Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Culex]

“I hit my knee in the funny bone”
“you have the brain of an elephant” as an insult

https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/10-s

I fucked up the link.

https://animals.howstuffworks.com/animal-facts/10-smartest-animals.htm

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Man this Switch unboxing is wild.

'Uncessory' instead of 'accessory' and 'securr' instead of 'secure.'

 

[BlastMonk]

Failed to use a shortcut in mariocart
"Wow I couldn't meach it" Combining 'reach it' and 'make it'.

 

[Culex]

“thig hologist”

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Just something i only noticed now, in the memology intro, "where i'm gonna be making half as less money"

 

[Ardath]

Just realized for ABV which is Alcohol by volume, he says "alcoholic volume"

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Phil picked up another detractorism, calling channels like Raw Phil "non-tent" in today's crash out.

He defines any content that is "lies and bullshit for the sake of drama" as "non-tent."

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

During the Wendy's Taki gorge fest he referred to customizing or adding toppings on a burger as "editing a sandwich".

 

[Culex]

“Dorrie is the dahlphin from Super Mario World.”

https://www.mariowiki.com/Dorrie

The “dahlphin” in question is also playable IN THE GAME HE WAS PLAYING.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

“Dorrie is the dahlphin from Super Mario World.”

https://www.mariowiki.com/Dorrie

The “dahlphin” in question is also playable IN THE GAME HE WAS PLAYING.

He may have been explaining a callback in that case.

 

[Culex]

He may have been explaining a callback in that case.

Click the link, Dorrie is a plesiosaur introduced in Super Mario 64.

 

[neger psykolog]

ACK-cessory

 

[Iron Father]

"editing a sandwich"

I actually kinda like that.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

Just wanna remind everyone that Phil has said "that's unpossible" many times in the past.

 

[BlastMonk]

I dunno how it didn't click before but when Phil does DSP trys it he refers to what he wants to eat as an 'offering'. Imagine thinking you should go to fast food place #47 to try their new 'offering' to you. Mentalcase, GinsydePhil has to use corporate speak into everything doesn't he?

 

[Dave's Mailman]

I dunno how it didn't click before but when Phil does DSP trys it he refers to what he wants to eat as an 'offering'. Imagine thinking you should go to fast food place #47 to try their new 'offering' to you. Mentalcase, GinsydePhil has to use corporate speak into everything doesn't he?

Phil, like Dale, loves to fuck up terms and phrases all the time, maybe because of brain damage. "Offer" becomes "offering", just like how "morale" becomes "morality". For every "Mouth drooling retard", there's a "protruding in your mom"

Someone could start a Phil's Robust Vocabulary series, like Dale has "70IQ scholar compilation"

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Watching him play Mario kart and calling the bombs "Buh Bombs" or "B-bombs".

I remember it as bomb-omb, but I also see a lot of people call it it Bob-omb (which I guess is actually the name of the stage "Bob-omb Battlefield").
If I wanted to be extremely fair I do recall the explosion of a bomb-omb to say something like "b-bomb" or "b-boom". But that's not the name of the bomb.

 

[cmzng]

The dead money DLC is still my DSP let’s play gold.

So many bangers:

“I moved as fast as I could but couldn’t get away from the BEEPs”

“I’ll harvest moon your ass”

“Don’t ooga booga me MFer” after he unloads on a literal spear chucking ghost

He pronounces villa, veeyuh so you know he both knows it has a soft L, but not enough to know how to actually pronounce it.

The whole dlc was tailored for him. Trapped in a toxic gas cloud of detractors getting owned by da casino. Constantly exploding and never reflecting on anything the characters say.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just wanna remind everyone that Phil has said "that's unpossible" many times in the past.

I just tuned into Raw and he just said "unpossible to play"

 

[Culex]

@Cardinal Cardinal you’re thinking of the SMB2 (USA) explosion graphic.