Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man? - aka Debate user doodoocaca on the validity of rape victims

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man?

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Depends on the bear.

In Europe, bears avoid humans because bears that thought humans were tasty got ye olde knight's spiketh maul up their assholes.

Grizzlies on the other end starved if they didn't eat everything in their wastelands. Same for polar bears.

A panda is absolutely safer than a nigger in a forest. An eurobear is around nigger level. A grizzly is like a feral pack of chimping nogs.

My theory was that a random bear or person gets deposited, like by aliens or glowies. For a Panda it has to be a forest with some bamboo at least.

Now I take it that this forest has no other big animals. No wolfpacks etc.

The answer is of course Mankind's oldest tool, racism. Also known as pattern recognition.

Panda bear, white man, yellow man, you are fine and safe.

Black bear, eurobear, pajeet, darker yellow, amerimutt mixes, or spic, arab* or african negro you are in moderate danger. It depends on how things go, how docile and hungry they are.

Nigger, gypsy or grizzly or polar bear: Where da white wimminz at? You are fucking dead. This wild beast will savage and eat you, and will do everything in its power to prevent you fleeing.

*Long nosed subspecies will devour your wallet for sure.
 
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Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
You’re the retard here. I’m aware bears are omnivores and have eaten humans. However they mainly attack humans if they feel threatened. They seldom eat humans and it’s even rarer for them to hunt humans.

Also they don’t kill people for “fun”.
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You haven't been around big animals much, have you? A bear can just be having a bad fucking day. And yes, they can kill for fun. You are a ant to them.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
How big is the bear? A grizzly will get stuck in a house and you can probably flee but a black bear is small enough to squeeze through doorways. In that case I might get boxed in.
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For the purposes of the hypothetical, the bear is narrow enough for the doorways. Does the home field advantage of a human designed space outweigh any confusion or anger on the part of the displaced bear? Maybe it'll just leave if you open an outside door.
 
A grizzly can easily go through amerimutt houses. Drywall can't even stop a pibble.

Sankebetsu bear attacks. That was another grizzly type japanese brown bear variant.
The only survivor out of a family committed sudoku after witnessing what a bear can do.
 
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TenMilesWide said:
For the purposes of the hypothetical, the bear is narrow enough for the doorways. Does the home field advantage of a human designed space outweigh any confusion or anger on the part of the displaced bear? Maybe it'll just leave if you open an outside door.
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I'd assume it'd maul me if I tried opening a door. Hmm. I guess there's more places to hide and possibly shoot from if there's a upstairs. It's kinda a wash honestly.
 
Cherry Eyed Hamster said:
Also they don’t kill people for “fun”.
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Predators absolutely develop preferences for man-eating bears inlcuded, Tigers do it in India all the time too, I doubt they do it for recreation purposes but when they develop it as tactic they don't go back, probably because we're slower than gazelles and they can only learn the "guns bad" lesson when it's too late. It's a habit for them which is why man-eaters are always hunted down; can't let that behaviour spread.
Bears aren't at it as often as tiggerjeet because there's less human pop density in bear biomes but it certainly happens, usually in places like Svalbard admittedly but it's less unheard of and more uncommon.
 
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Don’t know how true it is but adding fuel to the fire is fun
 
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Teghern said:
Predators absolutely develop preferences for man-eating bears inlcuded, Tigers do it in India all the time too, I doubt they do it for recreation purposes but when they develop it as tactic they don't go back, probably because we're slower than gazelles and they can only learn the "guns bad" lesson when it's too late. It's a habit for them which is why man-eaters are always hunted down; can't let that behaviour spread.
Bears aren't at it as often as tiggerjeet because there's less human pop density in bear biomes but it certainly happens, usually in places like Svalbard admittedly but it's less unheard of and more uncommon.
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Even sealife have been attacking humans. Orcas have been based by attacking migrant ships in the Mediterranean.

Social media tards think nature is one big Disney princess movie.

Edit: same group of hoes who choose bear are the same ones who criticized Mike Pence for choosing not to be alone with a woman that wasn't his wife.
 
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Dyn said:
I go in section 8 apartments with strange men to drink cask wine and make new friends fairly often.

I would be pretty scared if a bear turned up in one of them.
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Do they even have bears in 'Straya?
 
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