Write a lewd fantasy with the user above you - free thirsting

[FierceBrosnan]

I'm going to whip out my Temple of Doom and go full Last Crusade on your Lost Ark until your eyes roll back into your Crystal Skull.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I told you if you want a whipping, you gotta pay like everyone else, I'm workin' here!

 

[Reynard]

Feel free to explore my caves for hidden treasures, Doctor Jones!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I don't want to know of the radioactive STDs you may be carrying.

 

[Reynard]

Yank my til, mommy

I don't want to know of the radioactive STDs you may be carrying.

That’s not a lewd fantasy!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Why yes darling, I will fuck you in a church if you feel like risking eternal damnation for a cheap thrill.
I wanna put on an eye patch and plunder your baggage if you know what I mean.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

You can do what you did to the statue.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

You fuck me

 

[Xanax]

You take a break from investigating tax to investigate uhhh my genitals lmao

 

[DrJonesHat]

Due to an overdose of Xanax and cheap whiskey, we end up 40 miles outside of Memphis, covered in oatmeal, up a tree with no pants on.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

Why don't we have a good hate-fucking session

 

[Shiversblood]

Ass eating cunt walks down the street.”wow...ass eating cunt really does have a large anus” I whisper. I quickly sprint and start charging. I tackle ass eating cunt from behind. “Time for anal canal!” I scream, and I pull down his trousers. I quickly slam my penis into anus. Ejaculate. Pleasure.

 

[BeanBidan]

As a giant skeleton. I can only bone you.
Ba dum tsst

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Grow out an afro and play a mean fiddle, and I'll consider showing you my panties.

 

[firestoopscience]

And Tony Tony seductively unleashes his bish form and there we see his hidden potential.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Boy, show me that Chinese Dragon style of yours!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Holding hands while taking a walk in the autumn.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

You've got a face only a mother could love, but I'd be more than able, possibly willing, to add even more nuts in your face. Shoot the shit, let's go for it.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I have sex with you but I don't call you daddy. You call me mommy

 

[User names must be unique]

You turn off you firewall and bare your naked ports to me as I enter you, my package is so large you can barely process it.