Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Ol' Slag]

Sound good.

I have never heard the phrase used to convey so many things.

When he is talking shit when someone is fucking with him he will throw in a "sounds good" as a bit of a final jab at the end.

When he trying to convince his audience to donate a certain way he will use "sounds good" with a different inflection to hopefully get them to see his point of view and capitulate.

In the same prestream he will use "sounds good" to let all his viewers he has made a final decision. He isn't asking if it "sounds good" to his audience, he is trying to law down the law.

It's the weirdest shit.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

A rainy day fund

He claimed that a rainy day fund was where you spend money when it's raining. Well, it's usually raining in Seattle, so, he's needs that money.

 

[Iron Father]

Carpetbagger;

Someone who runs into bombed out homes and throws everything onto the carpet like a bag, picks it up and steals it all.

Very few things disgust me, but a dunce speaking authoritatively while being 100% WRONG is one of those things.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So is Phail calling himself a 'carpetbagger' ? He takes advantage of unfortunate situations.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I have to agree with Phil.

My great grandfather flew a B-52 during the American civil war and saw many carpet baggers after bombing all the houses.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

High-end grilled cheese = grilled cheese with seasoning.

 

[Iron Father]

I have to agree with Phil.

My great grandfather flew a B-52 during the American civil war and saw many carpet baggers after bombing all the houses.

Damn those bomb-resistant carpets!

 

[Wurstbrot]

Phil dropped another genius.
He went from 30 to 60 FPS resolution.

 

[Wurstbrot]

RNG
In Ghosts 'N Goblins.

As in (by DSP): "Oh Wa? He-he went jump back up? I didn't know thaaaat. He never done this before, so again, more RNG", regarding a pig-enemy who can jump down from a platform. For the very first time, Phil initiated a situation where he went above the pig-enemy, so he's seen a new monster mechanic. This is literally not RNG.

Also as in: "Is there ever been a game, with this much RNG and is this difficult because of it?"

A game where most monster positions and behaviors are hard-coded and you just need to learn patterns, the only reason he advances in any shape or form to begin with. But according to Phil the monsters behave randomly, so you can't learn the pattern. Apparently.

So what's the meaning of "RNG" for Philboy? I literally dunno. Makes no sense. Maybe he knows it, detects a tiny bit of RNG and inflates the meaning to unrecognizable proportions, so he did nothing wrong and everything correct. But he's also the guy with 63 pages of misused words 'n phrases, so it's likely doesn't know what it means or when it applies.

 

[Lolidaki]

"Fireball" apparently means "a projectile" no matter what it actually is (it could be a sonic boom or made of fucking electricity, doesn't matter), it's so fucking retarded that he thinks it's some universal FGC catch-all term when these moves have actual names.

 

[Schmeckel]

"Fireball" apparently means "a projectile" no matter what it actually is (it could be a sonic boom or made of fucking electricity, doesn't matter), it's so fucking retarded that he thinks it's some universal FGC catch-all term when these moves have actual names.

Eh... I'd almost give him a minor pass on this one just because of how much a catch-all term "fireball" is with regards to fighting games. Even listening to actual commentators at big events, they will default to calling projectiles as fireballs just for the sake of convenience. If he were referring to every projectile as a hadouken, I'd be right there with you... But in general, fireball fits the bill without having to know every individual projectile thrown by characters that have projectiles.

I'd fully excuse it if he called every projectile "gadouken", just because Dan is fucking awesome.

 

[harbinger]

Lmfao, I went to the comments hoping to see Philbert

View attachment 2035818

Stay pahsitive, lads

Cross-referencing from the main thread. Just wanted to point out the phrase “Not going to repeat myself like a record.”
Isn’t there a symptom of autism where one does not understand colloquialisms? I’m really starting to doubt Philip’s ability have or comprehend abstract thoughts. I seriously believe that certain brain synopsis are simply not firing.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Cross-referencing from the main thread. Just wanted to point out the phrase “Not going to repeat myself like a record.”
Isn’t there a symptom of autism where one does not understand colloquialisms? I’m really starting to doubt Philip’s ability have or comprehend abstract thoughts. I seriously believe that certain brain synopsis are simply not firing.

The phrase is supposed to be 'sound like a broken record". Whatever the fuck is wrong with Phil's brain causes him to disregard the context of the record being broken as the reason the record repeats and instead just reference records generally as something that repeats for some reason.

This sounds more to me like the utterance of someone who's just really stupid and slow-witted than autistic, could be a bit of both though.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

Cross-referencing from the main thread. Just wanted to point out the phrase “Not going to repeat myself like a record.”

The phrase is supposed to be "sound like a broken record".

He could've said, "I don't want to sound like a broken record" or "I'm don't want to keep repeating myself," but from what I can tell he instead kind of mushed the two phrases together while leaving the former phrase incomplete. Reminds me a bit of when he's going into a game "cold," as in he has no idea what's in store for him, but instead says he "doing the run cold turkey."

 

[Schmeckel]

The phrase is supposed to be "sound like a broken record". Whatever the fuck is wrong with Phil's brain causes him to disregard the context of the record being broken as the reason the record repeats and instead just reference records generally as something that repeats for some reason.

This sounds more to me like the utterance of someone who's just really stupid and slow-witted than autistic, could be a bit of both though.

Half the time, he's like a walking Zapp Brannigan quote.

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

It never ceases to amaze me at just how fucking stupid Phil proves himself to be. And when he gets called out for making such mistakes, he flips his shit and delivers a LIMB.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Half the time, he's like a walking Zapp Brannigan quote.

"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

It never ceases to amaze me at just how fucking stupid Phil proves himself to be. And when he gets called out for making such mistakes, he flips his shit and delivers a LIMB.

He was questioned about his uptalk a few months ago and he said that he doesn't notice because he doesn't hear himself talk. I find it very autistic that a person doesn't hear what they say or how they say it,this is applied to him using words and phrases incorrectly too,he doesn't even pay attention to what comes out of his mouth because he is on autopilot 24/7 and has zero self awareness,and even if you point it out to him he has an excuse that makes no sense like when he explained that not following a cooking recipe that you found on the internet with 100% accuracy makes your meal "custom".

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Go piss up a rope.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Go piss up a rope.

pardon?

 

[KooksandFreaks]

pardon?

Didn't mean to offend you, Jimi Hendrix.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

but from what I can tell he instead kind of mushed the two phrases together while leaving the former phrase incomplete.

Makes sense since he does the same for words. That's how we get absolute gems like him saying that "inclusive" means the opposite of what it actually means since he probably combined "insular" and "exclusive".