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wait..I always thought it was Simonchu. Evan tried to break the TV.
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Yeah, he tried to break the TV. He was trying to kill the Great Mayor, and for that he'd probably face the death penalty anyway.

But he sure as hell wasn't the one who killed Simonla. At least, not in the Sonichu comics.

Continuity never was Chris' strong point.
 
Men can still have boobs.
They are called manboobs, and they are disgusting.
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I have a few things to say about this page.
1) that black thing (her bellybutton I'm guessing) seems a liiiiiiil bit high, either that or her boobs are so saggy that they reach down there.
2) that little detail on the bra that says she's a C cup.
3) how are sonichu's eyes not irritated from having a bra right on them. My eyelashes irritate the crap out of my eyes and they water for hours. Sonichu's got eyes of steel.
I really need to get the brain bleach.
 
You're saying that like you can even separate the horribleness into individual segments, the entire thing is far, far worse than just one page.
 
The entirety of Sonich #10 is a fricking Lovecraftian Nightmare, but for my money, no page has comes to mind as "worst" more than this:

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Just look at it. Not only is it compositionally a train-wreck, with tons of negative space, bad art in general, and some atrocious dialogue, but it also features what is, unequivocally, the single most disturbing image in all of Sonichu. To say that after SheCameForCWC.jpg, PENIS COMIC, and UNGA-WUNGA is a hell of an accomplishment on its own, but the actual content on its own gets worse and worse the more you think about it.

Consider this: We see the murder carried out in Sonichu #10: Evan was not the one who placed or set off the Voltorb.

Alec was.

Wild had Sandy execute a man that did not kill her mother.

Meh, there's nothing Chris drew that I really find disturbing. The childish art just makes it too silly to be taken seriously, plus I'm sure that you can find more disturbing stuff in mainstream horror and action films. With that being said, I'm kind of amused by Evan's tears. They're just so out of place, they look fitting on a child whose lunch money was taken by a bully, not on a torture victim. Now that I think about it, Evan's facial expression in general don't seem to really reflect the distress that Chris probably wanted to convey.
 
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Meh, there's nothing Chris drew that I really find disturbing. The childish art just makes it too silly to be taken seriously, plus I'm sure that you can find more disturbing stuff in mainstream horror and action films. With that being said, I'm kind of amused by Evan's tears. They're just so out of place, they look fitting on a child whose lunch money was taken by a bully, not on a torture victim. Now that I think about it, Evan's facial expression in general don't seem to really reflect the distress that Chris probably wanted to convey.
It was just so jarring because up until then, Chris was genuinely against brutal violence. Prickly-wicklies and all.
Like, he took the fight with Merried Seinor Comic from Monthy Python, but thought mutilation would be too morbid (it was for comic purposes in the film, but Chris likely took it dramatically) and so he made Merried have bionic limbs. Anytime there was a fight, with villains or hordes of Jerkops it just looked like in any cartoon. So graphic violence was something unexpected.
 

So Sonichu goes from being the size of a soccer ball, to his normal size...And then grows to be a hulking giant over Blachu? Also look at that waist on Sonichu in the last panel. :tomgirl:

I don't know, I think this page really makes it clear what a badass macho alpha male Sonichu really is. I mean, that collision with Blachu has clearly left both his legs as well as his waist fractured on several points, yet he can still muster up enough strength to just stand there triumphantly, not even giving a shit about the agonizing pain that's shooting up from his lower body like a disrupting volcano of pure carnal torment. No wonder all that pussy Blachu can do is gaze at the almighty OC's pelvic area with total awe... either that or he's just horrified speechless by Sonichu's mutilated body. "YOU... should really go to a hospital."
 
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Possibly the worst page I've read, and I presume others have posted it.

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Where do I start?

First off, the wall of text in a comic book of all things.

Next, you suddenly realize that you kind of need to read the wall of text to get why Ivy randomly died despite being built up as Chris-Chan's "shipped by God" love interest or why the Electric Hedgehogs are randomly crying.

And lastly, and I think everyone would know this one, the way Ivy died is disrespectful to how she actually died... Though I'm not sure if Ivy actually existed or was just a fabrication.
 
Possibly the worst page I've read, and I presume others have posted it.

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Where do I start?

First off, the wall of text in a comic book of all things.

Next, you suddenly realize that you kind of need to read the wall of text to get why Ivy randomly died despite being built up as Our Pet Lolcow's "shipped by God" love interest or why the Electric Hedgehogs are randomly crying.

And lastly, and I think everyone would know this one, the way Ivy died is disrespectful to how she actually died... Though I'm not sure if Ivy actually existed or was just a fabrication.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q&A

Fabrication.
 
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