Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Schmeckel]

Regarding Kobe's death: "Now that he's not longer part of this... plane... of existence."

Fucking asshole. Just say planet like everybody else.

God, his colloquialisms are irritating. Piggy thinks he's so smart because he knows fancy words, sayings, or proverbs but never knows how to use them correctly.

Your stream is full of spergy handicapped children Phil, you're not a weekly book club. There's no need for this kind of vocabulary.

Phil's usage of some sayings and idioms is amusing with how he fucks them up. He stumbles through them the same way that George Bush did. Phil would start off by saying "A rolling stone is.... Worth two in the bush!" and then go off on a 20 minute tangent explaining that on the mean streets of Connecticut, that saying had some weight to it. Followed by LIMBs as people in his chat ride his ass over it.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Prestream today he just used "intracle" to describe parrying in 3rd strike

 

[hauser]

"<obvious stuff that just happened in the game on stream, transcribed by pigroach>, you see that?" - "I have nothing to fill all this dead air with, so I am going to hope that phrase caught your attention, and that you aren't falling asleep"

 

[actually]

Prestream today he just used "intracle" to describe parrying in 3rd strike

Normally I can figure out what he's trying to say...but was he going for "intricate" here?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Normally I can figure out what he's trying to say...but was he going for "intricate" here?

Integral. He's a real genius

 

[ZehnBoat]

Normally I can figure out what he's trying to say...but was he going for "intricate" here?

when lewis carroll smashed words together, it's because he was a well educated englishman with an interest with wordplay

when phil does it, it's because his gin pickled brain is trying to use words several leagues above his intellect

 

[PutridElephant]

Bankruptcy: you file your financial statements and they'll believe it and 60 days later all your debts disappear.

 

[FalsePositive]

It's been a few months but I just realized that the beauty of PigPigGo allows us to get to the origin of "Wet Aim" and I would like to share this instant classic...

 

[PutridElephant]

SIMULATED: Domino's New York style pizza is simulated

 

[PutridElephant]

Talking about bald DBZ character and says he has hair. We don't know if he can grow hair or if it's hair plants.

Apparently hair grows on skulls like plants so you just need to plant them.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Apparently hair grows on skulls like plants so you just need to plant them.

I just pictured Pig putting Miracle Gro on his head in the shower and being mad that the bald spot isn't covered yet.

 

[Swallow Moon]

I'd seen others mention that he says "Alternate Alternative" before, and always thought he must have just tripped over the word then repeated himself for clarity - "Alternat- Alternative".

The last TIHYDP I watched, he said "Alternate Alternative" 3 or 4 times in a single rant about YouTube and Blip.

Why did I ever doubt DSP's exceptionalism.

 

[harbinger]

Is it too early to include “operating costs” in this list?

 

[PutridElephant]

Is it too early to include “operating costs” in this list?

We'd have to add BUSINESS as well

 

[TheTractor]

I'm not a native english speaker so this may sound dumb, but does he sound extremly ret@arded when he uses ''very matter of factly'' every 30 seconds?

 

[Shambler]

I'm not a native english speaker so this may sound dumb, but does he sound extremly ret@arded when he uses ''very matter of factly'' every 30 seconds?

no being a native speaker really doesn't help much here, dsp just really loves to frequently use phrases to the point of exhaustion

 

[Frogga]

I'm not a native english speaker so this may sound dumb, but does he sound extremly ret@arded when he uses ''very matter of factly'' every 30 seconds?

He does this with a bunch of similar phrases.

“Matter of fact”, “the truth of the matter is”, “I’m just being honest”, “honestly”, etc.

He has to constantly remind you that he’s being honest because that’s what actual honest and truthful people do...

 

[JMR]

Don't know where to fit this but I feel like it fits since it's a mispronunciation.

Kashyyyk.

Ka-shik.

Any Star Wars nerds wanna know how you actually pronounce it

The mispronunciations really hurt. Like you dont even get half credit for word choice.

During that KOTR playthrough, Phil showed he knows the word usurp or at least how it's used. But he didn't say it right ("ooo-surp"), even repeating his interpretation. (PigPigGo shows he's been exposed to the word and the correct pronunciation a few times.)

Another Star Wars-related one: Dagobah. Phil used to pronounce it normally, which is expected as he's said he's most familiar with and prefers the original trilogy. (He would even reference a relevant part of an old viral Star Wars parody song.)

But time passed and now he pronounces it DOGobah or DAH-go-bah, like in the clip below from Battlefront and recently during KOTR.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

The mispronunciations really hurt. Like you dont even get half credit for word choice.

During that KOTR playthrough, Phil showed he knows the word usurp or at least how it's used. But he didn't say it right ("ooo-surp"), even repeating his interpretation. (PigPigGo shows he's been exposed to the word and the correct pronunciation a few times.)
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Another Star Wars-related one: Dagobah. Phil used to pronounce it normally, which is expected as he's said he's most familiar with and prefers the original trilogy. (He would even reference a relevant part of an old viral Star Wars parody song.)

But time passed and now he pronounces it DOGobah or DAH-go-bah, like in the clip below from Battlefront and recently during KOTR.
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Isn’t a Dago Bar an Italian pub?

 

[Wurstbrot]

I haven't really hurt it over my chill fun game and Phil wasn't loud enough, but LSB stated that Phil red the word "masochist" as
maso-tshist".
Maso-jist?
Maso-chist?
You know, like CH in the word "channel".

During Metal Gear Solid.