Worst threads on Kiwi Farms

The ones that aren’t funny. Either because the subject is more horrifying than funny like the Zoosadist ones. That or ones where it’s a bunch of jilted fanboys asshurt over their favorite e-celeb dissing their favorite anime or video game.
 
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In all honesty, the gaming sub-forum is just full of cringe incarnate. They tend to be bad entirely due to the subject matter (video games) being a sperg magnet.
There's also all the threads in multi-media about some upcoming film that shows that Hollywood is out of ideas (no shit, Sherlock!). They all read in the same way, and occasionally, something like the Emoji Movie will attract massive hateboners that are almost as autistic as the films themselves.
(Though I do like the bad character designs thread.)
 
The main DSP thread. The Dobbo thread. The Chipman thread.

In general, any thread where if you haven't been on it for years, and open it up, you have no fucking clue what's even going on.

But what if you read it by starting from the beginning. Like, I'm currently power-reading the Dobby thread from the original locked 2013 thread. The shit that guy does is fucking astounding.

Any thread with the lolcow themselves in it which devolve into the cow attention whoring and being enabled by it from Kiwis who try to sperg at them with the cow then just shitting up the thread trying to get it taken down with nothing being done about them.

So any HALALALALALALALALALALALAL thread?
 
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The main DSP thread. The Dobbo thread. The Chipman thread.

In general, any thread where if you haven't been on it for years, and open it up, you have no fucking clue what's even going on.
As a regular of Bob Chipman’s Kiwi Farms thread (along with @Flexo , @Mola Ram , @Doctor Placebo , @LordofCringe7206 , and @John Andrews Stan , among others), I feel compelled to defend it.

Bob may be a monotonous cow impotently tard-raging on Twitter, but I find his stupidity to be rather enlightening.

You see, some of the best conversations I’ve had on this board about politics, science, entertainment, and whatever other topics Bob gives his uninformed opinion on have been in that thread. Mainly because it brings out people who actually know what he’s talking about and in correcting the record, I’ve learned a lot of really neat, interesting things about the world.

So as aggravating as Chipman is, I can’t help but be draw back to his thread time and time again, because his idiotic tweets and videos are great conversation starters.
 
The Vinesauce thread is just a decaying Beauty Parlor thread masquerading as a Games thread. The same uninteresting gossip regurgitated every ten pages or so, just with a different name inserted in the "Did you hear x did y thing 10 years ago" formula and filled with reddit/tumblr refugees who just hide out in that one thread and pretend to be totally hip and cool to the Kiwi Farms scene man 8) while unironically calling out posts for being problematic or xphobic.

Some good content gets posted sometimes but ever since it became fucking drama central last year it's just been endless circlejerking. Definitely not the worst thread by any stretch, but a shame nonetheless.
 
As a regular of Bob Chipman’s Kiwi Farms thread (along with @Flexo , @Mola Ram , @Doctor Placebo , @LordofCringe7206 , and @John Andrews Stan , among others), I feel compelled to defend it.

Bob may be a monotonous cow impotently tard-raging on Twitter, but I find his stupidity to be rather enlightening.

You see, some of the best conversations I’ve had on this board about politics, science, entertainment, and whatever other topics Bob gives his uninformed opinion on have been in that thread. Mainly because it brings out people who actually know what he’s talking about and in correcting the record, I’ve learned a lot of really neat, interesting things about the world.

So as aggravating as Chipman is, I can’t help but be draw back to his thread time and time again, because his idiotic tweets and videos are great conversation starters.
Another thing about the Film Robert's thread is that he does little besides rant on Twitter, so it usually doesn't take much context to understand what's going on. It's mostly just "What stupid shit did Bob say on Twitter today?"

Also, unlike some other threads on the site where if you ask questions people will rate you dumb and tell you to read the OP, or the rest of thread (sometimes the OP doesn't actually have the info, and reading an entire hundreds or thousands of page thread isn't something most people are willing to do) Bob's thread is usually full of people who are happy to fill in newcomers on the most infamous pieces of Bob history, or whatever recent drama has happened. So it's pretty easy to get up to speed. The downside is that information gets repeated a lot. Robert's eugenics comments, his toxic cooking adventures, etc, tend to keep getting shared every couple hundred pages when someone new asks about them. If you find those things hilarious it's not a problem, but if you don't you'll be doing a lot of skimming comments sometimes.

Bob's thread is less of an archive (aside from the OP) than an ongoing chat about one man's unrelenting anger, failure, and stupidity.
 
Trump Enslavement Syndrome

This is not because of my personal political beliefs or anything (hell I massively disagree with the President on certain issues), but it's because the thread is generally a boring slog to read through. It's more focused on complaining about how Trump is bad rather than finding dumb shit to laugh at from his supporters (which to give credit they do post but it's rare), and getting into slapfights with right wing users who pop into the forum that last for pages, or fall for obvious bait whether it's provocative statements to piss them off or very obvious satire of anti-Trump sentiment that they circlejerk. I get that this site doesn't have many places to discuss problems with the President given the right wing presence on this site, but for fuck's sake I want to go into a thread making fun of Trump supporters because of dumb idiots who are either funny or fascinating to watch like going to the zoo, not political slapfights about how Trump is evil. While the TDS thread does suck off Trump many times and have dumb shit in it, at least that thread balances it out by documenting idiots who freak out over the President in very petty ways.

tl;dr The thread is boring Anti-Trump circlejerk that gets stuck in political slapfights or bait posts instead of funny or interesting content of Trump supporters making an ass of themselves.
 
The Tranny Sideshows thread has gone from funny to unreadable. It’s all humorless screeds, full of armchair trannology, about how mentally ill trannies are destroying society. Page after page swallowed up by the same tedious debates over TERFs, whether or not HSTS are harmless, and if any trannies actually pass. It’s no longer worth wading through this bullshit to laugh at genuine troonwrecks from Reddit and Twitter.

I just checked back in to see if it had improved since Null commented to this effect a few months ago — but no, it’s worse than ever.
 
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The Tranny Sideshows thread has gone from funny to unreadable. It’s all humorless screeds, full of armchair trannology, about how mentally ill trannies are destroying society. Page after page swallowed up by the same tedious debates over TERFs, whether or not HSTS are harmless, and if any trannies actually pass. It’s no longer worth wading through this bullshit to laugh at genuine troonwrecks from Reddit and Twitter.

I just checked back in to see if it had improved since Null commented to this effect a few months ago — but no, it’s worse than ever.


Feminists ruin everything.
 
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The thread I started in the prospering grounds on Jai heart. Twitch streamer, pony fag, possibly gay as a three dollar bill or is at least into playing will it fit, and Brianna wu and Chris Chan's Best friend. Had only that info and two irl pics of the guy didn't have a dox or background or anything on him. That's why I made it in the prospering grounds thinking others would fill in the blank. I think the thread was removed before spergatoray was a thing but I deserve to have it there. It made me swear to never try to start a lolcow thread again.
 
Trump Enslavement Syndrome

This is not because of my personal political beliefs or anything (hell I massively disagree with the President on certain issues), but it's because the thread is generally a boring slog to read through. It's more focused on complaining about how Trump is bad rather than finding dumb shit to laugh at from his supporters (which to give credit they do post but it's rare), and getting into slapfights with right wing users who pop into the forum that last for pages, or fall for obvious bait whether it's provocative statements to piss them off or very obvious satire of anti-Trump sentiment that they circlejerk. I get that this site doesn't have many places to discuss problems with the President given the right wing presence on this site, but for fuck's sake I want to go into a thread making fun of Trump supporters because of dumb idiots who are either funny or fascinating to watch like going to the zoo, not political slapfights about how Trump is evil. While the TDS thread does suck off Trump many times and have dumb shit in it, at least that thread balances it out by documenting idiots who freak out over the President in very petty ways.

tl;dr The thread is boring Anti-Trump circlejerk that gets stuck in political slapfights or bait posts instead of funny or interesting content of Trump supporters making an ass of themselves.
I remembered making this post and it aged really badly now that the election is over, if anything the Trump Derangement Syndrome thread is currently the worst thread on the Kiwi Farms for being a right-wing circlejerk that focuses more on political discussion rather than discussing lols aside from making fun of the same two people or taking any critique of Trump as derangement. There is a lot of doomer posting there as well and bitching about the existence of threads taking the piss out of Trump and Trump supporters as places for "the liberals to whine about Trump" while being in a thread whining about democrats all day. It doesn't help that there really is not as much material as there used to be while Trumpfags are acting like the most salty people ever with insane conspiracies, discussions about how the world sucks, and completely bad takes.

Even before Trump lost, the thread honestly wasn't that good as it had some of these problem but at least had some lols but now that Trump is out of office, the thread is now garbage especially with some people whining and wishing that Trump could get back in power or win somehow. Alternatively it's whining about how they are going to be sent to re-education camps or Biden will drone strike Americans.

tl;dr The Pendulum swung another direction where TES is now the better thread while TDS became worse than ever with more autism from doomposting to general whining
 
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