Write a lewd fantasy with the user above you - free thirsting

[️ronic]

I paint myself orange, put on a Donald Trump mask, and tie you ass-up to the bed.
While I fuck you raw, all you can scream is: "ORANGE MAN BAD! ORANGE MAN BAD!".

 

[DrJonesHat]

You appear to be an undead skeleton, undoubtably created by Nazi sorcery. I smash you to bits then get drunk and rant about women.

 

[Konover]

You appear to be an undead skeleton, undoubtably created by Nazi sorcery. I smash you to bits then get drunk and rant about women.

Annihilate my alien ass

 

[Ass eating cunt]

I want you to quietly fuck me in a dark alley (with consent of course) in broad daylight where no one can see us, but we see them

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I will not fuck a stuffed animal, but now I'm paranoid about voyeuristic stuffed animals being in the bedroom.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

I want to blow you up, but not before cutting of your hands and making love to them.

 

[Applejack]

There was severe stretching as Applejack penetrated Jeri with her 2 foot long horse futa-cock. The only thing she could think was "at least I didn't as fucked as leomon."

Edit: ninja'd

 

[Londo]

Strasse fulfilled his darkest fantasy as he blitzkrieged his load inside the pony.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Me having blonde hair and blue eyes is already your biggest turn-on.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I want to fuck you so hard you convert to my religion.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Come into my forbidden temple, you rugged hat. If you want to get your hands on my treasure, you've gotta touch the right buttons ~

 

[Coconut Gun]

I have sex with you, but you later regret it and charge me with rape. I'm found not guilty, but my reputation is ruined and my career is finished. I'm forced to go into construction where I develop a drug habit to deal with the pain caused by a back injury caused by the job and die at 35 from an OD.

 

[HY 140]

you fired your coconut gun in spurts on me. showering me with coconut cream pies

 

[DrJonesHat]

You lure me to your house with the promise of unrestrained sexual debauchery. I arrive only to find you plan on sacrificing me to the dark gods you worship. But, before you stab me through the heart with your ritual dagger, you agree to fuck me stupid. I impress you so much with my sexual prowess, you spare my life, but from that point on I am a determined foe of your deranged sex cult.

 

[gachacunt]

We make passionate love underneath our luxurious summerhouse. It's hot, heavy, and illegal in at least fifteen countries.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Imma catch that cunt!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I thrust you into a seasonal 12-episode ecchi series, but I can't guarantee it'd be any good.

 

[Coelacanth]

I touch ur bobs and do ur vagene and it's hot.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Coelacanths are oily, so I just rub your lifeless body all over my naked flesh.

 

[DrJonesHat]

We get so freaky the American Family Association tries to file an injunction against us.