Would Chris survive Vietnam? A comprehensive analysis - Fuzzy Wuzzy was wrong.

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It would be like the first half of Full Metal Jacket, with Chris as Pyle.

I know we're not talking about the Vietnam War, but I still think that's what would happen.
 
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trueandhonestfan said:
I don't know how well Chris would do there. If he could collect his tugboat and keep to himself then maybe. It seems unlikely that you could collect it while living in another country.
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You can't. The tugboat is given out by the U.S. government. If you stay out of the country longer than thirty days, you forfeit it.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
Please let me know if you have any questions or you think I missed something.
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Would Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have become a popular V-Pop group to rival the likes of say... 365daband?
Would Vietnamese Barb... let's give her the Vietnamese name "Bi'ch" - have cooked bad Pho one night causing Bob and Chris to never eat at home again?
Would Chris's Vietnamese name be Quach Thành Chinh Lan?

I think they're all valid questions to determine if he'd survive in Vietnam.

deadmermaid said:
Chris is a cockroach
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Quachroach.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
I decided to take things into my hands and scope out Vietnam myself... I will add with a caveat that I'm richer than Chris because I actually have a job and I'm not a fat lazy sack of shit...

...My tour guide told me...

...dey hate the damn dirty homos in Vietnam, but I didn't see any of that...

...Vietnam is fucking cheap. I bought a liter of Fiji water for like $3. I stayed in a four star hotel that heads of state stay in for $90 a night...

...While in Saigon, I observed a Popeyes (WE DONT EVEN HAVE THIS IN CHINA), KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, and a Carl's Jr (known as Hardees on the east coast)...
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Did... did you just come up with a roundabout way to sperg about your Vietnam vacation here by making it about CWC?

Just post your vacation slideshow if you want
 
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Huh, tbh I'm quite surprised to see Vietnamese kiwis. Anyway Chris would probably have a better chance getting a mail-ordered bride in the States than trying to survive in VN. At least he'd have home field advantage.
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
Phew! What a doozy! I decided to take things into my hands (even though he was banned 3 years ago for some reason) and scope out Vietnam myself. I will add with a caveat that I'm richer than Chris because I actually have a job and I'm not a fat lazy sack of shit. Here is my comprehensive analysis about whether Chris would survive in Vietnam.
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You just went full retard, never go full retard
 
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Flowers For Sonichu said:
How do they track it?
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Bank accounts & mailing addresses. (Chris gets direct deposit, I believe.) If they see Chris using his card in another country, they'll know something's up. He also can't save up & then make off with cash, because a) he can't save for shit, & b) you can't keep more than $2000 in the bank before your funding gets cut (this includes assets like stocks, for example). You could hide money under a mattress or something, but if they catch you, you're in a world of hurt.

You know how Al Capone was finally taken down? They couldn't catch him for the mob stuff; they got him for tax evasion. The feds don't fuck around. If they want their money, then by God they'll get it. You can only fool Uncle Sam for so long.
 
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