Wraith (and yours) 2024+ Campaign Promises! - Here we post things that should be put into law, or taken away from the law to stop the horribleness of an oppressive government.

[Wraith]

My first campaign promise:

Every government official ONLY makes minimum wage. This includes senators, congressmen, mayors, governors and aldermen.
They have to disclose how they came into office with almost nothing and ended up with close to $200 million like Nancy Pelosi.
EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF INCOME has to be documented.
This way scum can't use the gubment to become the multi millionaires some have achieved through corruption and trickery. Also having a permanently low wage for the job might dissuade some from coming to office just to soak the tax payers. I see this especially as a problem in local governments as the governors, mayors and alderman make way too much for doing such a crappy job.
If you want to be a public servant, you shouldn't be serving yourself to our income at that level. Helping others and defending our rights and lives should be top priorptiy, not you get reelected and getting lots o' monies.

WRAITH 2024!
More scary people hiding in robes!
More spooky eyes!

More campaign promises to follow.

What would you do if you have an opportunity.

 

[Vitoze]

Eliminate usery & fund projects to preserve endangered languages. That's it. Two issue candidate. Vitoze 2024, no more bankers, no more dead languages.

 

[Irwin M. Felcher]

more pizza

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Fagatron 2024: Why settle for a lesser evil?

My policies

-Turn the Middle East into a giant glass car park
-Tax religious organizations
-Use federal funds to buy me expensive wine, which I shall drink as a public service to make everyone else appear more attractive.
-Fuck them all to death.

It's gonna be yuge.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

-Defund the universities
-Term limits for all government officials!
-Guns for everybody, especially women!
-Free fentanyl for all heroin addicts! (Bring your own needles, you're only going to need one!)
-Raze all homeless encampments and place the bums on work camps!

And, most importantly:
-Enshrine the right (and ability) of dogs to consent into the Constitution! #dogscanconsent

 

[Eryngium]

more pizza

Didn't know Podesta uses the farms.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

The nuclear destruction of Israel

 

[Raging Capybara]

2000$ neetbux.
Free hooker pussy once in a month for every incel.
Steam sale every week.
RTX 2080 for Just 30 dollars
Tendies delivery for free

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

-violent autistic kids no longer allowed in mainstream classrooms
-hunting turkeys in the city is legal
-new federal welfare program for southern states created by fining anyone flying a confederate flag above the mason dixon line
-no trannies

 

[Black Waltz]

troons are forced to participate in death matches in order to get their titty skittles

 

[Monolith]

Monolith 2024:

• Kill all the liberals.
• Kill all the conservatives.
• Kill all the libertarians.
• Kill all the communists.
• Kill all the fascists.
• Kill all the centrists.
• Kill all the furries.
• Kill all the illegal immigrants.
• Kill all the legal immigrants.
• Kill all the furries.
• Kill all the Muslims.
• Kill all the Christians.
• Kill all the Jews.
• Kill all the Hindus.
• Kill all the Sikhs.
• Kill all the athiests.
• Kill all the agnostics.
• Kill all the furries.
• Kill all the white people.
• Kill all the black people.
• Kill all the hispanic people.
• Kill all the Asian people.
• Kill all the furries.
• Kill the rest of the humans, in case we missed someone you personally don't like.
• Dig up all the furries, burn their bodies, and bury them again.

Edit: I almost forgot: Kill any humanlike AIs we may have made before I'm put into office.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

All nonviolent and nonproperty crimes are hereby legal. If you have an argument for why something should be reillegalized, please petition your local government official, who will be directed to tell you to go fuck yourself.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Charlie Hebdo style attacks on a daily basis, done by any local citizen. Utilize the power of the Second Amendment to rid your community of journalists! Take the power into your own hands!

Fight for your future and the future of your children

 

[Vitoze]

Charlie Hebdo style attacks on a daily basis, done by any local citizen. Utilize the power of the Second Amendment to rid your community of journalists! Take the power into your own hands!

Fight for your future and the future of your children

the brickman cometh

 

[Red Hood]

I won't cancel your student loans but I will give you five minutes with your guidance counselor and a rubber hose.

 

[Tetra]

I'd make new student loans dischargeable in bankruptcy

so banks have an incentive to tell you to fuck off if you want a loan to go to a university in gender studies

-Enshrine the right (and ability) of dogs to consent into the Constitution! #dogscanconsent

oh you that's such a canadian thing of you to say

 

[The Manglement]

If elected, I promise to enact the 27th amendment to the constitution, that after a politician's term ends they will be thrown into a woodchipper.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

• Free picture of @Count groudon in a heart frame for every American

Will he be wearing clothes in this picture?

 

[JM 590]

Will he be wearing clothes in this picture?

hahaha of course not

 

[ProgKing of the North]

hahaha of course not

Well, you've got my vote

(I'm a single-issue voter)