Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man? - aka Debate user doodoocaca on the validity of rape victims

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Y’all underestimate the depravity men can subject a woman to, whilst bears will most likely leave you alone if you make enough noise.

 

[Twinkie]

Fun story about mama bears. They won't kill you but instead drag you back to the cubs so they can practice on a live target. You will quite literally be eaten alive over a period of minutes/hours.

That's exactly what happened to this young woman. She was alive long enough to call her mom three separate times and tell her she was being eaten by the bear cubs

 

[Lurker]

Y’all underestimate the depravity men can subject a woman to, whilst bears will most likely leave you alone if you make enough noise.

they're intentionally being obtuse.

they hate the fact that they're being compared to a wild animal in terms of being a risk factor to women, because it demonstrates that men are still primitive beasts that women should continue to be wary of.

 

[doodoocaca]

I'd say an article on the site of a bear sanctuary written by someone with a PhD and decades of experience studying bears is a pretty reliable source.

I'm sure you can email them if you want more info.

Your sister is smart.

PhD in what?

 

[doodoocaca]

they're intentionally being obtuse.

they hate the fact that they're being compared to a wild animal in terms of being a risk factor to women, because it demonstrates that men are still primitive beasts that women should continue to be wary of.

Let me know when parthenogenesis works out for you

 

[Android raptor]

PhD in what?

I would assume something related to ecology or zoology

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Women be saying this shit but I don’t see none of them jumping from the crowds into the bear pen

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

Well clearly the only conclusion is that civilization doesn't work. 3000 years of morality, philosophy, and ethics, and men are still worse than the brown bear. People should return to nature. It would be safer that way. Things that are closer to nature are just more naturally noble.

 

[doodoocaca]

It's womanmoment cry bullying where you antagonize people you claim are dangerous by weaponizing a perception of victimhood to troll society so worthless feelings are validated just in time for an election.

It's also a helpful way to identify who is a basic idiot not worth your attention assuming they leave this on their timeline after it blows over I guess.

OTOH the chad take is "Why yes, it's very good that you realize men are the apex predators" but I think we're a few right wing backlashes away from that becoming real. Not too many though.

 

[doodoocaca]

I can't tell if this is just a shit test for white shitlib men by white shitlib women or some vain attempt to take attention back during an election year even though the DNC has completely abandoned women while still demanding donations.

Brown men won't put up with this shit for a fucking second, nor would conservative men.

OTOH inventing things to worry about while ignoring people bringing fucked up shit to light is basically the epitome of liberal praxis in the USA right now so

 

[RollerGator]

These broads care about statistics except for black crime and pitbull attacks.

 

[GunCar Gary]

imagine if the roles were reversed and it was asking men if they would rather be stuck in the forest with a bear or a woman

the question would be equally ridiculous. either way i would learn to love them. woman or bear, we would make sweet love under the stars in the wild. when children eventually came we would hunt solitary hikers in the woods and drag the corpse back to the children for them to feast on

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

What if the man was Timothy Treadwell?

 

[doodoocaca]

imagine if the roles were reversed and it was asking men if they would rather be stuck in the forest with a bear or a woman

the question would be equally ridiculous. either way i would learn to love them. woman or bear, we would make sweet love under the stars in the wild. when children eventually came we would hunt solitary hikers in the woods and drag the corpse back to the children for them to feast on

I already did, but, I'll bite anyway. I'd say the bear.

Worst case, the bear mauls me and I die within hours.
Worst case, the woman accuses me of something and being drug through the courts of public opinion, employment, and the law kill me at least three times over.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

imagine if the roles were reversed and it was asking men if they would rather be stuck in the forest with a bear or a woman

the question would be equally ridiculous. either way i would learn to love them. woman or bear, we would make sweet love under the stars in the wild. when children eventually came we would hunt solitary hikers in the woods and drag the corpse back to the children for them to feast on

Indeed, I'd hope for both.

We could start a family, with the trained bear helping me and my forest wife to thrive in our environment, rooting out truffles and such. Idk if bears root truffles.

Soon people tired of society would hear word of the group living out in the woods and would come out to join us, and we could start an empire where they'd make statues of the bear to represent our cultural heritage (no statues of me though, I'm happy just knowing I helped. They'd have to ask my forest wife yes or no on the statues of her).

We'd receive a lot of pushback from the powers that be but by that point we'd basically have an army of druids so they'd stand no chance.

So I think I'd rather be stuck in the woods with both a bear and a woman.

Spoiler

Of course because these are all dumb-dumbs on the internet they don't consider that if any person of the opposite sex in the world was magically transported into the woods with you they'd probably be a middle aged Asian or African person who you couldn't even talk to, but eh

 

[Gremperor]

This doesn't prove anything about men, it just proves that women shouldn't have the right to vote.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Me and the bear will drop the man into the woods. Then we'll go watch Yogi cartoons.

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

The bear will never pretend to be your friend, make promises and then break them, forget to wipe his ass, or drink into the wee hours of the morning and then sleep into the afternoon.

a literal shoah

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

While writing a parody thread on it, I realized that the best follow up question to this topic is "what is the skin color you imagine on the man?" which probably would be followed by silence and exclamation it is white.

 

[Übertroon]

This doesn't prove anything about men, it just proves that women shouldn't have the right to vote.

You don' approve of the women voting for more bear maulings to own the incels?