Write a one-sentence shitpost

[Syaoran Li]

The Union forever!

 

[Army Burger]

Don't read on me

 

[Sebben Crudele]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[opy702]

He's fat!

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I have no fingers and I must shitpost.

 

[Terran Wraith]

Dab on them haters.

 

[Osmotic_Cereal]

Suck my flaccid girl cock.

 

[Pina Colada]

That's a lotta fish.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM TOM TO POUND!

 

[BeanBidan]

I like my noodles shaked not stirred.

 

[Army Burger]

He's skinny!

 

[Big Nasty]

HEY NULL STOP BEING A DICK

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I unironically like the State of Israel.

 

[DisapprovingCorgi]

My kingdom for an enema!

 

[Army Burger]

God Bless Palestine

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[splash] wat was that

 

[Bread Fetishist]

Testicles, that is all.

 

[Remove Goat]

You spoony bard!

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

The Jews did this

 

[Unog]

"Gib" and by extension "giblets" are pronounced with a "g" sound like "green", not "j" like "jesus christ english isn't hard".