Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I'm might be dumb on this one but I heard "middle of the morning" and wondered if I ever head that before. Normally it's early or late morning, there's no real middle.
Also, any word he says ending in "sh" makes my skin crawl.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

"Mano on Mano" used to describe a one on one fighting game.
20:21:45 April 20th Disco Elysium

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"So I'm currently talking with MallMart right now" - DSP on his Switch 2 preorder fail

 

[Abscission]

"If anything my arithmetic will never falter because I have to daily add all day"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"A lot of the times these peepol conjugate with others who are assholes, right?"
Detractors are so dehumanized we're not even nouns anymore, we're verbs now. To his credit he did correct himself a few moments later and said that those peepol congregate.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

“It’s the cherry on the ice”.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

“It’s the cherry on the ice”.

Zap brannigan school of sayings and idioms

 

[Culex]

“terrestrial old-school radio”

 

[Malakim Phoros]

“terrestrial old-school radio”

Technically he's not wrong by saying terrestrial radio. That's what fm and am radio is called. He's just using a big words to sound more smarter

 

[Culex]

“I will be having an inebriation”

 

[Culex]

“pecking duck” instead of Peking duck

 

[neger psykolog]

“pecking duck” instead of Peking duck

To be fair a peking duck is always a pecking duck before a Chinaman (derish, most likely if we want to be canonically correct) killed it and then inflated it's body while dripping boiling hot frying oil over its body until it turned crispy.

 

[millais]

In his inspection of Subway sandwich menu items, he repeatedly says "artisan bread". But he pronounces "artisan" as "artis-on" instead of "artis-en"

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"ART-ti-ZAMN"

"Rotisserie-style chicken, so it's not the crappy white meat chicken"

 

[Culex]

“luh-piece luh-zoo-lee”
Also, a week ago, he described Let It Go as an “orchestra playing-style song.”

 

[BlastMonk]

“luh-piece luh-zoo-lee”
Also, a week ago, he described Let It Go as an “orchestra playing-style song.”

I had to say that aloud to figure out wtf he was even trying to say. God he's so fucking dumb, its not even wet brain just ignorance

 

[Guenther Steiner]

I don't log in often but I read the main thread daily, not sure if this has been brought up in this thread before or not but I caught on to something he does and it irks the fuck out of me when I hear it. I don't know if its his mic pop filter or his gouty mush mouth or BOWLTH, but when he says words like "want", its like he leaves off the T. All I hear is "wah" or "wahn", ie. "i do whatever the fuck I wahn!" when he's being tough guy Burnellio. I heard it again when describing his Subway slop, he got the "hot honey shriacha" or whatever, but all I hear is "hah honey". He has no problem with his T's when he autistically enunciates it in the middle of words like "quantity" -> "quan-TIT-TEE". Idk, it just finally bothered me enough to log in and bitch about it. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't log in often but I read the main thread daily, not sure if this has been brought up in this thread before or not but I caught on to something he does and it irks the fuck out of me when I hear it. I don't know if its his mic pop filter or his gouty mush mouth or BOWLTH, but when he says words like "want", its like he leaves off the T. All I hear is "wah" or "wahn", ie. "i do whatever the fuck I wahn!" when he's being tough guy Burnellio. I heard it again when describing his Subway slop, he got the "hot honey shriacha" or whatever, but all I hear is "hah honey". He has no problem with his T's when he autistically enunciates it in the middle of words like "quantity" -> "quan-TIT-TEE". Idk, it just finally bothered me enough to log in and bitch about it. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

I know exactly what you mean, thing is he used to drop the T (RIP), then a few years ago he started overenunciating it and nowadays he kind of alternates between overenunciating or dropping the T (RIP) so he may say words like pertinent as "per-ee-neh" or he may go full Patrick Tomlinson and say "per-TEE-nen-TUH."

 

[Telemeter]

Technically he's not wrong by saying terrestrial radio. That's what fm and am radio is called. He's just using a big words to sound more smarter

He is wrong, the proper usage would be "old-school terrestrial radio".

"Terrestrial old-school radio" doesn't really make sense, but i guess you could stretch it to mean that it maybe referring to protocols that predate what we now know as terrestrial radio (AM and FM), like spark-gap radio or something.

By the way, the frequency of and appearance of new DSP'isms has increased many times fold in the last year or so. It feels like his speech center is suddenly decaying really fast. Not that he was ever eloquent, he's just a motor mouth that parrots a lot and says very little, but now he makes more and more mistakes.

Speech is one of the mental capacities that actually get better with age until you start hitting dementia, that's worrisome for Phil.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

“luh-piece luh-zoo-lee”
Also, a week ago, he described Let It Go as an “orchestra playing-style song.”

I love Phil's robust smartass-style Philisms