Would You Rather?

Hippo.
Would you rather share a room with MovieBob, or share a room with Andrew Dobson? No you can’t share a room with them just to kill them.
 
Dobson. I'd just spray him with a water bottle if he ever acted out of line.

Would you rather walk for a mile bare foot on broken glass or wood splinters?
 
Wood splinters, least then my foot won't be totally bloody.
Make America great again, or make anime great again.
 
Make anime great again. Fuck all this moe-shit.

Would you rather pet a starving shark or an angry komodo dragon.
 
Army Burger said:
Shark.

Would you rather eat slimy pork or slimy chicken?
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Slimy pork, you left me a loophole where the slime can legit be delicious Korean barbecue sauce.

Would you rather eat raw slimy pork or raw slimy chicken that is slimy specifically because it's spent 48 solid hours wedged in ADF's buttcrack?
 
LazarusOwenhart said:
Slimy pork, you left me a loophole where the slime can legit be delicious Korean barbecue sauce.

Would you rather eat raw slimy pork or raw slimy chicken that is slimy specifically because it's spent 48 solid hours wedged in ADF's buttcrack?
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raw slimy pork

Would you rather pour a bottle of your own piss on yourself, or sit in a kiddie pool of your own piss?
 
Foot. Hands are much more important tools.

Would you rather eat present-day Osama Bin Laden, or be forced to fap to Christine Weston Chandler nudes?
 
Fap, if only becasuse that option is more easier to do.
Would you rather have tongues as fingers, or have a finger as a tongue?
 
Tongues as fingers. I could finally live my dream of being a one man hentai freakshow.

Would you rather be a woman and go on a date with Chris or be a man and go on a date with Sophie LaBelle?
 
BE A MAN!

Would you rather be a jobber in WWE, or be a main eventer in some crappy indie circuit?
 
Jobber.

Would you rather be bit in the head by a venomous spider or a venomous snake?
 
Army Burger said:
Jobber.

Would you rather be bit in the head by a venomous spider or a venomous snake?
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Snake, I'm more likely to die but at least I don't have a spider on my face.

Would you rather lose the use of your non-dominant hand or your dominant eye?
 
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