Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

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This might have already been mentioned, and not fit with this thread, but I hate the way he says 'fun'. It's disgusting how much he over-pronounces it 'Fuuhn'.

'I just wanna play games and have FUHN' . 'I love being here on shtream and having FUHN with you guys'

He makes it seem, well, not fun.
 
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Threaten: anything that goes against his reality.

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Every time he pigsplains what gout is, at some point he will mention that gout was known as "the kings' disease". Similar to his completely mistaken and convoluted misunderstanding of "rainy day fund", he thinks that "the kings' disease" refers to the idea that if you were an all-powerful individual (ie the king) and you were allowed to choose any disease to suffer from, you would choose gout because it's not a life-threatening condition.

In reality, gout was known as "the kings' disease" because it is more likely to afflict people who eat a diet that is overly rich in red meat, seafood, alcohol, and other rich foods and drinks that were historically affordable in quantity to only the very wealthy.
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
[...] But every so often he will say "effing" as to censor himself. Used in a sentence would be "This Corona virus has been so Eff-ing intrusive in our lives" but then he will say "This game fucking sucks. It is fucking terrible."

Anyone have any idea of why this is?
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He's a horrible con artist who can't get his fake personality straight.
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
One thing I have noticed recently, and maybe I just never caught up to it (in the five years I've listened to Phil speak I've never heard this), is his use of the word "F'ing" or "eff-ing" instead of fucking. What is weird about this is that he constantly swears and uses "fucking." But every so often he will say "effing" as to censor himself. Used in a sentence would be "This Corona virus has been so Eff-ing intrusive in our lives" but then he will say "This game fucking sucks. It is fucking terrible."

Anyone have any idea of why this is?
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the only reason an adult starts saying swear words like this, is because there's a child around
 
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tzgnilki said:
the only reason an adult starts saying swear words like this, is because there's a child around
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Only if that child is able to repeat words. For babies, it doesn't matter. Also, some people do it for effect.

Also seen some YouTube channels censoring themselves because YouTube will change your ad availability based on language used too.
 
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Abe Vigoda said:
Today, when giving one of his reasons why he can't wear the hat he was paid literal hundreds of dollars to, he described his office as "suberbly hot". He tries so hard to sound smart and always sounds like a complete buffoon.
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Fuck that one bugged me when I heard it. I actually rewound Comma's video since I thought I i must have misheard. I'm not even sure what he's going for with that, like maybe he meant supremely hot, but that doesn't work much better.
 
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Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
One thing I have noticed recently, and maybe I just never caught up to it (in the five years I've listened to Phil speak I've never heard this), is his use of the word "F'ing" or "eff-ing" instead of fucking. What is weird about this is that he constantly swears and uses "fucking." But every so often he will say "effing" as to censor himself. Used in a sentence would be "This Corona virus has been so Eff-ing intrusive in our lives" but then he will say "This game fucking sucks. It is fucking terrible."

Anyone have any idea of why this is?
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That, like everything else the Polish Potatoman does, is all because Phil is a sped.
 
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"Cold Turkey".

On his prestream for the day stream today, he repeatedly used the phrase "cold turkey" in the same way someone would say "I went into the game blind." For those that don't know, "cold turkey" is usually associated with quitting something such as an addiction. A common phrase or expression in the USA is, "I quit smoking cold turkey".

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Prince Lotor said:
He's said it almost exclusively with this exact same usage forever as well. He's a complete fucking imbecile. Here he is saying it in 2008.
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I may have selective hearing sometimes with Phil. He says so much stupid stuff that it can sometimes be hard to pickup on some things, I suppose. Anyway, thanks for showing! Wow, over a decade of misusing a very basic phrase.

EDIT: I know Phil is a moron. It's normal for people to make mistakes, but Phil takes it to a whole new level by making mistakes that are just very uncommon. He's misused so many words and butchered so many phrases that it can be difficult to keep track of. Hooray for forums.
 
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