Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[BlastMonk]

"Work hours 9 to 6 so it's a full part-time day"

 

[Culex]

“shooting ducks in a barrel”

 

[neger psykolog]

"regular scheduled normalcy"

 

[millais]

Not a misuse, but Piggy recently used the KF-originated euphemism of "exceptional individual" in place of "retard". Another correlating data point suggesting he lurks here?

Spoiler: timestamped video clip

 

[Iron Father]

He can't read a message if there's a spelling error yet he can perfectly translate Jayde's barely sentient input.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

"I now use a dedicated mid-range to low-end high-range gaming pc"

 

[millais]

"I now use a dedicated mid-range to low-end high-range gaming pc"

That's a really long way to say "lemon"

 

[MomentumShafted]

Idk if it's been mentioned yet, but the way he described a "First Playthrough" as a "Cold Play"

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Idk if it's been mentioned yet, but the way he described a "First Playthrough" as a "Cold Play"

Checked PPG, he's been saying this for 10 years:

Timestamp: 5:16
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=crHL-sv-hbM

 

[MomentumShafted]

Checked PPG, he's been saying this for 10 years:

Timestamp: 5:16
https://preservetube.com/watch?v=crHL-sv-hbM

Beautiful lmao. I first caught on to him saying that, during his Joon The King Doc react. He said "Cold Play" instead of Cold Play Through. None-the-less it's still funny af

 

[A Piece of Coal]

His mush mouth has been really bad lately. Maybe the stroke mouth will finally consume him.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

His mush mouth has been really bad lately. Maybe the stroke mouth will finally consume him.

It seems like it comes and goes (probably based on how much gin he's had)

 

[Iron Father]

Also how heated he is. If he's playing SF or COD it's a pure roll of the dice if he manages to speak decipherable English.

 

[millais]

Pig just opened a sepia-toned WWE trading card, and repeatedly and prominently mispronounced sepia as "seh-pee-uh" or "sep-ee-uh" instead of "seepia"

edit: now he just repeatedly mispronounced familiar as "fur-miliar"
edit: and now he just repeatedly mispronounced savanna as "suh-vonna"

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"I now use a dedicated mid-range to low-end high-range gaming pc"

Sounds like something from Jason Genova.
Mid low high end PC cost 500 1000 700 buck good deal sickening deal sickening

 

[Prince Lotor]

Idk if it's been mentioned yet, but the way he described a "First Playthrough" as a "Cold Play"

Probably a variation on his expression of calling a Blind Playthrough "going in Cold Turkey".

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I owed the Caliph...over 5000 shekels.

Inshallah we will hit the tips goal tonight. ☝

 

[Pattern Noticer]

"they can rise their prices"

 

[Culex]

“ice freeze”
“flavorful flavor”

 

[Dave's Mailman]

“ice freeze”
“flavorful flavor”

Phil's final boss: Robust tangy authentic urban-style flavorful freshly made X