Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

JMR said:
Was yesterday the first time he has described himself as that:"Joe Average Gamer"?

There have been allusions to it -- "I'm just like you", "regular guy", etc. -- but not that particular phrasing. (At least none that I've heard.)
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He has infrequently used it before to make excuses for why he is so shit at games and makes no effort to get better.
 
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JMR said:
Was yesterday the first time he has described himself as that:"Joe Average Gamer"?

There have been allusions to it -- "I'm just like you", "regular guy", etc. -- but not that particular phrasing. (At least none that I've heard.)
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From Dec 2016
Meta Junglira said:
From what I see...DSP thinks that the modern gamer doesn't want challenge. He keeps saying that he's the modern gamer...the "average Joe"...the common consumer, which is, hilariously, so far from the truth.
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From Feb 2018
Fallgout Boy said:
All these years of claiming he's just an "Average Joe gamer", and one win in Overwatch was all it took to take him back to the "one of the best overall gamers in the country" hilarity. Forget the fact that he hardly plays first person shooters, forget the fact that he almost never plays anything on PC. It's just all that raw hardcore gaming talent, dood.

Those 21 "kills" are 21 kills he participated in. More than likely (like 100%), his team carried him, and he had little to no positive influence on the outcome of the match. Anyone who's seen him play Overwatch on the PS4 knows that his terrible aim is the least of his problems. We know he played matches other than his one, too, but he's already writing those losses off as bullshit, lag, flukes and/or cheaters. The TV is just his newest boogeyman, and I predict a fundraiser in the very near future. Something something "it will make for more enjoyable streams with better gameplay, because I'm doing better at the game". You know, like how the Pokken controller for the Switch turned everything around for him. LOL.
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Also Feb 2018
BatChatillon said:
His claims of being the average joe of video gaming are pretty funny, because if he is the average video gamer (at least from the US), half of the other players would have to be even dumber, more clueless, and complain even more. He wants people to think he is the little guy when in fact he completely embraced being a money whore, interacting with people only when they give him money in one way or the other.

Also what a coincidence he mentions his PS4 dying slowly when his soulmaid got a PS4 pro and he doesn't. Guess his plan was to take her PS4 pro and give her is old PS4, but now his paypigs have to buy him a Pro too.
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I'm pretty sure I remember him saying 'Joe Average Gamer' going all the way back to the camcorder days, interspersed with 'Best Overall Gamer in the Country' and '#1 Ranked US SuperTurbo player'. His contradictory hypocrisy goes all the way back I believe.
 
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Phil is far from the average gamer.

Does the average gamer play a game only for the money?

Does the average gamer play a game they hate for hours on end complaining they don't like it and are having no fun?

Does an average gamer pay $60 for a day one release, beat it as fast as possible, and never pick it up again?

Does the average gamer avoid playing multiplayer games out of fear of being trolled?

Does the average gamer buy a sandbox game, beat the story, and avoid side missions and collectables?

Does the average gamer buy a game, beat it on easy mode, and never play it again?
 
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Sparkletor said:
Phil is far from the average gamer.

1)*Does the average gamer play a game only for the money?

2)Does the average gamer play a game they hate for hours on end complaining they don't like it and are having no fun?

3)Does an average gamer pay $60 for a day one release, beat it as fast as possible, and never pick it up again?

4)Does the average gamer avoid playing multiplayer games out of fear of being trolled?

5)Does the average gamer buy a sandbox game, beat the story, and avoid side missions and collectables?

6)Does the average gamer buy a game, beat it on easy mode, and never play it again?
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(* added numbers to the quote for ease of commenting)
1) ' This guy paid to play the shitty game. I get paid to play it.' ( paraphase as cannot readily find the exact quote)
2) A few hours, probably yes. I give games at least 4hrs maybe more before dumping them as sometimes they get better. DAYS upon days? No!
3) Definite no on this one. Your 'average gamer' doesn't speed-run games like D$P does even for bargain basement/ Steam Greenlight Indies.
4) Possibly may avoid an Open World PvP game, but 9 out of 10 carebears will play these anyway and QQ about being repeatedly 'ganked'** while PvEing in a PvP game.
5) D$P pads his streams/YT vids with hour upon hour of sidequests nowdays. I am of the opinion his wanting to stretch out his Pay-Me-Tons Banjo Kazooie goal fulfillment where he for some reason decided it would become a completionist run showed him how this could be a profitable strat to pad those sweet double dip, passive income YT monies.
6) While D$P usually plays on 'normal' ( Persona exception ), an 'average gamer' might use an exploit when found during a difficult part, they don't actively CHEESE the rest of their way through every game they play laughing gleefully about how they are 'winning b/c of said discovered exploits'.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Can you use that word in a sentence please? I don't follow each step a pig takes. What is the possible meaning of this word?
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(I believe this is right. I had to look up if I correctly understood what a "suffix" is :lol:):

"Accentuate" ("make more noticeable or prominent": Accentuate a room with nice furnishings, for example) became "Accent-u-ize". He mistakenly replaced the suffix "-ate" with "-ize", while clumsily keeping the "u" in between the root word and the new suffix.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
Can you use that word in a sentence please? I don't follow each step a pig takes. What is the possible meaning of this word?
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Good point, I should have quoted him. So the specific way he used it was:
"and what they used to do is they would then go to youtube comments and find negative comments and put it into their videos as a way to accentuize their content and pretend like they're acting like they're making something original when in reality all they're doing is just stealing comments off of my own videos to make their own negative toxic shit"
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Apparently Phil thinks "accentuize" is a word. I mean I'm not a valedictorian, maybe he really does know better.
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The actual correct word for the meaning it sounds like he is intending is 'accentuate': to make something more prominent or noticeable https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/accentuate

There is a word 'accentual' that refers to adding accent or stress to certain syllables in a poem or song for example. I believe you could say the word 'accentualize' if you were currently working on which syllables you thought should be stressed in a poetic work during it's creation.
Like, :) "What are you working on Bob?"
:geek: "I'm trying to accentualize this poem I'm writing, it's when you. ."
:cringe: "Ok, see you later Bob. .friggen weirdo. ."

'Accentuize' is not a word. If Phil wants to explain what the word 'Accentu' means and how exactly you 'ize' it that might give me another chuckle :biggrin:
 
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IB4 D$P tires this:
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From Cooking With The King:
"We called it EGG WITH A HOLE" (which he repeats during the whole video).

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Not "Egg in a Basket".
Not "Egg in a Nest".
Not "Bread with a Hole".
Not "Egg in a Hole".
But "Egg with a Hole". It's not an egg with a hole.

Maybe it's just a family insider. Maybe lil'Phil said it wrong and since then it's a family joke.
 
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Wurstbrot said:
From Cooking With The King:
"We called it EGG WITH A HOLE" (which he repeats during the whole video).

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Not "Egg in a Basket".
Not "Egg in a Nest".
Not "Bread with a Hole".
Not "Egg in a Hole".
But "Egg with a Hole". It's not an egg with a hole.

Maybe it's just a family insider. Maybe lil'Phil said it wrong and since then it's a family joke.
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ive seen that video, honestly didnt notice it. but that is pretty funny.

where is the hole on the egg phil
 
I was listening to a detractor podcast from Nov. 1st with MasterSaruwatari and he said people hate on Phil because of his diversive content.

We've already been over how "diversive" is not a real word. Phil has since admitted his mistake and he meant divisive.

The thing I find interesting is that Phil's hardcore dicksuckers will believe and parrot whatever Phil says. This guy defended Phil by using a fake word he heard Phil say and tried to pass it off as his own opinion.

It's funny to laugh at words and phrases that DSP uses incorrectly, but it's sad when his mindless followers take these and start saying them too because they look up to the big brained, street smart, valedictorian.
 
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