Write a scary story in two sentences

[UglyOldJafar]

My best friend just send me an email that he was coming over for movie night, to make up for old times sake.
Last year we had an argument and he went off, only to be hit fatally by a car.

 

[Shokew]

"Hey, check it out - I can actually style my hair with my skin grease."
Of course she'd say something like that to my face; she is a fucking Sasquatch (and also my crazy girlfriend).

 

[UglyOldJafar]

A police man just told me, that my daddy died in a car crash on his way to work.
I am crying... cause now I won't get hurt again every night.

 

[c-no]

I soon stepped on the ground of the university I managed to get enrolled in, only for an odious smelling danger-hair came up to my face.

It was yelling how I was oppressive and from the spot, I died as it's breath entered through my nostrils.

 

[Shokew]

Game...
...Over.

 

[Trapped_Fairy]

He says you'll never leave this dark basement until you bear him a son. You had a hysterectomy 2 years ago.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

We're having dinner at Applebee's. Get your coat.

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

"Hey, Scoon, we're having a Simpsons marathon, and you should come over!"

And so I did, only to find that once I got there, he only had the box set of "Season 22".

 

[Ol' Slag]

The man slowly looked up. Towering over him was Brianna Wu.

 

[SomethingWittyandBadass]

I met a nice girl who wanted to fuck, sad to say she was a black live matters supporter.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I am proud to announce the winner of Game Of The Year 2016. It's a little diddy called Revolution 60.

 

[Apocalypso]

Billy and Bungle went to the jungle to have themselves some fun.
Billy got silly and stuck out his willy and stuck it up Bungle's bum.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You hear a tapping on the window next to you which wakes you from your nap.

You're on a plane in flight.

Spoiler

(I'm pretty sure some old movie or TV show did something similar)

 

[ZehnBoat]

You hear a tapping on the window next to you which wakes you from your nap.

You're on a plane in flight.

Spoiler

(I'm pretty sure some old movie or TV show did something similar)

it's basically Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You hear kids playing in the pool outside. Problem is there's no pool.

Spoiler

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

I knew it sounded familiar.

 

[Cossack]

Grandma keeps calling me to come visit her. I wish I could, but the lack of service or electricity in the countryside is a bit dull...

 

[Picklechu]

You wake up outside with no memory of the night before.

"Your kids are going to live for so long thanks to my telomerase levels!"

 

[Shokew]

"Wow, he's disgusting and he's destroying the city in your story!"

"I take offense to that, as this guy's the actual hero of my story."

 

[InTheSidePocket]

there was once chocolate.
it had nuts in it.

 

[Picklechu]

"Ladies and gentlemen, the governor of Massachusetts."

Brianna Wu walks across the stage to the podium.