat".

Phil just randomly replaces "this" with "thus" when he is about to pigsplain something, cause he thinks it makes him sound smart.

"My schedule for today is thus, begging, disinterested gamplay, begging some more".

The first part is not even an event.

He is not even consistent with it, only when he remembers he's about to attempt pignosis mid sentence.
 
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Corpun said:
Disinfect

He says this every time Jasper scratches him. I admit I don't have too much experience with being scratched by cats. but the few times I have been that shit doesn't need disinfected.

This retard thinks any little scratch will get infected and require amputation.
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Ah this one I can explain, because I've heard that you wanna be real careful with cat scratches. The logic being that they walk in their litter box and they actually break skin compared to like say a dog. Now, if that's actually something someone's gotten sick from, god knows. But, I was raised by a germaphobe.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Ah this one I can explain, because I've heard that you wanna be real careful with cat scratches. The logic being that they walk in their litter box and they actually break skin compared to like say a dog. Now, if that's actually something someone's gotten sick from, god knows. But, I was raised by a germaphobe.
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Never heard of this but I guess it makes sense. Then again I was the time of retard to let my dog lick my face when he was still alive because the fucker wouldn't stop anyways if I pushed him away.

Considering Casa de Gout's ant problems, I'm sure Jasper KitTy's litterbox is a fucking biohazard.
 
"Last hurrah of summer."

He said something like this about a week ago and now we get this gem. Khantext, he is talking about the boiling, excrutiating unprecedented heatwave of 90 degree weather (lmao).


I'm leaving two timestamps for the same video because I don't want to clog this post up with the game video

2:06 What happens if you fail? They become incarcerated do they become excommunicated from the country?

The word you are looking for Phil is exile, not excommunicate. You're a fucking raised Catholic, can't you get this shit right?

1:04 He does call the colored smoke the right thing here but later on in the video gin brain takes over and he calls it red fireworks again.
 
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