Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Forbidden Math]

During the halloween stream on his begging segment where he was talking about his PS5 pre-order he said "Assessories" Not "accessories", no "assessories". Maybe he's afraid to say "ack" because it will get clipped? Nah, just kidding, he's retarded.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

First time I've heard this in my recorded memory. (21:13)

 

[Iron Father]

He didn't say "my recorded memory" just recorded memory.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil called himself an 'independent' streamer. Yea, as opposed to....?

An independent streamer that is completely dependent on twitch to host his streams, amazon and their web services that is likely powering twitch oh and there is also streamlabs that Phil uses for his tips page and YouTube to archive all of it for literal pennies on the dollar.

Yeah Phil is such an independent khantent creator guys

 

[Iron Father]

His khantent is independent of value and effort.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

He is just trying to say that all other streamers are corporate shills unlike him,who will shill for anyone that offers a sponsorship to him and complained that the detractors caused him to not be able to do twitch bounties, so he needs your money (preferably tips since he gets that money right away).

 

[tzgnilki]

An independent streamer that is completely dependent on twitch to host his streams, amazon and their web services that is likely powering twitch oh and there is also streamlabs that Phil uses for his tips page and YouTube to archive all of it for literal pennies on the dollar.

Yeah Phil is such an independent khantent creator guys

when someone says independent, the last thing I think of is DSP begging for money everyday

it really does show how he lives in his own little bubble

 

[Coin Ops]

On today's prestream he said "stab me in the foot" when he meant "stab me in the back."

 

[Schmeckel]

On today's prestream he said "stab me in the foot" when he meant "stab me in the back."

The stabber uses uric acid crystals, and specifically targets them where the gout hurts the worst. He's got enough back-fat that, barring someone using Billy's knife from Predator, he'd be mostly ok.

 

[gh0stzero]

"I'm just as exacerbated as you are at the problem *snort*"

 

[PeeveTheSheev]

Did anyone catch this slip?

'This is for mature adul audiences only'

 

[Julia Chang]

On today's prestream he said "stab me in the foot" when he meant "stab me in the back."

I thought he meant something more like "shoot himself in the foot" but I like this idea that he has combined these two idioms to create a new one.
I've never had gout, does it feel like you're being stabbed in the foot? Could that also be an explanation?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I've never had gout, does it feel like you're being stabbed in the foot? Could that also be an explanation?

It does, it swells up your foot and the pain has a sharp sensation. We got our answer then.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

"I'm just as exacerbated as you are at the problem *snort*"

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I was holding an open 1-gallon ziplock full of pennies when I heard him unleash that one. I buahahah'd so hard that I just let the fucker drop.

..But it crashed right into the box they were going into anyway, so fuck you DSxacerbated, lol, you tried to make me waste an hour on the floor doing recon on all those little fuckers but as with everything else you do, epic fail.

 

[KyonyuuFan]

Watched a clip today from a Yakuza game he was playing.

Pronounced "onigiri" as "oniggeeri".

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Today:

"I don't hold grudges."

.........


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...Ain't no punchline to this shit.

I'll just leaves this here.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I can't believe that only now I've noticed that DSP pronounces stream as "Shtreem". I only noticed last week when I watched the Back in Time with DSP streams by that sick motherfucker on the internet named Tevin. Now I can't stop noticing it.

 

[wahkando]

Today:

"I don't hold grudges."

.........


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...Ain't no punchline to this shit.

I'll just leaves this here.

LOL!

Let's see, just yesterday he berated a viewer for not donating a higher amount because said viewer had said he would at one point. User was banned shortly thereafter for being a troll.

He also admitted to literally stalking and keeping lists of certain paypigs if they speak in restreams or post on the reddit (pwdubz and snowkarl).

Oh and papavera, whose only mistake was only spending 2000 hours in a year managing minecraft for him, instead of 3000.

And these are people who fucking DONATE to him.

Not to mention his insane, unhinged and borderline psychotic rants towards his parents, old friends and other family for no more than not giving him stupid shit or working for free.

Let's see for how long he'll carry a grudge against Amazon for a delay THAT WAS HIS OWN FAULT!

Phils losing it

 

[Coin Ops]

Toxic Toilet Juice sounds like the name of a grindcore band opening for Anal Cunt.

Spoiler: AND THIS WOULD BE THE COVER FOR THEIR ALBUM: KING OF GOUT

Credit to DrZorteus on reddit for this image that haunts my dreams

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I was holding an open 1-gallon ziplock full of pennies when I heard him unleash that one. I buahahah'd so hard that I just let the fucker drop.

..But it crashed right into the box they were going into anyway, so fuck you DSxacerbated, lol, you tried to make me waste an hour on the floor doing recon on all those little fuckers but as with everything else you do, epic fail.

Why did you have a gallon bag of pennies, and why were you putting them in a box?