World Cup 2018 - THE COMBINED AFRICA TEAM WINS

[MidUSA]

If Colombia hadn't wasted 90% of their energy complaining to the ref, I think they'd had scored more than one goal before full time.

 

[CWCissey]

Another nothing special match that only truly got interesting in the 2nd Half - and honestly, I was somewhat rooting for Colombia to beat these lucky motherfuckers, because this was clearly the only way England was truly winning anything at this point in World Cup. I expect them to get their asses handed to them in quarterfinals after this as punishment for such a robbery.

>Expecting England to win on penalties
>England getting lucky
>COLUMBIA WUZ ROBBED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA WHAT?

 

[Big Nasty]

England are practically being sore losers even before they've actually lost.

 

[cypocryphy]

Since there are no matches today, and it's the 4th of July...I'll just post this:

 

[LulzKiller]

France through to semi-finals with a 2-0 victory over Uruguay.

 

[soy_king]

France really improved its defensive ability since their game with Argentina, and overall played a much more coordinated game than Uruguay. I'm sorry that Cavani wasn't playing, otherwise him and Suarez might have given Uruguay more of a fighting chance.

 

[ure_mum]

Glad to see France is taking cues from Nerman
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/vxbwra

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Fuck it, with my favorite team out early (Germany...how could you after my years of faithful support) and my second choice, Mexico, also hilariously destroyed I guess I'll pull for France. Nice to see them beat an uppity Uruguay.

Allez les bleus.

 

[soy_king]

Glad to see France is taking cues from Nerman
https://www.clippituser.tv/c/vxbwra

Varane, Griezmann, and Mbappe are carrying the team on their backs. They actually have a chance to beat Brazil and win.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Brazilian own goal in the 13th minute.

Best timeline.

EDIT: While on the subject of Brazil, even Diego "Hand of God" Maradona thinks Neymar's melodramatics are exceptional. If that isn't a sign to reassess his lifestyle, I don't know what is.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/982901/Neymar-Diego-Maradona-Brazil-World-Cup-diving-storm

 

[CWCissey]

Brazilian own goal in the 13th minute.

Best timeline.

Please say it happened because Neymar was acting like a poof again and during his theatrics, the ball deflected off of him and into the net.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

Oh boy, Belgians have just scored another goal.
0-2

EDIT: Brazilians are pressuring Belgium pretty hard, though. They had several very close shots at goal.

 

[soy_king]

Please say it happened because Neymar was acting like a poof again and during his theatrics, the ball deflected off of him and into the net.

Sadly no. It was Fernandinho.

Oh boy, Belgians have just scored another goal.
0-2

EDIT: Brazilians are pressuring Belgium pretty hard, though. They had several very close shots at goal.

Brazil has had more shots, but they've also allowed a lot of openings in their defense. The primary thing saving them from complete ass rape is that they get back to their side fast enough to form a defensive wall.

 

[ure_mum]

It's over, Belgium win 2-1.
Also, no South American team is left in the World Cup. I find that really interesting, would've thought one of them would have made it into the semis.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Brazil out, 2-1, to Belgium.

The closer it got to full time, the more Neymar was hamming it up in the box. There was one bit where the Belgian defender accidentally touched his hair and he catapulted himself base over apex and I thought he was going to do a forward roll.

Speaking of which, a clickbait writer for the Independent says if you sneer at Neymar for his melodrama you're a filthy gammon.

 

[LulzKiller]

The more important stat is that no multiple world cup winner is left in the running, only France and England have previously won a World Cup.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Thank God this team of circus monkeys lost.

 

[CWCissey]

And with that, the sound of 208 million HUE HUE HUEs have been silenced.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

And with that, the sound of 208 million HUE HUE HUEs have been silenced.

Can we get any Portuguese speaking Kiwis (from the International board maybe) in here to post and translate the obligatory salticles from the Brazilian media?

 

[Draza]

Hahaha, hey hey go home.