Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

"King of Retro" changed its meaning. From literally what it says to "King of Old Games I've Played And Am Good At".

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You completely twist your own title and in fact reality itself: It's not an old game, but it's in the exact style as old games, STUPID.

Calling yourself the King of Retro directly implies you've grown with games like those, retro games, the early games, you're accustomed to the early days of difficulty, gameplay, graphics, music, strategies, and so on. You should know the challenge of having almost no savestates and sometimes unfair passages. tl;dr gamedesign was different, and you should know it. Not like those kids these days, they can't relate to those times.

But I believe you because you are a whiny modern gaming bitch. You can't even beat Mario Kart without savestate abuse, not the first game you did that. Pathetic. Kids can easily beat those games you're struggling with. Again, pathetic.

King of Retro? Just another self-important title and lie of a narcissist who has to cover his weaknesses. Your new definition is not an improvement or clarification, but a token of head-shakingly pathetic ideals.

(it's late in Wurstbrotland, hope grammar was okay)
 
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Didn't he already retcon his "King of Retro" moniker multiple times when he was too bitch-made to play a game properly? Last time I remember it happening was the Crash 4 Remake, it had an option of Retro mode and Modern mode, the only difference being that Retro mode has limited lives and therefore game overs. He refused to play Retro mode and said "I'm not the King of Retro, I'm the King of Classic!"
 
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Wurstbrot said:
"King of Retro" changed its meaning. From literally what it says to "King of Old Games I've Played And Am Good At".

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You completely twist your own title and in fact reality itself: It's not an old game, but it's in the exact style as old games, STUPID.

Calling yourself the King of Retro directly implies you've grown with games like those, retro games, the early games, you're accustomed to the early days of difficulty, gameplay, graphics, music, strategies, and so on. You should know the challenge of having almost no savestates and sometimes unfair passages. tl;dr gamedesign was different, and you should know it. Not like those kids these days, they can't relate to those times.

But I believe you because you are a whiny modern gaming bitch. You can't even beat Mario Kart without savestate abuse, not the first game you did that. Pathetic. Kids can easily beat those games you're struggling with. Again, pathetic.

King of Retro? Just another self-important title and lie of a narcissist who has to cover his weaknesses. Your new definition is not an improvement or clarification, but a token of head-shakingly pathetic ideals.

(it's late in Wurstbrotland, hope grammar was okay)
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Ghost and Goblins would destroy him regardless of difficulty.
 
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Are there any DSPisms that originated with Wings of Redemption?

I know the obvious one is "Real Talk". Pigroach never used to say that until the various tippers and chatters who actively followed Wings started injecting it into Pigroach's speech.

Maybe "sneak diss" as a term was also borrowed from the Wings terminology.
 
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Sub Bomb (aka sub bhamb)

"We're going to have a sub bomb next week when all the gifted subs expire"
"Thanks for gifting all the subs! It's a sub bomb!"

Sub bombs can raise his sub count or it can lower his sub count, whenever and whatever is convenient at any given moment, sometimes even seconds apart.
 
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Stupidfuckinidiot tryin to screw me over!


He says this any time he rejects a donation because someone wouldn't give him enough personal info to dox and extort them.
Will normally say this several more times repeatedly then mention Chargebacks aka refunds.
 
He has been doing this forever, but since it came up in the Yakuza: Like a Dragon TIHYDP I started watching:

"They actually did a REALLY... alright? A REALLY, good jahb, with the voice acting, in... Judgement."

Dave can't stop, AUHM... cutting his own sentences off like that. He doesn't even do it... Okay? At natural points? It's like... (snake laugh) you know?
What does he think he's asking is alright when his sentence so far means absolutely nothing?
 
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Artificial Scarcity

Whenever they release a new console, they artificially create demand because of scarcity. RE demo is an example of artificial scarcity because they limit how long you can play.

This business tactic is unacceptable when a big company uses it but he uses it all the time to create scarcity for his DSP tries it. Meet the sub goal and you get it, miss the goal and you don't! It's not like Phil magically can't open a can when he doesn't meet the goal.

Also the vaccine can be considered having artificial scarcity so people who get it feel superior and the ones that don't get it want to go out and get it.
 
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