Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

[Nurse Ratchet]

Straight from the Dali-esque mouth at his sped pulpit, 3 minutes ago*:

"A core. [....dramatic ellipse...] mentality. [...dramatic ellipse...] of human thinking."

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"( came back 2h later & realized I forgot to hit "post".)

 

[Iron Father]

Someone tipped phil talking about investing in doge (dogecoin)
How phil pronounced: Do-gay

OMFG that's amazing, someone needs to clip that and throw it up here.

 

[downwardspiral]

OMFG that's amazing, someone needs to clip that and throw it up here.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_ws-1Y5oJA&t=456 he isn't taking about doe-gay coin here but he does say it

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

“Sneaking gameplay” instead of saying stealth gameplay like any normal human being. DSP is just as much of an alien as Tommy Wiseau.

 

[PutridElephant]

Rose colored glasses

If you look at everything he does as bad, take off your rose colored glasses.

Phil, I think in this kantext you should be saying poop brown glasses since rose colored glasses are phasive and calming

 

[tzgnilki]

Rose colored glasses

If you look at everything he does as bad, take off your rose colored glasses.

Phil, I think in this kantext you should be saying poop brown glasses since rose colored glasses are phasive and calming

isn't it rose tinted, lol

 

[Iron Father]

What a retard. Rose colored glasses are the opposite of being cynical. Dipshit.

During his Wings rant he said people in his chat were talking about Wings for the "upteenth time":

Big ups to An1337 for the clip.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I haven't heard many people his age using umpteenth. Well he fucked it up but you know, just makes me think he got a roasting over the phone from his mother when she told him this is the umpteenth time he's called her up and asked for non-QVC based khantributions.

 

[Forbidden Math]

During his dim sum review (GOUT GOUT GOUT) Phil said "that shit was da bomb, as they say".

Phil, when is the last time someone who wasn't you said "da bomb"? Last time I heard a normal person saying that shit it was nearly 30 years ago when I was a fucking child.

It's like he's locked into high school in the memes he repeats, the way he acts, his hobbies, and his desires in life.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Phil was asked a philosophical question which was "can you prove jasper is real? Can you prove he stops existing when he is out of view and exist again when he is in your view?" , he responded by saying "at certain point you need to suspend your disbelief and stop worrying about if we live in a simulation and such.

I understand suspension of disbelief as not expecting 100% realism in fiction , he used it as to mean "you need to stop worrying about if its all meaningless".

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

"Liquidity". As in credit cards.

"Before bankruptcy, I had liquidity. What I mean by that, I was able to say: Oh alright it's a really bad month, I can charge everything. I can put it on a credit card. And then I'm going to try to pay that off later."

 

[Full Race Replay]

"Liquidity". As in credit cards.

"Before bankruptcy, I had liquidity. What I mean by that, I was able to say: Oh alright it's a really bad month, I can charge everything. I can put it on a credit card. And then I'm going to try to pay that off later."

Lol. The right word is credit. As in credit cards. Or you could be more abstract and say something like “flexibility”

 

[Zaryiu2]

He probably meant Pig Latin.

That's an insult to actual Pig Latin

“Sneaking gameplay” instead of saying stealth gameplay like any normal human being. DSP is just as much of an alien as Tommy Wiseau.

That's not fair to Wiseau

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"Free roaming cat" = he forgot to lock Jasper in the bedroom

 

[Prince Lotor]

Fuck it. It's been noted before how badly Phil abuses exclamation marks, such as when he will end every single sentence of a Tweet with 1 or 3, but I'm officially entering exclamation marks into the list of shit he doesn't know rather than just misuse or abusing with this instance from his whoreboard tonight: 9!

Does he mean the mathematical expression for '9 Factorial' (1×2×3×4×5×6×7×8×9)which equals 362,880? No, he means the DSPositive expression '9 [Bingo-wing jiggling T-pose]'

And it's returned on the whore board too
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Edit: Also I think I'm going to call him either Bingo Wing Phil or Bingo Wings Burnell from now on.

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP said he's still pertinent. Does he not know what that word means or is he deluding himself? You be the judge.

 

[Wurstbrot]

"You only know the tip of the iceberg" should be the right phrase. But we deal with DSP who twists everything to the opposite:

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Das boot

He used to say this when kicking someone from chat or a party thinking it means "The boot" as in being removed.

Das boot is German for The boat.

 

[PutridElephant]

Pomagrapples

What people at Google eat while they're doing their palates

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Here’s a surprisingly obvious one, “manual ban.” What exactly is a non-manual ban? When the stupid jannies do it for you? I don’t think Nightbot has a banhammer.