Worst experience trying to hold in a pee - Can be for number 2 as well if you want to go there

One time I was walking back with a friend from a night out and as we were passing a park, he said he really needed a piss and went off to a nearby tree. I was standing a fair way off, looking in the other direction and didn’t notice the police car pulling up. These two policemen got out of their car and went up to my friend, who was mid-flow and absolutely incapable of stopping. My friend tells me that he just tried to grin winningly and wish them a good evening.

In the end, they just told him not to do it again. I think they just thought it would be funny to mess with the drunk.
 
Had to urgently go right before a 3 hour trip and somehow promptly forgot I needed to go once I left. The result was abdominal pain and lots of cranberry juice for my entire (then ruined) vacation.
 
In grade 10, I went on a day trip from west suburban Montreal to Quebec City, roughly two and a half hours each way by highway (plus the additional 10 to 15 minute trip to and from home from high school). I don't remember exactly when we got to school but it was before sunrise in October, so I'm thinking 5:30a.m. to 6 a.m.-ish, and we didn't get back until 9p.m.-ish. I didn't like public washrooms (and still don't) and, thus, I held it in the whole day until I got home.

It was an accomplishment that I still take weird pride in over a quarter century later, even if the bus ride and then car ride home was agony and even though I don't have anywhere near the bladder stamina today.
 
The time at high-school I found the restroom door locked and I needed to pee real bad, leaving me with no option other than to relieve myself in a dark store room. Some days later the principal complained that some dirty bastard had pissed on the school's new basketball jerseys and some books.
 
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We've all had that urge to take a piss while watching a movie at the theater. I don't like to get up to go because I don't want to miss anything so I just hold it in until the movie's over.

Worst time that happened to me though was Iron Man 3. I had to piss really bad halfway through but I soldiered on and waited for the end of the movie. Unfortunately, Iron Man 3 is over 2 hours long complete with a post-credits sequence and I was already squirming in my seat by the halfway mark.

I managed to hold it in until I got to the restroom after the movie was over, but it's still the worst time that happened to me in the theater.
 
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I remember staying over at a friend's house when I was in 6th grade or so. His sister was one of those obnoxious assholes who couldn't just use the restroom and leave, always took her forever to GTFO. Woke up the next morning needing to piss, she was in the bathroom. Held it in for 90 minutes (yes she was still in the bathroom after an hour and a half) before sneaking out to a secluded area in his backyard to piss in a bush. Could have just done that in the first place I suppose, but I was worried what his parents would think if they walked out and saw me.
 
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Being in the car with my family on a ten hour drive and having to pee when my mom was driving through an open area with no stores, gas stations or bathrooms. I had to pee for at least an hour and going over those bumps was so uncomfortable.
 
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On a college road trip, I didn't feel like I needed to use the bathroom during our post-game meal at an all-night restaurant. Once we got back on the bus for the remaining hour of our drive back to campus, however, I regretted that decision when I almost immediately got the telltale urge to pee. Of course, that last stretch of freeway between the restaurant and campus had no rest areas, either.

By the time we finally arrive on campus and park the bus behind the field house, I need to pee so bad I'm afraid I'll let loose at any moment. Although there was usually a single custodian that worked midnight shift in the field house, there was none that particular night; the doors were locked shut much to my horror.

With no access to the bathroom inside, I used my option of last resort: I waited for everyone else to drive home and I then used my car door as a shield to conceal the fact I peed in the parking lot. Thankfully, there was a sewer grate next to my car for me to use as a makeshift urinal. On the way home, I scolded myself to never get in that predicament again. I also thanked Godbear that the lot behind the field house tended to be ignored by campus safety. This pretty much assured that I wouldn't get caught in the act.
 
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TFW you finally find an open stall only to find it's one of THESE types
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OK fine.

I was homeless for a while (also drinking heavily mostly beer at the time), living in my car in a WAL*MART parking lot. This WAL*MART was closed from midnight to about 5am(?) so overnight I would generally piss in a large bottle, then empty it out later on, so as not to get arrested for indecent exposure waving my dick around. I hated doing this though so often would find myself rushing in around exactly 5. Once I did not make it and urinated all over myself, like 5 yards away from the main entrance. It was humiliating and one of the things that got started chipping away at the perceptions of still having dignity that kept me from going to AA. I'm thankful it didn't happen inside the building though and trebly thankful that it was raining at the time.

Also have many stories about urinating and defecating on excessive amounts of psychedelic drugs in absolutely horrifying music-festival port-a-potties.
 
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Kinda subverts the trope but I always have a problem when I try to pee really hard but my dong is too hard and I'm too horny and the girl is just kneeling in my bathtub looking up at me and waiting and it gets awkward especially when just like 2 drops go out lol
 
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A couple of years ago, when I was still in school, my friends camped in a wood near my house. By near I literally mean less than a quarter a mile away from my house. I had stuff to do early in the morning and decided that I would have a drink with my friends and then go back home to my bed so I could get a good sleep. My parents set me a curfew of midnight because they didn't want me to come in too late roaring drunk and waking them up.

We had been out most of the day and I drank quite a bit of alcohol. Earlier on (pre 9pm) my friends and I opted to piss at my house but as it got later and darker and we got drunker and louder, we stayed clear of that. I needed to piss real badly after this but decided to wait until I was home to do so because I am not a fan of doing the toilet outdoors when it can be avoided.

It was my time of the month and the thought of peeing in the woods was too much

There was no streetlights from the woods to my house so two of my friends walked me home. One of the guys was really drunk, and me and my other friend ended up holding him up on my walk home. All I could think of was relieving my bladder when I got home. We got to my front door and the very drunk guy asked if he could use my toilet. I agreed, thinking he would be in and out but then he threw up all over my bathroom. I promised my parents we weren't drinking a lot so I got my other friend to help me clean the puke which took an age, all whilst holding in an alcohol pee.
 
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