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Tootsie rolls are great, you fucking communist
Worst Halloween Candy - Black Licorice vs Candy Corn
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Tootsie rolls are great, you fucking communist
Paralethal
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Are you familiar with the Boston Molasses Disaster of 1919?
Necco lied; people died.
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I just used them as chalk when I was little
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Whoppers. Who the fuck likes malted milk balls in the 21st century?
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Hey, the vanilla ones are pretty good! Not big on the other flavors though.
I am also dismayed at the hatred for Bit-O-Honey.
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One time I got a religious comic. It wasn't a Chick Tract, just some boring shit about keeping the devil out of Halloween and every day life, so I didn't even get unintentional humor out of it.
As far as candy goes black licorice was always my least favorite. I'd just give it to my mom.
As far as candy goes black licorice was always my least favorite. I'd just give it to my mom.
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but i like them peppermint and butterscotch candies
this shit
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now i will say those butterscotch candies are great but only god damn lizard people actually go out of their way to eat peppermints
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I resssent that.
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As a fat kid I never had too much of a problem with a lot of candies except for hands fucking down Necco Wafers. Those things are like Satans musky balls in my mouth and I have no idea who the hell actually enjoys them but they should just go away and hide back into their own crazy hotel.
Close second for me are lollipops. Not because they taste bad or anything they are just such a tedious candy to eat. Its like a commitment you aren't ready for in your mouth, but once you realize you didn't want this as much as you thought you did its too late and you're pretty much stuck with it. (granted you could just spit it out but its the principle of it damn it!)
Close second for me are lollipops. Not because they taste bad or anything they are just such a tedious candy to eat. Its like a commitment you aren't ready for in your mouth, but once you realize you didn't want this as much as you thought you did its too late and you're pretty much stuck with it. (granted you could just spit it out but its the principle of it damn it!)
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Reese's. I don't particularly hate Reese's but everyone who actually went outside their house at least once in their life knows how easy those fuckers melt and turn sour in heat.
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Reeces are only good when they've been in the fridge for a while or frozen
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Exactly so why hand it out when merely breathing on the package turns them into syrup?
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I love black licorice, especially Panda brand, and Reeses are the Holy Grail of trick-or-treat candy. But Smartees on the other hand, or Rockets as the Canucks call em are basically trash. I would throw these out along with dum dums, tootsie rolls of all flavors, red hots, and hard candies by around Christmas time each year.
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red hots are pretty damn good though
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Bonus if you get them from a local candy shop that actually makes them from scratch.
I'd love to be able to give out home made candies during trick or treating, I've made large batches of candied and sugar coated orange and lemon peels. Perfect fall candies honestly.
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I've never in my life ever met anyone who genuinely liked circus peanuts. It's like they exist just to be hated.