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Comma said:
"Thanks to everyone who HAS contributed":

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I know sometimes it's hard to keep up with the fast-moving autism vortex called DSP, so just to remind everyone - this was TWO days ago:

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Yup. Things sure are back to normal. Did he forget that he told his audience he also got paid by Twitch?

Sheesh. What a cocksucker.
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Comma said:
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Okay.
This shit is so much and so often.
I am pretty sure he has systematically and real regular like started stepping up the beg a while ago or something because I could almost swear every stream of his has been this way and for a bit too because I auto zone it out now and I'm beginning to "miss" hearing it.
Phil, its not a good thing when the beg is on auto ignore.
 
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"Hey BWT, how you doing. Good to see you, havent seen you in a while".

Search pigpiggo, and the only time BWT ever comes up is "thanks for the cheer", "thanks for the re sub", "BWT just tipped". Yea I bet its good to see him, you piece of fucking shit. More proof that they are nothing but open wallets to him.

LMAO! And he's pignosis'ing why this playthrough is better than the last time, even though the previous playthrough had "commentary and co-op play". He can't ever let it go. He always has to remind people that he's "happier now and much more matured than he used to be". Despite looking like a fucking goblin, his health has to be horrible, he's in a loveless marriage, he has no friends, he has no one outside of his parents and MAYBE Khet that he can trust, and is fresh off a bankruptcy, and a foreclosure that will never end. As long as he puts on a vest these days, everything is perfect for him..
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's possible that Jenna was telling the truth that Kat is on the spectrum. I know Jenna is a fucking lunatic who makes shit up, but maybe Kat is "special".

I mean she did get a court ordered mental health evaluation. She did have to be reminded to read the tips out loud. She did marry Darksydephil. Somethings not right upstairs.

So I prefer not to think Kat is a cheating gold digger. I like to think Phil is taking advantage of another wheelchair symbol. That's what he's best at.

I like to think Phil lied and made promises to Kat that he had no intention of fulfilling. Kat had no friends or family to, for lack of a better word, protect her from Phil. She thought this rich man would take care of her and get her away from her abusive boyfriend who made her watch Marvel movies.

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In my opinion, Kat is retarded and Phil is a predator.
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Kat obviously used to stream, we have seen it from the clips.

I don't know if she's an E girl that was a fan of his or if he found her on twitch and got her under his pignosis
 
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Mr. Brown said:
Kat obviously used to stream, we have seen it from the clips.

I don't know if she's an E girl that was a fan of his or if he found her on twitch and got her under his pignosis
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Lol. I know it's hard to process, because it should be, but trust me. Between the two of them, Phil is far from the one with the highest degree of mental prowess. He didn't hypnotize her into shit.

It doesn't take much more awareness than temperature sensitivity to suss out a decent mark, & he is a radiating bat signal of dumbshit. Especially during that one time he had to go like two weeks without someone unwrapping his Lunchables for him, or putting his underoos in the loud soapy water machine.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
he has no one outside of his parents and MAYBE Khet that he can trust
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Katherine can't be trusted to buy some groceries after a shift and bring them home. Phil can't trust himself to get in a cab and do it without her there to chaperone either. Apparently Phil can't trust anyone. Not even himself. Impetuous italian 4th place "I'll show you" rebound play he's been making all his life.
 
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DZoomer said:
Phil isn't a survivor nor is he eternal. He's irrelevant.

Could Twitter leftists cancel him and force Twitch to ban him? Of course they could. But they won't, because he just doesn't matter. He tries to start fights on Twitter, people laugh at him and carry on with their lives.

Phil's irrelevance is his only protection. If some big name like Ninja decided to squash the roach, he'd be gone before you could say "gout". But why would a millionaire care about what a bankrupt beggar says?

Mark my words: the only way Phil will ever get cancelled is if he either does something bad that goes viral (like when he called a little girl a bitch and said he'd slap her irl), or some big name decides to fuck him up because he's annoyed at the roach.
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Just to piggyback off this; the proof that his irrelevancy is his protection is in his 11 year begacy to begin with. When DSP was much more relevant he got "cancelled" several times, it's just that being cancelled looked a bit different back then. He lost partnerships and sponsorships multiple times, because of things he said and did in his content.

If a plane flies below the radar and avoids anti-aircraft attacks, they didn't survive an attack, they were never even noticed in the first place.
 
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tomithy said:
"I did not make myself an internet success by shitting on others."

Actual words he just uttered in the pre-stream. Not joking.
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DSP's ENTIRE FUCKING GIMMICK in the old days was to rant about shitty games, game devs and shill content creators. The whole reason he fostered his raw reahl edgelord fanbase who loved dirty jokes was because he was the regular Joe guy willing to take some hate for speaking da truth about shitheads.

He's fucking delusional.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's possible that Jenna was telling the truth that Kat is on the spectrum. I know Jenna is a fucking lunatic who makes shit up, but maybe Kat is "special".

I mean she did get a court ordered mental health evaluation. She did have to be reminded to read the tips out loud. She did marry Darksydephil. Somethings not right upstairs.

So I prefer not to think Kat is a cheating gold digger. I like to think Phil is taking advantage of another wheelchair symbol. That's what he's best at.

I like to think Phil lied and made promises to Kat that he had no intention of fulfilling. Kat had no friends or family to, for lack of a better word, protect her from Phil. She thought this rich man would take care of her and get her away from her abusive boyfriend who made her watch Marvel movies.

Tl;dr
In my opinion, Kat is retarded and Phil is a predator.
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It has been said many times but Phil would be a virgin incel if it wasnt for the internet, he literally has nothing to offer to a woman: He is physically revolting, he is low IQ, he is extremely boring, he can't take a joke, he has no interesting stories, he has autism, he can't even use words properly. If it wasn't because of the internet when he was fired from the helicopter job that was it, he was never going to work again in anything related to his degree ever again nor he would hold any job worth mentioning so his destiny without the internet was to be a tard living with his parents and stocking shelves for the rest of his life.

That means he would have been very poor if things had taken its intended course, the only reason he ever had a girlfriend and a wife is because Leanna was 17 so she was very naive and on top of that Phil spend a lot of money on her to woooh her and made her the following offer: "cook my meals and you wont have to work" , with Kat he made the same deal "cook my meals and you can live in my house and I'll take care of all the bills". I don't think I need to mention how any guy, no matter how autistic and un-fuckable, can get a woman if you offer her free housing and on top of that you buy her gifts. Phil is not an incel because he offers women gifts and housing, and those women are 17 or exceptional.

If it wasn't for the internet he would have never had the "I'm a streamer" clout, he wouldn't have the 110k a year job because he would be stacking shelves while living with his parents so no gifts or free housing for his women. If it wasn't for the internet he would be a virigin incel since he has literally nothing to offer.
Iron Hamster said:
It's hilarious how he doesn't even listen to what he says. He instantly forgets the qualifier in his sentence "if you enjoy the stream, if you enjoy the game play".........
If you're not getting your not 'mandatory' tips, they aren't enjoying it retard. You debunked yourself.
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I was watching MrHuth video about the time he scammed a fan for 20 dollars, a fan tipped him 20$ for him to buy untitled goose game and he didn't bought it. Someone pretended to be that fan on the king of hate forums and wrote a message insulting Phil, Phil thought that was the real guy and said something along the lines "this guy didn't gave me money because of the years I have been a content creator,because he wanted to do somemthing nice for me or help me out,he tipped because of selfish reason,because he wanted someting from me(for him to play untitled goose game)"



This narcissistic tard believes he should be getting money because its his job and he has been doing this for a long time and if you ask anything from him(like for him to be entertaining) you are being selfish.
 
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