Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Sparkletor]

Mount Rainier. Pronounced rainy-er as in more rainy.

That is not correct. It is pronounced rain-ear. Like the German name.

 

[Forbidden Math]

New one, "Aceoteric". Very nice, big ups DSP's English teachers.

 

[SPhobos]

"Wow exciting," "very exciting," "exciting huhuhuh."

 

[Sparkletor]

New one, "Aceoteric". Very nice, big ups DSP's English teachers.

Even if be pronounced esoteric correctly, I don't think it means what he think it means.

"Intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest"

Everyone has to pay bills. How is this esoteric?

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Even if be pronounced esoteric correctly, I don't think it means what he think it means.

"Intended for or likely to be understood by only a small number of people with a specialized knowledge or interest"

Everyone has to pay bills. How is this esoteric?

Not everyone has to pay Dave's bills. Those people are esoteric.

 

[James Smith]

nip it in the butt

 

[actually]

nip it in the butt

Look, what he lets Kat do to him is none of our business.

 

[Salubrious]

Fanboy - Anyone that likes anything DSP doesn't like.

"Buying into the hype" - Anyone getting excited about anything.

 

[PieceofShet]

"long overtime" = an extra 30mins.

 

[Wurstbrot]

THICK SKIN

Official version: The ability to be quite resistent against aggressive emotional attacks. Can be imagined as a spear that fails to pierce the skin of a rhinoceros.

Darksydephil version: The ability to keep secrets which would create harm if revealed.
Note: The ability to pretend to have secrets which would create harm if revealed / Create pity points with fake news / Scam.

Edit:

Spoiler

That is not correct. It is pronounced rain-ear. Like the German name.

The German name Rainer is actually pronounced as "Rai-nar" or often "Rai-na". The first A pronounced like in the Egyptian god "Ra".

 

[Sparkletor]

"Optional Items" - anything found in a lootable object

"Let's look up here for optional items"

I have no idea where he got this from. "Optional items". Why? Because you don't need to use them?

Powerlevel, but I can beat Fallout New Vegas with almost nothing but stimpaks. That makes all weapons and armor "optional items".

It just fries my brain to think about this.

Do I go shopping and think, "uh oh! The optional food section! ¡No tortillas for me por favor!"

 

[Draventren]

I think this would fit here: I watch a lot of hockey, and one of the favourite things to say about a hot goalie is that they're making great reaction/reactionary saves. I can't escape his retard words even in the world he hates the most; sports.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I think this would fit here: I watch a lot of hockey, and one of the favourite things to say about a hot goalie is that they're making great reaction/reactionary saves. I can't escape his exceptional individual words even in the world he hates the most; sports.

I tend to have a lot of hockey on in the background and I think you just solved the mystery of why, after a few hours, I suddenly get super pissed off at whatever game is on and have to turn the TV off.

 

[Sparkletor]

Please remember that we are all -40 IQ children here. Specify that you are talking about ice hockey. Me and many others might get confused.

 

[Draventren]

I tend to have a lot of hockey on in the background and I think you just solved the mystery of why, after a few hours, I suddenly get super pissed off at whatever game is on and have to turn the TV off.

You might just be a leafs fan though.

Please remember that we are all -40 IQ children here. Specify that you are talking about ice hockey. Me and many others might get confused.

Does anyone actually think I'd be talking about field hockey?

 

[Sparkletor]

Does anyone actually think I'd be talking about field hockey?

I sometimes get hockey and bocce bowling mixed up because I am 100% Italian and 50% Polish.

 

[SPhobos]

"Mastered"

 

[Draventren]

I sometimes get hockey and bocce bowling mixed up because I am 100% Italian and 50% Polish.

I can see how you could get confused and I apologize for my insensitivity. I'll try to accommodate for your disability in the future.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I bet someone's already mentioned this but why the hell does he say Morrowind like Marrowind?

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

I bet someone's already mentioned this but why the hell does he say Morrowind like Marrowind?

It's that New England accent. He can't get rid of it. That inflection that he puts into the end of sentences, where it makes everything sound like a question is a New England thing too - though most New Englanders it's a lot more subtle and doesn't sound as annoying.